Triborough commented on Move To The U.K. And Sue The Internet

"My understanding, gleaned from ham radio broadcasts, the backs of Canadian cereal boxes, and copies of The Star-Ledger found on NJ Transit trains, is that if it was touched, glanced at, breathed on, or spit upon by someone in the UK the UK courts have jurisdiction."

Triborough commented on Which Dead US Automotive Nameplates Should Remain Buried?

"Suburban Tahoe Escalade Explorer Expedition Aviator Navigator Hummer"

Triborough commented on Is The Press Turning On Obama?

"None of the two are any good. I'll probably wind up voting for McCain, as the least worst option, since a crazed Vietnam Vet is more trustworthy than a Chicago Politician. Could we just pick someone at random out of the phone book? We would probably get someone better than these two clowns."

Triborough commented on Rain Delay at Tropicana Field

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby?"

Triborough commented on The Kennedy Assassination Can Capture Your Very Soul

"It was LBJ and the Military Industrial Complex in the School Book Depository with the sniper rifle. Or was it Colonel Mustard in the library with the lead pipe?"

Triborough commented on Dr. Scott!

"This is what happens when the accountants are the ones who decide what movies to make."

Triborough commented on Ford Spends Time Making AV8R Mustang, Loses $8.7 Billion... Just Saying

"They could probably save a billion by getting rid of the Special Edition Mustang Division."

Triborough commented on What Can You Get For $5?

"A $5 MetroCard"

Triborough commented on 'amNY' Asks: Is This Show Too Awesome?

"I tried to like the show, since I'll watch anything that actually films in New York once."

Triborough commented on One Ford, Explained: Jalopnik's Ford Announcement Cheat Sheet

"I wonder why they don't also bring over the Transit."

Triborough commented on BREAKING! Ford Reports $8.7 Billion Net Loss For Second Quarter 2008, Bringing Six European Small Vehicles Stateside

"I wonder if Ford is going to lobby for the adoption of the European safety standards to be just as acceptable as the US ones."

Triborough commented on Daily Candy To Comcast For $75 Million?

"Ever since Bob Garfield co-host of WNYC's On the Media started up Comcast Must Die and his show has recorded all sorts of nonsense plus all the insane doings a transpiring with them being recorde..., they would seem to be one company that should go bye bye. @SadLittleMuffin: That commercial makes me hate the Dolans even more."

Triborough commented on On Esquire's Stupid E-Ink Cover

"It is like those hologram magazine covers from back in the 80s - a stupid gimmick. "

Triborough commented on Didja Hear The One About How Obama Is Like Hitler?

"Someone say something about Illinois Nazis? About 6:23 in they start going after Jake and Elwood and learn that Ford Pintos are not airworthy."

Triborough commented on Customers Claim That Wachovia Is Handing Out Counterfeit Bills

"Perhaps this is Wachovia testing out their new way to boost revenue - make their own."

Triborough commented on Why Twitter Hurts Journalism

"@shouldbestudying shouldbewriting: "Weare, NH: Audience man to McCain: 'I heard that Hershey is moving plants to Mexico and I'll be damned if I'm going to eat Mexican chocolate." Hershey does not make chocolate, they make brown wax."

Triborough commented on Bill Gates Buys Stake In AutoNation, Plans To Become Used Car Salesman

"He had to find a way to put his talent for selling poor quality, overpriced, potentially dangerous, lemons to people to good use."

Triborough commented on Young Whites Unclear On Proper Use Of Slurs

"What happens if someone is basically white with a bit of Asian? There are all sorts of other permutations that need to be dealt with."