Name Change DUAN:
Stupid? Incredibly stupid? Just the slightest bit clever (unlikely)? Probably gonna change it back once linsanity dies down.
...And boom goes the dynamite. Thank you all for your continued support.
Apparently my pictures got dropped like an AT&T phone call. Here we go again...
There it is.
Wait for it...
Do You Guys Know How To Post Videos To Facebook DUAN:
Am I the only person who finds this ad funny? I don't know why and I don't know what it says about me, but every time they show him the videos they posted to Facebook I crack up. I would never do business with them because I hate their business practices, but I still chuckle every time I see the ad.
/Do you guys know how to post videos to Facebook?
I'd much rather berate you 528 times with personal attacks on being pretentious and self-important enough to post your dreams here.
/Most likely that you're insecure and want to fit in, which makes you far from alone here.
Better than some Super Bowl commercials.
The one where Drake gets shot should have gotten an Emmy, or at least its Canadian equivalent.
Wait. The fuck?! DUAN:
This video is great.
Going with Atlanta: we only have stupid-hot and stupid-cold weather, just lost one major-league team, nobody really gives a shit about the others until they make playoffs/pennant, the city school system sucks, the north wants to segregate from the south (stunning role reversal!), and we're apparently the American hub for illegal drugs and child sex abuse.
But you still might have me beat with Cleveland.
Right, it's plausible that if the US Government had a sentient AI in the 1980s that was capable of launching a nuclear strike, not only would they think that it's a good idea to have it connected to a phone line so that even some bored teenager could unknowingly set the events leading to WWIII into motion, they would also use a nuclear launch code whose keyspace was so small that a 1980s supercomputer could crack it inside of a day.
Do you know how weak that code would have to be for a 1980s computer to break it?
Sorry, but if the odds of this happening aren't infinitesimally smaller than the odds of a floppy dick growing out of my head right this second, I'll say it should've happened and we should've gone into WWIII for being so monumentally stupid.
Wow. Tough break, Isiah.
I chuckled.
What are the odds that I already had this open?
I am a sucker for Mary Kay Letourneau jokes. Spectacular.
I was with you until I got to Broman Empire. Then I lost it.
+I
"For whatever reason, my four year old likes to silently creep into my room between three and four in the morning without making a sound and stand next to the bed at face level. I can't stress enough how horrifying it is to wake up with some dark figure standing in front of your face. Once I peel myself off of the ceiling and regain a normal heart rate, I'll ask her what she needs. Her response, "I just wanted to give you a kiss goodnight." What the fuck do you say to that?"
You're going to boarding school.
You > MKM > Tebow. I don't care what anyone says.
Stuck on Repeat DUAN:
