@Whack-A-mole: I know, I know, I'm sorry. I just miss the way things used to be. I think it may be time to pack up my things and move on to greener pastures, I don't recognize this place anymore.

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Goddammit, MORE Toyota? This is getting out of hand, y'all. It's sad the company that LEASTS represents what the commentariat holds dear has bought out the entire front page.

Gawker, I am disappoint.

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@Rattleface Blouses, proprietor of awesome.: Copy it and repost it with the correction. That's what I did when I added myself.

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If you want to add your name to, or edit this list, then copy the entire list, paste it in a new #gamertag post, add your information (alphabetical order, please!), and then share. That way we have a comprehensive list that's always at the top of the page.

This is the format:
Jalopnik User Name [system (xbox or PSN): gaming ID] (games you play online).

adamw3494 [Xbox: awangsta] (Forza3)

AustintheBruiser [PSN: awesomeaustin75]

bainelaker [PSN: birdcamp ] (GT5, GTP, Wipeout HD)

boot shrew [xbox: bootshrew]

Clown Shoe Pilot [PSN:w00tmini (those are zeroes)]

Dab O' Swine [xbox: F4LC0N7X] (Halo Reach, Forza)

D0rk [PSN: lold0rk (that's a zero)]

Fast_Nel [PSN: Mr_Fast_French]

gtuned [PSN: GO6DoRiFUt0
First 2 are O's last is a Zero]

IN THE FACE! [xbox: MGYVR][PSN:MGYVR]

jakebonz [PSN: jakebonz]

jbh11126 [xbox: BMWpower420]

jmurph05 [xbox: tubaking05]

Joel Naticchioni [PSN: Aquila_76]

JT_3K [PSN: JT_3K] (GT5)

Minardi Gras [xbox: Northernsky88] (Forza)

MrHowser [XBL] NoReturnPolicy

Pessimippopotamus [xbox: Zippopotamus]

porsche9146 [xbox: porsche 9146]

RadioFlyer [PSN: RadioFlyer1]

Rattleface Blouses: [XBL] 09K Rattlehead

SentraB14, a/k/a Gran Fantabular 5. [PSN: SultanRS4]

Shant J [PSN: GTP_SGJ]

Socialvegetable [PSN & XBOX: Socialvegetable]

Spiegel [PSN: spiegel1]

The Slurpee Man [xbox: Proximity Mines]

triptheory [xbox: triptheory25]

uncleben [PSN: GiantClocktower] (COD, Black Ops)

unevolved [Xbox: unev0lved] (Black Ops)

william.kennedy84 [PSN(?): yourmomknowsi]

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@jodark: Where do you draw the line, then? When you keep saying, "eh, it's not worth my time," eventually you'll wake up to find you've got nothing left.
Good for them. At least they know how to express their disgust. Everyone on this side of the pond has too much to lose and will just roll over and cry, "Meh" at the forfeiture of their rights.
Toyota again? Come on, I thought we were past this.

#IhateToyota

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I thought this Toyota thing was going to be short-lived... I seriously find myself reading less and less on the front page every time I visit.

#IhateToyota

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@From a Buick 6: Join the club. I'm getting worried. I'd like to think Wert knows what we want, but it under too much pressure from the evil and/or stupid Gawker overlords.

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@Scorpio GTX1: Agreed. They don't have a damn clue what kind of cars we like here.

"Car site with a lot of page views? Fuck yeah, let's buy some advertisements!"

It's a shame we enjoy everything Toyotas aren't.

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@Scorpio GTX1: Usually I turn it off for sites I frequent and WANT to give more ad revenue, but Jalopnik has been so gawker-ish lately I've just left it on.

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@PotbellyJoe - I turned adblock on a while ago, and it's still there. =[

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Jesus Christ Toyota just threw up all over the front page.

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@Yukiyu: Wouldn't surprise me. I'm curious what he thought putting it on teh intarwebz in the first place, though.
The video has now been marked as private.
@Tentacle: @Daddy Rocket will get the hell out of some groceries:

You two be nice. This is Jalopnik, not Autoblog.
That all cars were rear wheel drive. Much like believing in Santa, I thought that front wheels were for steering and stopping, rear wheels were for propulsion.

I still remember the first time I saw my mom's Toyota Avalon spin the front tires driving into the garage up a small lip on wet concrete. I asked my dad if that meant the car was AWD, and he had to break the sad truth to me.
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