Roadster_Guy commented on 2009 Acura TL Finally Smiles Its Toothy Grin For The Camera

"You'd think that of three redesigns that Acura had on tap over two years or so that at least ONE of the sedans would be attractive... /EPIC FAIL."

Roadster_Guy commented on 2009 BMW 7-Series Hits Web A Wee Bit Early

"*shrug* Meh!"

Roadster_Guy commented on 2010 Mazda3 Concept Fully Revealed... As A Photoshop

"*sigh* Haters... Mazda needs to hire this guy, now."

Roadster_Guy commented on Transformers 2 Gets A Name: Revenge Of The Fallen

"Oh Christ, are we going to have to endure yet another year of Jalopnik robovomit about the next Transformers movie? Didn't anyone notice how the first one was..."

Roadster_Guy commented on Detroit Cop Struck In Second Accident While Investigating First

"Know what I don't see? The red Tempo's brake lights. She didn't even hit the brakes after she was careening off road into the crowd. WTF."

Roadster_Guy commented on Hearse Convention Defies Convention

"Dekotora ain't got NOTHIN' on our 'Murrican hearses, y'all."

Roadster_Guy commented on GM Buys Renaissance Center Headquarters for $626 Million

"Know who else has their regional HQ in the RenCen? Toyota P.R. Betcha GM walks in on Monday, points to the door, and says "Gets to steppin'!" Yeah, that's right..."

Roadster_Guy commented on 100 MPG Or Bust: Motive Industries Release Renderings Of Their X PRIZE Entrant

"Am I the only one who sees more than a little AMC Gremlin in this?"

Roadster_Guy commented on Catastrophic ZAZ Rollover Leaves Russian Hoons Miraculously Unharmed

"Hrm... Seeing the car after the crash kinda makes me wonder how bad the thing looked before the hoonery..."

Roadster_Guy commented on 2009 Mazda6 Unveiled For North America

"Looks like a Toyota Solara spent the night w/ a Nissan Altima. /unimpressed, but not offended"

Roadster_Guy commented on Marital Infidelity Prompts All-Triumph Car Chase

"My old man had a '71 Stag in Damson Plum, with the wire wheels..."

Roadster_Guy commented on Forget The Spoiler: Your Van Needs Bat Wings!

"*seizure*"

Roadster_Guy commented on 2009 BMW 7-Series Leaked?

"..."

Roadster_Guy commented on High School Wins 2008 Shell Eco-marathon With 2,843 MPG

"Mater Dei High School? Srsly?"

Roadster_Guy commented on Ukrainian Limo Rolls In Style

"@Bento the Wertsmith: Ha!"

Roadster_Guy commented on Ukrainian Limo Rolls In Style

"@combat chuck: Fifteen feet less awful?"

Roadster_Guy commented on Ukrainian Limo Rolls In Style

"JESUS JUMPED-UP CHRIST! *runs for eyebleach*"

Roadster_Guy commented on Dodge Nitro SRT8?!

"@no_slushbox: I'm with you on this one, I like the Nitro!"