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Obituary
Dom DeLuise, Dead At 75
Actor Dom DeLuise, star of Smokey and the Bandit II Cannonball Run I and II, three films every auto-lover needs in their DVD collection, died yesterday at age 75. More »
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By Pete GainesComment by leavethegun-takethecannoli: Oh my God. I love Dom DeLuise. The Pope in Johnny Dangerously History of the World, Part I The Oddfather Balzin' Saddles And of course Cannonball... 7 Responses | Other threads
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Duan!
Don't Forget Your Daily Dose Of A-Rod Media Overkill
You think you're sick of hearing about A-Rod now? You haven't seen anything yet. Selena Roberts' book A-Rod is set to be released tomorrow and the media outrage machine is just getting warmed up. [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by MarissaExplainsItAll: Here's a question, On SNS Encouraging Referee Man said that nerdy guys are afraid of making the first move. Why... 53 Responses | Other threads
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Fights
Are You Tough Enough To Attend A College Softball Game?
Of the many and varied sporting events that take place daily across the nation, the last one at which I'd expect a brawl to break out would probably be a college softball game. Preconception: shattered. [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by Roto_Tudor: (2 minutes before the video) Here comes a Jezebell commenter. I will body snark at them; which is a disgrace to... 18 Responses | Other threads
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Kentucky Derby
The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent And Depraved
Everyone knows the real fun of the Kentucky Derby happens in the stands and infield, not on the track. See the shenanigans you missed out on after the jump. [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by TracyHamandEggs: Amateurs. Wait till you see how we do it in Baltimore. /kidding, fuckers banned alcohol from the infield, instead... 8 Responses | Other threads
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Snap Judgment
Ow, My Balls!
Maybe I'm still a little irked with Boston after last night's Celtics win, but I think a picture of Dustin Pedroia getting pegged in the nuts would bring a smile to my face any day. [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by wonderlic---myballs: Did anyone just see Haslem get ejected in the 4th q? He ripped off his jersey and threw it into... 6 Responses | Other threads
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Nfl
Sports Feuds Used To Be Much More Macho Than This
Four of the most-loathed things in America (Missouri Tigers, Washington Redskins, sports radio, and Twitter) converge for an epic battle of (t)wits. Susskind and Hawking got nothing on Daniel and Dukes. [NBC Washington] [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by Colonel Dubby: Extra Extra read all about it: Local radio monkey tries to bait low level athlete. Extra Extra! Good thing Todd Reesing... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Media Meltdowns
ESPNU/Time Warner Cable Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Porn (NSFW)
There can't be that many people watching ESPNU at 3:17AM, but on Saturday there was at least one, and he got a little surprise while hunting for a late-night sports fix (very NSFW). [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by Chamomiles Davis: That reminds me... I haven't gone bowling in a while. 3 Responses | Other threads
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Nfl
Saints Players Just Want To Hang Out With Their Wangs Out
New Orleans is certainly a wild and wacky place, but that doesn't mean you can go around waving your junk at women in public willy-nilly, even if you're a member of the New Orleans Saints. [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by Dr. Michael Mancini: At Mardi Gras my cousin saw two guys arrested for taking a leak on the side of a house. The... 6 Responses | Other threads
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Free Tibet
Hey Lama, How About A Little Something, You Know, For The Effort?
I don't know jack about Buddhism or karma or any of that noise, but I do know that the Dalai Lama wearing a Patriots hat can't be good for the natural order of things. [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by ClintonPortishead: The Tibetans are a proud and peaceful people. NO ONE DENIES THIS! 5 Responses | Other threads
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Wake up deadspin!
T Is For Timeout...Or Maybe Tacos.
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by Business_Socks: T is for Tacos...or Triglycerides. 1 Responses | Other threads
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Duan!
Your Easter Weekend NBA Man Meat
The 2008-09 Cleveland Cavaliers have earned a reputation as being not only an excellent basketball team but also a loose, fun-loving crew. This fun apparently includes drawing fake tattoos on each others' backs. [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by Fawn Liebowitz: Has anyone filed their taxes yet? Alas, this is my chore tonite... 38 Responses | Other threads
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Golf
Don't Call It A Comeback...No Really, Don't
John Daly quit drinking (again) and got lapband surgery. All that you know is at an end. Did I mention he's at Augusta, selling his worldly possessions out of an RV? Of course he is.
