<![CDATA[Comments from Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure]]> <![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on GM Sends Congress Plan Asking For $12 To $18 Billion, "Alternatives" For Saturn Brand]]> Make GMC the exclusive truck brand of GM and stop selling Chevrolet trucks. Large markets can support stand alone GMC stores, smaller markets get GMC dualed with Chevy and other GM brands.

This will establish GMC as the go-to brand for GM trucks, allowing them to advertise and market the brand properly. Chevy can refocus its brand on value, economy and performance.

I think Pontiac needs to go as its entire product line can easily be rebadged as Chevy (imagine an authentic RWD Chevy Impala SS). I know Pontiac has an amazing heritage but that's been diluted to the point where it no longer matters.

I like Buick as a niche product line, a step down in price from Cadillac but different product from Chevy. They need more models and some specialized marketing but it can work. If GM cannot differentiate the product from the other brands, ditch it.

Keep Cadillac going down the road its been on.

Saturn, Saab, Hummer..... see ya!

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on How Many Drinks Was That? Wert Discusses Ford's Capital Ideas]]> "That's the hope." Yes it is, indeed. That's about all we have nowadays, isn't it? Well done, Ray. Smooth, polished, expert-like.

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on Last Yugo Will Roll Off The Assembly Line This Month]]> Based on the above comments, it sounds like Gawker's tech support is the Yugo of cotomer sevis.

(for the record, Jalopnik typically works well for me except for the occasional glitch)

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on GM Declares Bankruptcy Imminent After $4.2 Billion Third Quarter Loss]]> Is it too late to use my GM Supplier Discount? I heard the new Oldsmobiles were in early this year.

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on Nice Price Or Crack Pipe: The $200,000 Turbo Buick Regal?]]> I dunno guys....we've got Brigitte Nielsen and the Starpipe Crackerprise protecting us, a gauge set dangling from under the dash, a set of sweet 15" tri blade wheels and a DIY Kaminari body kit. What price 80s-tastic radness?

All we need are a few cassettes of Whitesnake and Aldo Nova, maybe some Saga, and we're ready to cruise.

Here's a couple music vids to get you in the proper mood.

Headpins -

Aldo Nova, baby! -

Saga, with relative visuals -

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on It's Graverobber Project Car Hell Tirade Friday!]]> These aren't tirades. They are soliloquies, disturbingly rendered when read consecutively on Halloween.

I hope tonight of all nights our Graverobber is out robbing graves, or getting his grave robbed, or whatever it is that keeps his hippie hydroponic organic maple syrup commenter brain generating these gems. Perhaps we could take up a collection to buy him some Ketel One and sodium cyanide? He'd prolly like that.

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on Nice Price Or Crack Pipe: The $14,900 Ford Fairmont Durango Pickup]]> Holy carp! I have a gold star next to my name! Thanks, y'all.

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on Nice Price Or Crack Pipe: The $14,900 Ford Fairmont Durango Pickup]]> I like it a lot but not $15k a lot.

The wheel covers are wrong, the shifter is wrong and I'm not crazy about the DIY Line X bedliner. Being picky? Perhaps, but I take my Malaise era cars seriously because they're serious cars.

I'd pay $15k for the 'chero if it were made from a 1980 Fairmont Turbo

or maybe a NASA Electric Car wagon, as seen in the PCH: [jalopnik.com]

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on 1969 Ford F100 Pickup Truck]]> Old trucks like this one should have dedicated VIP parking slots in front of every Home Depot, as they've certainly earned it.

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on What Would You Write On The World's Dirtiest BMW M6?]]> [insert painfully obvious rejoinder, "I wish my wife was this dirty"]

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on Pontiac To Kill RWD G8 After Current Generation]]> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on 1969 Buick Skylark Custom]]> Just like my '69 GS350 California, except mine was a burnt metallic orange with a white vinyl top and a white interior, it had the nice Magnum 500-esque Buick road wheels and was all original. Looked just like this car:

[cgi.ebay.com]

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on 1965 Mercury Comet Caliente]]> I'll take mine in black with a red interior and a 289, just like my grandpa's used to be.

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on Top Gear Launches US Web Site]]> You girls whining about the possibility of TG US being bad should watch some of the older TG UK shows. I just watched a clip from 2003 with Vinnie Jones as the Star In A Reasonably Priced Car, and damn, it's dull. If TG US is even slightly better than the old TG UK stuff, it'll be a winner.

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on Sign Of The Automotive Apocalypse: Automotive News Is The New Fast Lane Daily?]]> Separated at birth?

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on Sign Of The Automotive Apocalypse: Automotive News Is The New Fast Lane Daily?]]> Welcome to Automotive News Today. I'm Alf. Tom Worobec is on assignment"

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Winner: Team SCHWING Toyota Corolla FX16]]> Run up front, keep the fenders on the thing, stay outta trouble and bring it on home. The Schwingers took a page from every successful short track racer, incl the #48 at Martinsville today. Congrats to the winners.

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on Jeremy Clarkson In Head-On Accident Filming Top Gear, Doing Just Fine]]> From his obit:

A complete and utter dick has no need for penis substitutes

If that doesn't describe Jezza, I don't know what does.

Hopefully he hit a F-150 whilst driving a Chrysler Sebring. Would serve him right but glad to hear he's OK.

