Avatar for squarethecircle 02/13/12 10:46 AM squarethecircle wrote:
I thought for sure that BMW being fined for sandbagging the NHTSA recall process would have trumped, or at least been as newsworthy as, the Dodge police car recall? http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/10/usa-bmw-fine-idUSL2E8DAF4220120210
Avatar for Type R- Loves his 'New Formula Red' s2000 01/21/12 01:03 AM Type R- Loves his 'New Formula Red' s2000 wrote:
Hey Ray, here's the single-most reason why people need to install dash cams. She tried to blame it on him until he showed her the camera. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRC7RO2tOJQ&feature=g-logo&context=G271fe4fFOAAAAAAAGAA #tips
Avatar for fldenlai 10/13/11 05:05 PM fldenlai wrote:
In your Morning Shift article from 10/12/11, I (along with many long-time readers, I'm sure), would kindly request you to please refrain from using the term "chink". Despite the so-called "cuteness" in using that term as a replacement for the word "kink", and to add a flavor of pun to indicate it is Chinese-related, it's still NOT cool. It's racial slurs and remarks such as these that put us back into the stone age. You certainly wouldn't use an offensive term like "negro" nowadays, neither should you use "chink". I expect more from this community, especially from the writers like yourself.
Avatar for Jstas 10/03/11 05:56 PM Jstas wrote:
Hey His Wertliness! Tomorrow is 10/4 and it's a Tuesday! You should have "Trucker Tuesday" and do a whole bunch of stuff about truckers and trucks! You should also decree that everyone talk like a trucker tomorrow as well! Granted the last story about truckers didn't go over so hot in the comments but truckers are a vital component of our economy and way of life. They do a miserable job to make our lives better. They deserve some level of recognition and what better day than 10/4? best thing is, it comes around at least once every year! It'd be like "Shark Week" on Discovery only with trucks on Jalopnik!
Avatar for stratos512 07/18/11 01:46 PM stratos512 wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuatara also, Bimota made a two passenger sports bike with that name a few years ago. All the best; juan
Avatar for J-2-da-B 06/28/11 08:08 PM J-2-da-B wrote:
hey ray... i found this cool site (http://dearphotograph.com)... its about putting a pic from old times at the same place & angle it was taken on the current location! its kinda cool, & heartwarming if you know what i mean... & seeing a photo of an old chevy pickup with a remark to some great summer times in it made me thinking; why don't we do something similar here on jalopnik? hope you give it a considering thought! J-2-da-B
Avatar for Pessimippopotamus 12/15/10 10:08 PM Pessimippopotamus wrote:

Wanna win $5?
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Avatar for BEYONTECH 10/11/10 05:02 PM BEYONTECH wrote:

Ray I thought you may be interested in this story.
[www.pcmag.com]

At 200,000.00 per ticket, do the serve peanuts and do they charge extra for the booze?
Avatar for coupeZ600 10/11/10 12:47 AM coupeZ600 wrote:

Wow! I haven't been around lately, but I see that those stalwarts of good commenting, Jodark, Zeeboid, And Tossed Mazda 3 Bullshit all have Stars. I lost my Star for "promoting really silly comments", and was wondering if I should more emulate their style.
Avatar for JakeInDK 05/18/10 06:50 PM JakeInDK wrote:

Hi Ray, I have a mate who just came back from a 4 day N'Ring instructor clinic, blew the engine on his stripped 944 on day 2, and witnessed Gumpert annihilation. Interesting idea for a trivia quiz - what were the drivers of 3 toasted porches, 1 toasted gumpert and 1 toasted Beemer driving at the end of day 4?

They all went out and rented a car to finish the Clinic... all chose the same car.

Trivia question: What car would you rent if you showed up at Nürbergring on foot?
Avatar for Captain Liverspots 02/15/10 08:14 PM Captain Liverspots wrote:

And by the by, you're not the only one who's dealt w/Parkinson's in the family. Not all of us think joking about it in a public douche-like fashion is horribly funny. But hey, maybe next you can come up with a witty comeback about my father's cancer death? THAT'D BE AWESOME!
In reply to Ray Wert: My grandmother and aunt had Parkinson's. Humor's how my family gets through the day.
Avatar for Captain Liverspots 02/15/10 08:10 PM Captain Liverspots wrote:

So the lesson is to not act like a douchebag to the guys who run automotive blogs, then?

Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.
In reply to Ray Wert: My grandmother and aunt had Parkinson's. Humor's how my family gets through the day.
Avatar for slowinthefastlane 07/12/09 04:57 AM slowinthefastlane wrote:
Sebring Batmobile!!!!!! http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cto/1265515968.html
Avatar for now with double the ententre 04/11/09 04:32 AM now with double the ententre wrote:

Hey Ray, can we do something about wheels OF satan's comment(s?) on page 2 of CNN's Don Lemon article?
Avatar for pauljones 02/24/09 05:08 PM pauljones wrote:

Hey, I'm just teasing a little.

Post count notwithstanding, you seem to have been a little on the quiet side lately. I first found Jalopnik shortly after it came into existence, way back when Spinelli was still around.

While it wasn't until last November that I finally signed up for an active account, it used to be your posts and comments that cracked me up and kept me coming back.

I just wanted to check that you're still with us in the comments, and provide you an easy shot at a few wiseass remarks directed at me. :)
Avatar for CARBONFIBER 12/31/08 12:20 AM CARBONFIBER wrote:

* ATTN Ray: Can you please kindly remove AUTO START on Garage419? When attempting to click on COMMENTS the video wants to start playing & constantly crashes the PC. Other times it reads 'Error on page'.

Thank you in advance for your attention to this matter, it is greatly appreciated. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Avatar for Donslilsis 10/15/08 02:06 AM Donslilsis wrote:

What really is this obsession you seem to have with French Puff Pastries? Surely, you could do better by now!
Avatar for TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah 08/14/08 10:27 PM TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah wrote:

Who is this @: character with no name and seemingly no posts today?
Avatar for Hiroshima Hotrod 07/16/08 04:43 AM Hiroshima Hotrod wrote:

@Ray Wert:

Understood.
Avatar for laxman15 06/12/08 04:58 AM laxman15 wrote:

[digimods.co.uk]

check out the Mini Cooperino

*I didn't make it
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