Stoatmaster commented on Singapore Formula 1 Night Race Photo Gallery Shows Off Amazing Festival Of Lights

"Speaking as somebody working in Singapore this week, the sound bouncing off the buildings was something else. Mind you, so were the hotel prices. They're dismantling it all remarkably quickly, which is a bit weird as well. And who's been dicking around with the site layout since I was last here?"

Stoatmaster commented on Seriously, What's The Worst That Could Happen Parking At A Fire Hydrant?

"@layabout: @amblito: Is it just me, or is it true that no X5 has been registered in the UK without a personalised number plate? And, that said plate will almost always include 'X5'? I was going to ask why they did that, but there's probably no need."

Stoatmaster commented on And The Winner Is... The Sofa King Toyota Supra!

"@NoneMoreBlack: You're in luck. I have several cans of tweed paint right here in my garage. And a left-handed paintbrush, natch."

Stoatmaster commented on Torque TV Pits GS Motorsports Dodge Challenger SRT8 Against Kenne Bell Shelby Mustang GT500

"Daf Daffodil v Bugatti Veyron In reverse."

Stoatmaster commented on Torque TV Pits GS Motorsports Dodge Challenger SRT8 Against Kenne Bell Shelby Mustang GT500

"Pinzgauer v Haflinger After the course has been strewn with the burnt out shells of pointless retro-repro-muscle cars, natch."

Stoatmaster commented on PCH, Sochaux Versus LA Edition: Madman Muntz Jet or 16 Diesel Peugeots?

"Project Fairground Hell. Picture a carousel, except instead of gaily painted equine carvings rythmically going round and round and up and down to the sound of the merry calliope, you have 16 groups of confused and crying children being made sick in the confines of wildly gyrating and incredibly smelly French motor cars. Alternatively, slice off the roofs and use them as dodgems."

Stoatmaster commented on MGB-GT Gets Totally De-Leylandified During Ford V8 Upgrade, We Feel Great Envy

"@TR3-A: The MGB GT V8 had the Buick 3.5, as fitted to a number of Rover vehicles. Unfortunately, the one that they built was the one tuned for the original Range Rover, so ended up being not much improvement on the MGC. Wasted opportunity right there. This particular car is commendable in its own right. But, IMHO, is so far removed from feeling or looking like and MGB that the bodyshell is almost immaterial. Great car, but probably shouldn't be called an MGB."

Stoatmaster commented on James May Disagrees With Telegraph Readers, Says '49 Triumph Mayflower Is Ugliest Car Ever

"@JimtheNomad: "...the first time you drive a Ferrari is like the first time you make love to a woman..." Years of anticipation leading to 2 minutes of frantic excitement, closely followed by your apologies and the receding echo of mocking laughter?"

Stoatmaster commented on Women Turned On By Exotic Cars According To Questionable Science

"@nollid51: Like a rash, as we say in Blighty."

Stoatmaster commented on C6 Corvette Convertible Uses Mercedes E-Class To Explain Physics Of Wedge Shape

"@Vintage Racer is out taking pictures: Just out of shot is a flyover with a hole in the Armco."