Too Late, You're Fired! DUAN:
So I gave my first real boss at my first real job my first real resignation letter today. I didn't expect him to be elated, naturally, but I also didn't expect him to crumple it up, throw it away, and tell me to get the hell out immediately and don't-you-dare-steal-ANYTHING-on-the-way-out-the-door...so, I did. Up yours, I'm going home. Left a hell of a messy desk and a lot of hasty goodbyes to astonished coworkers. My question is: This is par for the course when you want a new job, right? I mean, that bridge is nothing but cinders.
So I gave my first real boss at my first real job my first real resignation letter today. I didn't expect him to be elated, naturally, but I also didn't expect him to crumple it up, throw it away, and tell me to get the hell out immediately and don't-you-dare-steal-ANYTHING-on-the-way-out-the-door...so, I did. Up yours, I'm going home. Left a hell of a messy desk and a lot of hasty goodbyes to astonished coworkers. My question is: This is par for the course when you want a new job, right? I mean, that bridge is nothing but cinders.
Nah, Season 7 is clearly the pinnacle of televised entertainment, because of "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily". Stupid babies need the most attention.
Eh I'll probably just hear what I want to hear and do it anyway.
Engagement DUAN
Is anybody still bothering to ask the girl's father these days? I don't want to memorize enough Spanish to ask him in a dignified manner. My girlfriend has the love of a very lazy man, you see.
Is anybody still bothering to ask the girl's father these days? I don't want to memorize enough Spanish to ask him in a dignified manner. My girlfriend has the love of a very lazy man, you see.
This is the worst ploy to get tickled by a woman since they let Silverman have rein over the commentariat.
I was only born in 1984, but I have a conjecture: It's a decade where countless much-hyped plastics and synthetics of all kinds are finally cheap enough to be embedded in every product, from garish synthetic colors to new space-age shapes and textures. Only the formula isn't right yet. It ages poorly, both physically and fashionably. Today, everything is made of plastic, but at least it's made out of GOOD plastic.
This is what happens when your browser takes too long to scroll around. Comment withdrawn. /dick joke
Ladyfriend DUAN: Is it still customary to ask her father for "permission" to marry her? Even if he says "no," I'm still going to do it, it's just a formality. But if I could skip the whole thing altogether, that would be great, especially since we both speak different languages. He's a seemingly non-religious Peruvian, if that helps.
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Check out this Studebaker-amino! I can't decide if it works or not. If anything, it should be in a much more exciting color.
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I expected that, only the dead grandma had some kind of postmortem neural discharge and flopped over on the bed, and our author promptly vacated his bowels.
I like this concept. Yoda once looked quite similar to the Incredible Hulk, but, well, old age is hard on everyone.
Furlong-heavy scenes are where I typically get up to get another beer. But hey, it could be worsPHANTOM MENACE
I always thought, without taking a closer look, that the upside-down George was just Michael J. Fox in heavy makeup, AGAIN, because hey, why not?
This. When I think of the "Special Edition" this is what comes to mind and it is very, very upsetting. I just don't understand why anybody thought that was necessary. Why not replace Luke's vision of Alec Guinness with Ewan McGregor, since the kids know who that is? How come Yoda isn't represented by Frank Oz? ARGH THE RAGE WHERE ARE MY PILLS
Which is the one at 1:20? (The one after T2, [which I still find the most horrific of all])
WE ARE APPROACHING SINGULARITYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Agreed. How much fun would that be at sporting events? Just park outside the stadium with some lawn chairs, and, you're set. Season tickets are for suckers.
Yeah, suck one, I like El Caminos.
Outstanding.
