Don't Forget Your Daily Dose Of A-Rod Media Overkill

You think you're sick of hearing about A-Rod now? You haven't seen anything yet. Selena Roberts' book A-Rod is set to be released tomorrow and the media outrage machine is just getting warmed up. [Deadspin]

Are You Tough Enough To Attend A College Softball Game?

Of the many and varied sporting events that take place daily across the nation, the last one at which I'd expect a brawl to break out would probably be a college softball game. Preconception: shattered. [Deadspin]

The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent And Depraved

Everyone knows the real fun of the Kentucky Derby happens in the stands and infield, not on the track. See the shenanigans you missed out on after the jump. [Deadspin]

Ow, My Balls!

Maybe I'm still a little irked with Boston after last night's Celtics win, but I think a picture of Dustin Pedroia getting pegged in the nuts would bring a smile to my face any day. [Deadspin]

Sports Feuds Used To Be Much More Macho Than This

Four of the most-loathed things in America (Missouri Tigers, Washington Redskins, sports radio, and Twitter) converge for an epic battle of (t)wits. Susskind and Hawking got nothing on Daniel and Dukes. [NBC Washington] [Deadspin]

ESPNU/Time Warner Cable Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Porn (NSFW)

There can't be that many people watching ESPNU at 3:17AM, but on Saturday there was at least one, and he got a little surprise while hunting for a late-night sports fix (very NSFW). [Deadspin]

Saints Players Just Want To Hang Out With Their Wangs Out

New Orleans is certainly a wild and wacky place, but that doesn't mean you can go around waving your junk at women in public willy-nilly, even if you're a member of the New Orleans Saints. [Deadspin]

Hey Lama, How About A Little Something, You Know, For The Effort?

I don't know jack about Buddhism or karma or any of that noise, but I do know that the Dalai Lama wearing a Patriots hat can't be good for the natural order of things. [Deadspin]

T Is For Timeout...Or Maybe Tacos.

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap [Deadspin]

Your Easter Weekend NBA Man Meat

The 2008-09 Cleveland Cavaliers have earned a reputation as being not only an excellent basketball team but also a loose, fun-loving crew. This fun apparently includes drawing fake tattoos on each others' backs. [Deadspin]

Don't Call It A Comeback...No Really, Don't

John Daly quit drinking (again) and got lapband surgery. All that you know is at an end. Did I mention he's at Augusta, selling his worldly possessions out of an RV? Of course he is.
[Deadspin]

Tact? ESPN.com Knows Not Of This Thing You Call "Tact"

Yesterday, Dashiell noticed an unfortunate NASCAR commercial running during ESPN's coverage of Nick Adenhart. The general consensus was to give the WWL a pass. Today, however, no dice. What the hell is wrong with ESPN.com? [Deadspin]

Kevin Youkilis' Facial Hair Has A Lot On Its Mind, By Cracky

The beard of Boston Red Sox first baseman Kevin Youkilis has started a website and Twitter feed. This is definitely the best website devoted to an athlete's beard since Alicia Rickter's fansite went under. [BeardOfTruth] [Deadspin]

The World Didn't Just Lose Nick Adenhart Yesterday

Lost amid yesterday's shock over Angels pitcher Nick Adenhart's sudden death was the fact that two other people lost their lives in the wreckage. They weren't as famous, but their deaths are no less significant. [Deadspin]

The Economy Is Booming, All Is Well

Club Seat has compiled a list of the most overpaid players in the NBA this season. Combined salaries of Raef LaFrentz and Steve Francis? $32,584,775. Combined game appearances? 0. [Club Seat] [Deadspin]

The Kiss Cam Makes The Ladies Wet

The Germans are a strange people. They don't celebrate at sporting events the same way you or I do. [Deadspin]

He Obviously Ate The Cheez Doodles First

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap [Deadspin]

Michigan State. Connecticut. North Carolina. Villanova. The Final Four Is Go.

I thought about doing a To Watch Tonight post, but you already know what to watch. This is what you've been waiting for all season. It's March Madness on April 4. [Deadspin]

Maybe They Shouldn't Have Torn Down The RCA Dome Just Yet

Now, I would never accuse a government official of being full of shit, but I'm having a hard time believing that Indianapolis will actually follow through with threats to close Lucas Oil Stadium. [Deadspin]

It's Like Jezebel's "Snap Judgment", Only With Sports

There's something magical and wondrous located just out of the frame. What do you suppose it is? [KansasCity.com] [Deadspin]

Fake Twittering - You're Doing It Wrong

Unless you're clever or funny, creating a fake Twitter account is sort of a waste of time. Take, for instance, the fake Twitter account of Boston Red Sox shortstop Jed Lowrie. [Deadspin]

This Guy Has A Problem With Dwyane Wade

Some days, you wake up to emails containing videos of drunk billionaires verbally accosting Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade in a parking garage. Today is one of those days. (UPDATE) [Deadspin]

Ty Lawson Shot Some Craps In Reno, Just To Watch Them ...Fly?

The NCAA seems to prohibit its "student-athletes" from doing, well, anything, but prominent North Carolina baller Ty Lawson shooting craps in a Reno casino over New Year's is apparently cool with them. [Deadspin]

Michael Vick Is Still An Idiot

Yesterday, a Virginia bankruptcy court rejected Michael Vick's, um, completely idiotic bankruptcy plan. Why? Perhaps it was a bad idea for a broke, unemployed athlete to claim he needs two houses and four cars. [Deadspin]

Please Refrain From Humping The $1.5 Billion Stadium, Thank You

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap [Deadspin]

The Comment Of The Week Is Not A Slave To Fashion

Welcome to Deadspin's famed Comment of the Week feature, wherein we recognize some of Deadspin's wittiest and best-written comments from the week that was, and give away valuable mystery prizes. [Deadspin]

The Comment Of The Week Will Never Feud With 50 Cent

Welcome to Deadspin's famed Comment of the Week feature, wherein we recognize some of Deadspin's wittiest and best-written comments from the week that was, and give away valuable mystery prizes. [Deadspin]

You Have No One To Blame But Yourself, Young Man

Deadspin Albany operative Daniel reports that these signs were hanging all over town yesterday. No wonder Siena was so fired up against OSU; they had had ENOUGH of Thad Matta's son badmouthing upstate New York. [Deadspin]