When my first daughter was born, the doctor offered to let me cut the cord. I said something along the lines of "If I had wanted to do shit like that, I would have gone to medical school."
Exactly. The time it takes for your wife to recover is just about the same amount of time it takes to block it out of your mind.
This is Scocca's post, not Drew.
In Newtspeak "elite" means "not terrified of black people."
The next time A.J. is explicit, direct or concise about a site's editorial direction, it will be the first.
Alright, now that we're all on the same page...
*cough* Left leg. *cough*
Hearing him read it is even better. The pause after "Listen" is perfect.
And here is the required link to "Six to Eight Black Men."

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When things calm down and Pos starts his new book from scratch, hopefully he'll realize that he has a chance to write something more important and more timeless than a mawkish Father's Day card.

That won't sell nearly as many copies.
This feature needs to be renamed Times People Did Not Want to Have Sex with Me because I'm an Asshole.
Thanks for the boobs on the main page. The NSFW warning kind of misses the point when it is directly next to the NSFW part.
No, but multiple people seemed to be having reading comprehension fails, so I pointed it out.
I love how this thread manages to simultaneously be "Rich People? Ewww, die!" and "Poor, rural people from Arkansas? Ewww, die!"
She wasn't driving drunk when she hit the woman.
Wait! How is Estonia involved in this? Soccer is so confusing.

#corrections?
I don't think he had the power to change that. He got the power he did by not changing that.
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