Private Robert Arthur must have really enjoyed taking orders @ high decibels: being both a Private in the Marine Corps and married to Bea, I'm sure he must have been one tough hombre.
@Joint_Operation: The whole sloppy mess left a bad taste in his mouth.
I think Robbie Gordon and ExtenZe are a match made in prison. They deserve each other.
@loosewheel: Name two complainers and the appropriate gentlemen will be dispatched to persuade them to change their ways.
@loosewheel: Name two complainers and the appropriate gentlemen will be dispatched to persuade them to change their ways.
Maybe it's the dual sunroofs - but I love this wagon.
@Xander Crews: Barichello really showed some balls - or was it spite? - to stay in the throttle and not lift. This move proved that old Rubens still has the drive. He's a nice guy who doesn't take any shit. Too bad Williams is a second tier team.
#planelopnik

Alan de Cadenet gets a haircut from a Spitfire and repeatedly demands sex from the cameraman.

#tips
@Dirt Pirate: I was thinking more of this guy:
@BootHillBossanova: GM now has some serious cash in the bank due to its stock offering. That's why 20% of this list is GM - they have big advertising bucks to throw around this year.
@FodderTheSane: I think you are confused with the Car of the Year from Motor Trend. The VW, Cadillac, Fit, BMW, Accord and Miata were not significantly updated for 2011.
@BullittFan_Fords4Life: I agree.

But I'll admit, I'm a sucker for the three chubby guys and the cranky old man in the pawn shop. My DVR catches all the Pawn Star episodes.
I would so buy this car if it were offered in the US! Really, Audi, I swear! This is the perfect, sensible vehicle for me: powerful; sort of economical; properly sized. And it's only $68K before options and taxes.

What? Wait a minute! $68K before options and taxes?? I'm sorry, Audi. I was lying my ass off. That vehicle is totally unsellable in the US. Never mind.
Is jalopnik doing market research for Mahindra (Indian term for "object which will never come to you")?
We don't need another damn microbus concept! The 2001 looked great and they wussed out before production and decided to rebadge a crappy Chrysler. Shockingly, that plan sucked in execution even worse than it sounded in concept.

We would settle with a rebadged Mazda5 with a decent turbodiesel; six-speed stick and maybe awd option.
Did they give the Transit a real engine and modern transmission, too?
Hey, is that a clip-on tie I see?

Very nice use of polyester. Kodel or Fortrel?
The A7 reminds me of the Rover SD1 - you remember, that's the car that killed Princess Grace.
I like the cab-backward design. Wasn't this darker blue last year and called "Fisker"?
I like it. I won't buy it; but I like it.
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