ViergangFuchs commented on AMC Pacer: For Those Who Prefer Round And Wide

"I don't think this ad will make much sense to our younger readers, so allow me to explain: There was once a time - for the sake of simplicity, let's call it "The Whole Fucking History Of Man Prior to 1990" - when a woman's ass was expected to differ significantly from that of a teenaged boy."

ViergangFuchs commented on 2009 Volkswagen GTI Drops In On Paris, Brings Two Extra Doors

"Don't forget, Ash, the original 1.8t supposedly took three fucking quarts of oil, max."

turbodan commented on PCH, Budget Engine Swap Edition: Chevy V8 RX-7 or Nissan V6 Corona?

"@beercheck: Those are actually the stock VG30 cam sprockets..."

turbodan commented on What Beater Would You Buy?

"Bought my 84 Subaru GL 4x4 2 years ago for $250."

ViergangFuchs commented on New Chevy Camaro SS Revealed, Officially And Underwhelmingly, At 2008 IndyBash

"First a Challenger, then a Mustang, then a kick in the sack, then this over-creased piece of shit. How many times does GM have to arrive at the end of the party in order for somebody to realize it might be a good idea to do product planning, like, totally before everybody else? With that said, I'll give you the #1 reason to buy a Challenger instead of one of these: because when you tell people you just bought a Camaro, they assume you're going to finish the sentence with: "...and then I got gang-raped on a pinball table.""

ViergangFuchs commented on The Top 52 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Detroit-ish

"Let the record show that I drove the second-to-last-place car to total victory last year."

turbodan commented on Stuntman Becomes Human Torch, Tries Out New Uvex Racing Suit

"Am I the only one here who thinks that looks like fun? ...somebody hold my beer..."

ViergangFuchs commented on Former Chrysler VP Recreates 1954 Plymouth Showroom In His Garage

"@polizei144: Newsflash, dude: building this "showroom" was probably more expensive than taking priority delivery of a 599 Fiorano. Any moron can buy a Ferrari, and many of them do."

ViergangFuchs commented on Dodge Nitro And Jeep Liberty Death Match! Only One Will Survive!

"I cannot understand the "let Chrysler die" comments."

ViergangFuchs commented on Hyundai Genesis Drag Races A Porsche Boxster

"As noted, this is a 245-hp, 2.7-liter Tiptronic, which is the slowest modern Porsche it is possible to buy with the exception of the Cayenne V6. These ads are nothing new."