I am reposting from Jalopnik's oppositelock, but I felt you deserved a laugh as you share your corner with us during the 5.NO transition
Hokay. so. here is the internet.
s'chillin. damn, that is a sweet internet you might say. PORN!
alright, ruling out the data centers crashing, trucks becoming crashed into rackspace, the net neutrality leaving us and our PCs exploding, we are definitely going to kill commenting on Gawker.
hokay so basically we've got
Gizmodo Deadspin Jezebel Lifehacker Jalopnik io9 the Kotaku and Fleshbot. with commenters.
Fleshbot’s got about 0 since no one admits they got there, whatever. hanyway
one day Denton decides those commenting sons of a bitches are going down.
So he launches stars at the commentariat.
while its on its way commenters are like
"shit shit who the fuck is making these decisions... oh well, fire random memes!"
Then Lifehacker is like
"Shit guys, we got the stars are coming, fire our memes"
"but i am le stupid."
"well read an instruction guide, THEN FIRE ZE MEMES!"
Meanwhile io9 is down there like 'WTF nerds ^^'
Deadspin Kotaku and Jalopnik launch their memes, so now we've got comments flying everywhere passing each other.
Jezebel's like "AHH menstrual cramps!"
Then Fleshbot is like
"*crickets*?... *crickets*"
So now the Denton is like "fuck we're dumb asses"
Idolator is like 'whats going on BYE?'
io9 is still like "WTF ^^"
AOL is laughing at us, and some huge advertiser is like 'well fuck that.'
So now we've got commenter Nibbles.
everyone is edible even io9.
And they're still like 'WTF?'
But they'll be dead soon. fucking nerds
But. assuming we don't kill commenting on Gawker, us Jalopnikians just have to worry about Gimmi, $kaycog and Ash78 breaking off from the commentariat to go hang with Hooniverse. Spiegel can come too.
THE END #Groupthink
Hokay. so. here is the internet.
s'chillin. damn, that is a sweet internet you might say. PORN!
alright, ruling out the data centers crashing, trucks becoming crashed into rackspace, the net neutrality leaving us and our PCs exploding, we are definitely going to kill commenting on Gawker.
hokay so basically we've got
Gizmodo Deadspin Jezebel Lifehacker Jalopnik io9 the Kotaku and Fleshbot. with commenters.
Fleshbot’s got about 0 since no one admits they got there, whatever. hanyway
one day Denton decides those commenting sons of a bitches are going down.
So he launches stars at the commentariat.
while its on its way commenters are like
"shit shit who the fuck is making these decisions... oh well, fire random memes!"
Then Lifehacker is like
"Shit guys, we got the stars are coming, fire our memes"
"but i am le stupid."
"well read an instruction guide, THEN FIRE ZE MEMES!"
Meanwhile io9 is down there like 'WTF nerds ^^'
Deadspin Kotaku and Jalopnik launch their memes, so now we've got comments flying everywhere passing each other.
Jezebel's like "AHH menstrual cramps!"
Then Fleshbot is like
"*crickets*?... *crickets*"
So now the Denton is like "fuck we're dumb asses"
Idolator is like 'whats going on BYE?'
io9 is still like "WTF ^^"
AOL is laughing at us, and some huge advertiser is like 'well fuck that.'
So now we've got commenter Nibbles.
everyone is edible even io9.
And they're still like 'WTF?'
But they'll be dead soon. fucking nerds
But. assuming we don't kill commenting on Gawker, us Jalopnikians just have to worry about Gimmi, $kaycog and Ash78 breaking off from the commentariat to go hang with Hooniverse. Spiegel can come too.
THE END #Groupthink
Hokay. so. here is the internet.
s'chillin. damn, that is a sweet internet you might say. PORN!
alright, ruling out the data centers crashing, trucks becoming crashed into rackspace, the net neutrality leaving and our PCs exploding, we are definitely going to kill commenting on Gawker.
hokay so basically we've got
Gizmodo Deadspin Jezebel Lifehacker Jalopnik io9 the Kotaku and Fleshbot. with commenters.
Fleshbot’s got about 0 since no one admits they got there, whatever. hanyway
one day Denton decides those commenting sons of a bitches are going down.
So he launches stars at the commentariat.
while its on its way commenters are like
"shit shit who the fuck is making these decisions... oh well, fire random memes!"