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By Pete GainesComment by Business_Socks: I wonder how much he wants for the Elvis decanter. 1 Responses | Other threads
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Media Meltdowns
Tact? ESPN.com Knows Not Of This Thing You Call "Tact"
Yesterday, Dashiell noticed an unfortunate NASCAR commercial running during ESPN's coverage of Nick Adenhart. The general consensus was to give the WWL a pass. Today, however, no dice. What the hell is wrong with ESPN.com? [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by BarbarobicsInstructor: Not to be outdone, SI.com went with this:[sportsillustrated.cnn.com] 7 Responses | Other threads
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Mlb
Kevin Youkilis' Facial Hair Has A Lot On Its Mind, By Cracky
The beard of Boston Red Sox first baseman Kevin Youkilis has started a website and Twitter feed. This is definitely the best website devoted to an athlete's beard since Alicia Rickter's fansite went under. [BeardOfTruth] [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by Her?: How do you say "pass" in douchey Bostonian? 8 Responses | Other threads
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Nick Adenhart
The World Didn't Just Lose Nick Adenhart Yesterday
Lost amid yesterday's shock over Angels pitcher Nick Adenhart's sudden death was the fact that two other people lost their lives in the wreckage. They weren't as famous, but their deaths are no less significant. [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by UkraineNotWeak: Watching Scott Boras last night, maybe I'm just too cynical but I got the feeling he was shedding tears more... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Nba
The Economy Is Booming, All Is Well
Club Seat has compiled a list of the most overpaid players in the NBA this season. Combined salaries of Raef LaFrentz and Steve Francis? $32,584,775. Combined game appearances? 0. [Club Seat] [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by X-tacle: For some reason, my calculator keeps throwing an ERR when I try to figure out how much they got paid... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Soccer
The Kiss Cam Makes The Ladies Wet
The Germans are a strange people. They don't celebrate at sporting events the same way you or I do. [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by UkraineNotWeak: God!!! I'd hate to see what happens after a goal in the Dutch League. 3 Responses | Other threads
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The Power Of Christ Compels You
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Wake up deadspin!
He Obviously Ate The Cheez Doodles First
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by Andrew: It's Friday. Start drinking. As it's Good Friday, all the pubs and liquor stores are closed here. I can't get... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Duan!
Michigan State. Connecticut. North Carolina. Villanova. The Final Four Is Go.
I thought about doing a To Watch Tonight post, but you already know what to watch. This is what you've been waiting for all season. It's March Madness on April 4. [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by ithacabaron: Ooh, Dionte Christmas -- total sleeper for this year's draft. Would love to see him go to the Sixers... 69 Responses | Other threads
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Nfl
Maybe They Shouldn't Have Torn Down The RCA Dome Just Yet
Now, I would never accuse a government official of being full of shit, but I'm having a hard time believing that Indianapolis will actually follow through with threats to close Lucas Oil Stadium. [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by Unknown Commenter: So when the former mayor of Indy announced his plans for the stadium he had a plan to pay for... 7 Responses | Other threads
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Caption This Photo
It's Like Jezebel's "Snap Judgment", Only With Sports
There's something magical and wondrous located just out of the frame. What do you suppose it is? [KansasCity.com] [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by THE MENTALIST!: "I've never met a guy with a twat in his chest before." THE MENTALIST, SUNDAYS ON CBS: G-UNIIIIT! 3 Responses | Other threads
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Mlb
Fake Twittering - You're Doing It Wrong
Unless you're clever or funny, creating a fake Twitter account is sort of a waste of time. Take, for instance, the fake Twitter account of Boston Red Sox shortstop Jed Lowrie. [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by hector villanueva's posse: So I should ignore this "Carl Monday" twitter telling me to go whack off in front of the local Waffle... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Nba
This Guy Has A Problem With Dwyane Wade
Some days, you wake up to emails containing videos of drunk billionaires verbally accosting Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade in a parking garage. Today is one of those days. (UPDATE) [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by Charles Charles MaGalls: I will admit. Your post made me angry. I am not a kid. I am not a crazy. I am... 3 Responses | Other threads
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College Basketball
Ty Lawson Shot Some Craps In Reno, Just To Watch Them ...Fly?
The NCAA seems to prohibit its "student-athletes" from doing, well, anything, but prominent North Carolina baller Ty Lawson shooting craps in a Reno casino over New Year's is apparently cool with them. [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by Hank the Rapper: For a Penn State football player, "gambling on craps" means something completely different. I hear Evan Royster once won $500 off... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Michael Vick
Michael Vick Is Still An Idiot
Yesterday, a Virginia bankruptcy court rejected Michael Vick's, um, completely idiotic bankruptcy plan. Why? Perhaps it was a bad idea for a broke, unemployed athlete to claim he needs two houses and four cars. [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by Colonel Dubby: Mike Vick: Can I have 4 houses and 2 cars anymore? Bankruptcy Judge: Of course, you can. Mike Vick: Well, I couldn't... 5 Responses | Other threads
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Wake up deadspin!
Please Refrain From Humping The $1.5 Billion Stadium, Thank You
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by StevePerryPsychOut: Hawk Harrelson is the worst TV guy in baseball. He beat out Joe Morgan by refusing to believe in OBP... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Comment Of The Week
The Comment Of The Week Is Not A Slave To Fashion
Welcome to Deadspin's famed Comment of the Week feature, wherein we recognize some of Deadspin's wittiest and best-written comments from the week that was, and give away valuable mystery prizes. [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by UkraineNotWeak: More world shattering. His real name is not Fred either. 12 Responses | Other threads
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Comment Of The Week
The Comment Of The Week Will Never Feud With 50 Cent
Welcome to Deadspin's famed Comment of the Week feature, wherein we recognize some of Deadspin's wittiest and best-written comments from the week that was, and give away valuable mystery prizes. [Deadspin]
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By Pete GainesComment by Chamomiles Davis: Next week's prize will be a shuttlecock signed by Ugly Kid Joe. 4 Responses | Other threads
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Duan!
You Have No One To Blame But Yourself, Young Man
Deadspin Albany operative Daniel reports that these signs were hanging all over town yesterday. No wonder Siena was so fired up against OSU; they had had ENOUGH of Thad Matta's son badmouthing upstate New York. [Deadspin]
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