PhoneticLorin commented on Hot Exotic Car-On-Car Mating Action

"This reminds me of that Red Bull commercial with the male dachshund and female poodle or whatever!"

PhoneticLorin commented on Porsche Design's Summer Collection Looks Wintery

"Tennis rackets, toasters, mountain bikes: I'm totally registering at Porsche instead of the requisite Macy's if I get hitched."

PhoneticLorin commented on Opel Targets The Ladies With Shoes And Oh Yeah, An Agila To Match

"...I kinda think the shoes are cute."

PhoneticLorin commented on New Nissan Intima Teased Before Beijing Motor Show

"@Duphman2: Alas, it would take some kind of aphrodisiac to make me even remotely attracted to this car."

PhoneticLorin commented on New Nissan Intima Teased Before Beijing Motor Show

"I'm a little uncomfortable with the moniker "Intima." Sounds like a Viagraesque product for women."

PhoneticLorin commented on Tom Ford Wants To Take Barack Obama's Clothes Off

"@funnyface: Chacos!"

PhoneticLorin commented on 2008 BMW M3, Part Two

"Cargasm! It's so lovely to see that the big M3, unlike Communism, is good in reality and not just on paper."

PhoneticLorin commented on What Should We Call Starred Commenters?

"@COMMENTEЯNAUT POLAЯ: Me, man."

PhoneticLorin commented on OnStar Adds MapQuest, One-Touch Addressing, Traffic and Ex-Avoidance

"@Bee1: But the many touches are kinda what make undressing fun. Unless I've been doing something wrong."

PhoneticLorin commented on US Auto Sales Figures Sharply Down For Month of March

"Honda sucked less?"

PhoneticLorin commented on Michael Schumacher Wants You To Get Wasted Responsibly

"Who needs the telly when we've got the internetzes anyway?"

PhoneticLorin commented on Kettering University Student Builds Half-Scale Tiger Tank

"This makes me want to have sons so that they can get things like that for Christmas. Wait, I'm poor."

PhoneticLorin commented on What Should We Call Starred Commenters?

"@beercheck: Awesome @DEPUTY POLAЯ: You forgot "yellow," my dear."

PhoneticLorin commented on 2008 BMW M3, Part One

"It seems as awesome as everyone's made it sound, but I'm still going to long for the smaller, lighter M3s of yore."

PhoneticLorin commented on What's The Best Car Prank You've Ever Pulled?

"Once a sunroof was left cracked open by an unsuspecting victim, so we filled the entire thing with tennis balls that had been collecting for a few months, and then cellophane-wrapped the entire exterior and topped it off with some marshmallow peeps."

PhoneticLorin commented on The Last Duesenberg

"I was like "Wow, that's overwhelming support for its stablehood!" But then saw that only 3 votes had been cast."

PhoneticLorin commented on Hats Off To Sam Ronson, Behind Lindsay All The Way

"@PhillyLass: They were, like, 6 when the 80's ended; they probably don't remember the 80s being that great either, except they got to play with Legos instead of drugs and wear diapers instead of leggings."