It's like they tried to make the perfect girl and failed. They gave it an althletic body in 4wd, they gave it a nice ass in the shooting brake, they gave it plenty of stamina for loving you long time with 651hp, but then they gave it Bea Arthur's looks.
At 74 years old I doubt he is quick enough to jump off that scooter when it catches fire.
Looks like he fell for the old banana in the tailpipe gag....
No cupholders? Must be based off of a Fiat...
So are all those consumers who swore they would never buy GM or Chrysler again going to keep singing that tune? Looks like they will have to wait for the Mahindra truck to show up before they buy their next vehicle huh?
$99 worth of spray on bedliner in my trunk. Makes getting the blood out much easier.
That's why I keep a hungry pit bull in my car. Unfortunately it means I also have to carry a raw steak at all times in order for him to let me in my car without losing an arm....
Apparently, Death rides a pale beige Camry....
Apparently, 55 can't drive
I'm sure this poor car started off just smoking a little weed on the weekends. Next thing you know it has moved up to the hard drugs and has sold everything it has for its next fix. Finally it ends up sleeping in dumpsters and letting Ray violate it just for the chance to have one more fix....
You got your Humvee in my helicopter!

You got your helicopter in my Humvee!
Chuck Norris is afraid of Travis Pastrana
@andmoore: I can't believe they let him do the U of M vs MSU game this year. Really, it wasn't bad enough you destroyed our pro team, now we have to put up with your BS during our rivalry game?
@chirowolf: That's ok, I live in MI and have to watch the Lions. At least you guys didn't hire a tv personality to be your GM.
After getting destroyed by the lowly Lions last week, all of the Rams should have their nice things taken away from them and be forced to drive 80's era crap cars...
@SupermotoThud: As a parent of 2 young boys all I have to say is God Bless You. And a heart click.
How many advanced oragami classes did the designer have to take before he came up with this thing?
A heavy Lotus, what's next Jeeps that can't go off road? Wait, what?.....
Is one of the start up sounds a giant sucking noise to signify that all of the soul is going to be sucked out of the driving experience?