Then Lifehacker is like
"Shit guys, we got the stars are coming, fire our memes"
"but i am le stupid."
"well read an instruction guide, THEN FIRE ZE MEMES!"
Meanwhile io9 is down there like 'WTF nerds ^^'
Deadspin Kotaku and Jalopnik launch their memes, so now we've got comments flying everywhere passing each other.
Jezebels's like "AHH menstrual cramps!"
Then Fleshbot is like
"*crickets*?... *crickets*"
So now the Denton is like "fuck we're dumb asses"
Idolator is like 'whats going on BYE?'
io9 is still like "WTF ^^"
AOL is laughing at us, and some huge advertiser is like 'well fuck that.'
So now we've got commenter Nibbles.
everyone is edible except io9.
And they're still like 'WTF?'
But they'll be dead soon. fucking nerds
But. assuming we don't kill commenting on Gawker, us Jalopnikians just have to worry about Gimmi, $kaycog and Ash78 breaking off from the commentariat to go hang with Hooniverse. Spiegel can come too.
THE END
#oppositelock
s'chillin. damn, that is a sweet internet you might say. PORN!
alright, ruling out the data centers crashing, trucks becoming crashed into rackspace, the net neutrality leaving and our PCs exploding, we are definitely going to kill commenting on Gawker.
hokay so basically we've got
Gizmodo Deadspin Jezebel Lifehacker Jalopnik io9 the Kotaku and Fleshbot. with commenters.
Fleshbot’s got about 0 since no one admits they got there, whatever. hanyway
one day Denton decides those commenting sons of a bitches are going down.
So he launches stars at the commentariat.
while its on its way commenters are like
"shit shit who the fuck is making these decisions... oh well, fire random memes!"
Then Lifehacker is like
"Shit guys, we got the stars are coming, fire our memes"
"but i am le stupid."
"well read an instruction guide, THEN FIRE ZE MEMES!"
Meanwhile io9 is down there like 'WTF nerds ^^'
Deadspin Kotaku and Jalopnik launch their memes, so now we've got comments flying everywhere passing each other.
Jezebels's like "AHH menstrual cramps!"
Then Fleshbot is like
"*crickets*?... *crickets*"
So now the Denton is like "fuck we're dumb asses"
Idolator is like 'whats going on BYE?'
io9 is still like "WTF ^^"
AOL is laughing at us, and some huge advertiser is like 'well fuck that.'
So now we've got commenter Nibbles.
everyone is edible except io9.
And they're still like 'WTF?'
But they'll be dead soon. fucking nerds
But. assuming we don't kill commenting on Gawker, us Jalopnikians just have to worry about Gimmi, $kaycog and Ash78 breaking off from the commentariat to go hang with Hooniverse. Spiegel can come too.
THE END
#oppositelock
This was all in response to 'Because Racecar' #oppositelock
So he envisions his blogs to be conversation starters and then the commenters will fill in the rest of it with free, unpaid expertise?
35 character posts it is then. #oppositelock
35 character posts it is then. #oppositelock
I don't personally agree with the celebration of any loss of life. I think it can be justified, and carried out, but it should never be joyously laughed about by our world representatives.
It scares me when leaders who have clearly never fought a battle, and many times have never loaded a firearm, laugh when they proclaim they have killed a world representative, no matter how vile his regime.
It is a dangerous portrayal of bloodlust by people i would rather have working towards diplomacy. #oppositelock
It scares me when leaders who have clearly never fought a battle, and many times have never loaded a firearm, laugh when they proclaim they have killed a world representative, no matter how vile his regime.
It is a dangerous portrayal of bloodlust by people i would rather have working towards diplomacy. #oppositelock
Anyone else disgusted by the Clinton video joking about another human being's death? I never liked her, although I'm not a fan of the Right either, but this is seriously classless. #oppositelock
I see. Well I'm glad no one proposed polygamy today in the COTD thread then. #oppositelock
Is there a Mr. $kaycog? I know there is a Mr. CYL who doesn't take out the trash.... #oppositelock
Thankfully, it will burn soon
So much win
World's fastest Beetle
Because you're poor
Denton pays by the letter
Mazdaspeed3 SUV prototype wrecked
Low score from the Laotian Judge
unruly, dicks, no difference #oppositelock
NADA is always too high
This is real auto erotica
too long, keep it short.
To him. Yes.
