Any that are too cutsie-wootsie. Yugo. LeCar. Passport. Or manipulative. Patriot. Sidekick.

Wow, so many bad names I can't recall even a fraction of them.
I'd be curious to know what kind of home-made names Jalops had for their various vehicles. We had Furious (Fury) and Chunky, a squared off early 60s Nova...

@A strolling player: The plural of Prius is Pricks.
It's irregular.

I was thinking "Citation" (A car named after a ticket?) This would, however, be extremely cool as a name for a monster powered car. As would "Cop Bait."

And now we have a ferocious doubles team with which we can challenge the rest of the Gawker sites.

And as one, they will be "VanBeer" wait. "VanBeeran" as in Martin Van Buren. Nah. How about BeerVan?

Yes!

The double headed monster, BeerVan!

Look upon their works, all ye mighty, and despair!!

I went with Triumph. Love that model, don't care if I have to pedal it like a toy.

And these cars hit too close to home. We had an Econoline plus that Monterey (in maroon)plus a friend with the Oldsie and my favorite year of Imperial.
What a place. We don't have anything like that around here anymore.

I'm assuming the Lincoln is using bakelite for the dash knobs and not plastic?

Jeez. This really is Ford day, innit?

You know what I meant.

They can even call it the "ROTC" edition--"Return of the Camaro" Mustang

You don't ride on the outside of the car, do you? So what do you care if it's fugly?
Ugly, shmugly. VW asks that you STFU and please buy their car.

@beercheck: Yes, there's a QOTD and the answer is "Emma, the Avengers, Lotus."

There's some primo Lemons fodder waiting.

The Triplets of Helleville, of course. I'd make a mini-fleet of lead sleds. Maybe I'd make them identical just for the hell of it.

But those cars! That's an odd couple I'd love to hang with.

I had two dear friends who had assorted beaters but also a 57 Chrysler New Yorker that was a daily driver. It was gray and a few bits of rust but all original and excellent interior. Always a hoot to drive because people were constantly rolling up and wanting to buy it or take pix.
They frequently drove it from VA to AL. On one trip it finally broke down, water pump, in the middle of Nowhere, Alabama. The old guy at the garage/parts store/gas station dug around in the back and sure enough, he had a dusty old box that contained a "new" 57 Chrysler water pump.
When the gods are with you, you cannot fail.

And let me just state once more, for the record: I'm amazed that everyone is just quietly accepting this crap. It's speculators driving up the price. There's neither more gas, nor less, there's been no disaster, no shortage--it's greedheads. And yes, the feds can stop such destructive speculation. Except it's their friends shoveling in the money.

Still it will be useful if the Ambiguously Gay Duo" ever breaks up. They can each get one of these. (Ah, Smigel, where are the rest of the TV Funhouses???)

But what a collection of 'staches in that back-up. Worth it for that alone!

Still, it's a great looking car.

No one promised that going green would be easy. Just look at the up and down story of technology innovator Altair Nanotechnologies.