@suffersfoolsgladly: Ah, is someone jealous because their love life rivals that of red shirt WoW guy?

Yep!
@blyan-reloaded: Speaking of people who don't understand the internetz...
My hair was smooshing my face the day the grenade landed in my lap. Maybe I should have brushed it off before I realized I was being sniped by MTV.

Jersey Shore? For sures.
@Arken: Is this gonna cost me my pop culture badge?

I mean, the reference was already stale...
@lilayame: The entrance exam for the Indian Institute of Technology Kanpur harder than earning a Nobel Peace prize and definitely more competitive than MIT, Cal Tech or University College.

But there is no way the English are gonna say Indians are their betters in science.

No bloody way.
Why did the English leave Hogsworth off the list? Freaking bias muggles.
@Rowen: Surprised anyone got that, I keep that joke way in the back next to my Joe Piscopo pop reference.
Why is she dressed like Raistlin from Dragonlance?
Abandoned and burning? So it's the Detroit of the Seas?
She should just do it the old fashion way and eat 5 twinkies a day until she dies.
@QuatlooMillionaire: N*gger lovers. That is what we will call them just to see that look on their faces, since they lust after the word like it was their forbidden desire.
Her first act for the community should be to do something about that bird's nest she calls a haircut.

She has more split ends than a Christopher Nolan script.
Inappropriate vuvuzela says, "BZzZZZZZZZZzZZZZZZZZzZZZZZZzZZ...!!!!!!"
@Graviton1066: Thinking like this costs the Gawker community the glory and the shame and the antics of Executions.
@watertiger: Would that make Fox News and MSNBC the E! & Extra! of their respective political parties?

Say if infotainment had made arrangements for civic derangement?

But I agree, both parties need new writers, or at least both quit using the same one.
@watertiger: Well to bring it all together, a former Hollywood star, Ronald Reagan, demanded the same thing as President. Yes, even Saint Ronnie couldn't get the Federal Reserve audited.

Of course, since the mediamasters have you living in a matrix of preplanned meta you have to snark least you take the red pill and realize just how far out your ass you are talking.
@Joey Michaels: With Digg pinky swearing it's still cool man!

It swears!
@slowurroll: I love when Redditors show me my 7 year plus old meta from 4chan, pre-diaspora, and act like that shit is new.

This reminds me of the old MakeOutClub vs Friendster battle, and look how that ended for both.
@spikenard: The chain goes like:

4chan hates fark
fark hates somethingawful
somethingawful hates reddit
reddit hates digg
digg hates itself

You're welcome.
Well, they had to do something with all their internet money.
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