Pete Gaines commented on Deadspin Readers Are Watching You Bone

"To the 25 year old who's concerned about jerking it around his mom's dogs: MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR MOM'S HOUSE, YOU FUCKING MORON."

Pete Gaines commented on Matthew Stafford Wins The Weekend

"It's the best there is."

Pete Gaines commented on Mike And The Mad Bong

"That wasn't a bong."

Pete Gaines commented on Ricky Williams - Battier Than You Realized

"It's weird, sure, but then again...there are players in the NFL who still swear by Breathe Right strips."

Pete Gaines commented on Chicago Has Pretty Much Completely Turned On Jay Cutler

"I take solace in the fact that Steve Rosenbloom is wrong about everything. (PS, it's hard to be a good quarterback without an OL, RB, or WRs.)"

Pete Gaines commented on Michael Lewis —

"@Swifter: The movie-going public is fucking stupid. (example a: you)"

Pete Gaines commented on Whitlock: Mangino's Oozing Pumpkin The Root Of All His Coaching Woes

"@Fogg: Re-front-buttal?"

Pete Gaines commented on Michael Lewis —

"@Swifter: Bill Gates has donated billions of dollars to charity but I wouldn't pay a dime to see him in a movie adaptation of The Blind Side, either. Because they're shitty actors, see?"

Pete Gaines commented on The Charlie Weis Death Watch Flies Under The Radar

"Notre Dame is far from the first school to block their plane from being tracked."

Pete Gaines commented on Dodgeball Lawsuit Makes Me Fear For The Manliness Of Our Youth

"Coincidentally, "Dim Jim" is what we used to call the kid who always got pegged in the face during dodgeball."