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on Alfa Romeo Officially Returns To US Market This Month With 8C Competizione]]> Deposits for the new Brera being accepted in 3....2.....1....

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on A Proud Moment For All Of Us: The 1989 Dodge Spirit]]> hmm... I was there when STS-1 landed in 1981. Went there in a Dodge truck with people that were into Dodges. Funny, I don't recall seeing this car......could this be make believe?

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on Top Gear Australia's Ratings Slump Despite Holden Vs. Ford Shootout]]> TGA is going to have to develop their own style and audience for their show as they cannot count on the existing Australian TGUK viewer to support it. The TGUK fan is dedicated to their show and simply won't watch an Aussified version of it.

Same exact thing will happen with TGUS, although it'll be easier as the American TGUK viewership is minuscule. Regardless, Adam and the guys will have to harvest their own viewer base and forget about support from the existing one.

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on Bonus QOTD: Would You Consider Buying A New Car Now?]]> I'd buy a new truck right now, except a few things are holding me back:

*My current truck is running great and does everything I need.

*I don't really need a new truck, just want one.

*I'm buried up to my eyeballs in debt.

*I'm, uh, between employment opportunities at the moment.

Except for these niggiling details, hell yeah, I'd buy something new! When the Pontiac G8 GXP hits the market, it'll be tough for me to resist.

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on Clarkson Drives Sebring Convertible, Declares It "Worst Car In The Entire World"]]> You know what's funny about Clarkson? Except for a couple thousand uptight Americans who spend inordinate amounts of time on automotive web sites and blogs, no one knows him or cares about his opinions. In the end he's just another blowhard journalist who can't stop himself from pressing the stereotype button labeled, "Neurotic American" over and over. Too bad the damned thing is still connected.

It's not what Clarkson says that's over the top. It's the reaction it gets from people who spend way too much time on the internet talking about cars they'll never own, like this poor Sebring convertible.

And just for the record, I like this car as long as it's taken for what it is; a comfortable, easy-to-drive, 4-seat convertible with a good sized trunk. I wouldn't buy one but they're decent enough to rent. Clarkson didn't take this car for what it's worth because it's doesn't earn him a paycheck.

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on Notorious Muscle Car Freaks Heading To 24 Hours Of LeMons With... A Datsun!]]> I'm seeing a pattern here I'm not sure I like.

Didn't the Pratt & Miller guys win LeMons Detroit? The same Pratt & Miller guys that have won the real LeMans and about a thousand other world sports car races? Beating Ferrari and Aston Martin on a global racing scale is one thing, but beating the average car guy who spent a whopping $500 on race car doesn't quite seem fair.

Now we have professional custom car builders creating a LeMons car from scratch, essentially, all under the impression that its only worth $500. When Maney builds a one-off Bandit Trans Am for a customer, what does he bill his fab guys at, $100 an hour?

I'm waiting for the Hendrick Motorsports guys to enter a car, maybe a Celebrity Eurosport or a Citation X-11, complete with an old V6 they, "found out back behind the shop". I imagine they'll be quite competitive after some time on the 7-post shaker rig and a few trips to the Windshear wind tunnel.

I think the days of the $25,000 custom built race car d.b.a. a $500 junkyard clunker are upon us.

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on Chevy Dealer Dominoes Keep Falling: Alameda's Good Chevrolet Closes Without Warning]]> Good Chevrolet was once a lone reed, standing tall, waving boldly in the corrupt sands of commerce. Now that its gone, it can be turned into something worthwhile, like a Baby Gap.

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on Top Gear's World War, From The German Perspective]]> It would have been more entertaining if the D Motor presenters were allowed to do their own commentary, instead of the droll German voiceover guy who sounds like he just came from a 1987 Siemens annual report video.

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on Commenter Of The Day: Charles Van Doren Edition]]> Oh, brother, I can hear Porsche screaming right now, "It's a fix! It's all a fix, a set-up! I made a study of it."

Hey, Porsche, remember one thing: They always follow a Jew with a Gentile and the Gentile wins more money. What is that, a coincidence?

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on Ten Highways That Should Be Destroyed Now]]> I just drove I-64 thru Louisville last week for the first time in many years and had forgotten what a travesty that highway is. The city could have had wonderful access to the river front along that stretch while routing the highway south and east of the city.

I just watched the flash video on 8664.org and encourage those interested to view it.

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on Nice Price Or Crack Pipe: Restored 1973 Pinto Squire Wagon For Nearly 20 Grand?]]> This car makes that '77 Cordoba from the other day look like a steal.

My mom had a new '73 Pinto back then, Runabout, 4 speed, slot mags and a hand crank sunroof. It would be a blast to have that car again, but not $20,000 worth of a blast. I mean, if this particular Pinto is so damned perfect, why isn't it at Barrett-Jackson being bought by Ron Pratte?

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on Daimler Wants To Wash Hands Of Chrysler, Sell Remaining 19.9% To Cerberus]]> I've got about $300 cash on me. If that'll get me a corner office and a 2 year lease on a Jeep Liberty, count me in.

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<![CDATA[Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure commented on What's Your Best Line For Getting Out Of A Speeding Ticket?]]> I like the JJ Wilson/Big Ed Mustafa tactic:

"Yes, officer, this is my car", as I'm flashing a $100 bill under my license and have a snub nose .38 under my crotch. Never had a problem with the cops.

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