Typo. "High speed videography reveals the beauty of a white pigeon flight". There, I fixed it for ya ;D
The Discovery Channel and History Channel have been treating their viewers as if they were drooling monkeys for YEARS!
The more excited he gets the poofier his hair is. It's like some kind of hair boner for aliens.
The mermaid picture proves that no matter what period of time it is, there is a average looking woman willing to show her breasts to get attention.
I say 'ol chap, polo can be right intense. I myself have to drink two maybe three perringer sparking waters after a rigorous game. Why after that and a good pipe smoking I'm just barely awake enough for my evening tumble with the maid. *sigh* It is hard to find good help these days.
Heart click this man!!!
Don't forget the near hospitalization death scare prompts Martin to state that if he dies all his manusripts are burned along with the original tomes.
UFC and the Tennis Association...also seemed odd. Being that UFC gets more viewers from the internet then on TV you'd think they'd be all for the 'net.
That seems pretty close minded. "No, it's done." She sounds like an impertinent 10 year old. It's not like they never change definitions...
Beluga whale did not care for the guitar player patronizing him, he took a crap right in his face then smashed his head against the glass to make him stop.
Walgreens. They sell them by the bucketful.
like a Komodo dragon, you can put a leash on it and a saddle and still name it "fluffy". I would.
He would make atrocious puns and out of date pop culture references while mono-logging to himself out loud. In other words? Hilarity.
We're all Pheonix Jones!
everyone needs a foil.
depends on the friend, how much alcohol and if that friend deserved it. Most of my friends get rowdy when drunk, so they probably deserved it. Most likely I would have just laughed my ass off if one of them got their ass handed to them by a guy in a rubber suit that had no nose with a side kick that associates himself with a group that think rainbows are "fucking magic".
Moose are no laughing matter. My girlfriend is from Alaska and she has shown me footage from her local news station of a man being trampled to death while jogging of a very very agitated Moose that was trying to run away from teenagers that had been tormenting it and it's mooseling...The guy was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Plus they're like 18 feet of muscle and most times if you run into one, it's going to get back up and then stomp on your car. One thing she told me (which crushed my dreams) is that Moose are too stupid to domesticate and that you can't actually ride them. This also makes it that much more impressive that Teddy Roosevelt saddled and rode a moose out of SHEER WILLPOWER.
No, not un-American at all my friend. It's completely understandable to know why your tax dollars are being spent and on what. But something my uncle told me when he was a detective here on Long Island was that after a population goes past a certain point law enforcement is supposed to have a minimum of equipment. Certain amount of cops/population, certain amount of cars/cops, certain amount of Swat equipment/population, etc. It seems like a ridiculous amount it isn't a drop in the bucket...that's for sure. But that armored vehicle most likely will be the only one your town of 80,000 will have for the for see-able future (next 20 years). It may not get used often (honestly, you kind of hope it never gets used) but it's better to have and not need then need and not have. SWAT gets called in a lot more then you'd think too. If any kind of situation escalates past normal backup, swat gets called in automatically in most precincts. It's a "shit this is over our heads, let's call in someone else to take the blame in case the shit hits the fan" mentality. My township (not even a full fledged town) of 60,000 has a heavy duty 6 wheeled off-road brush fire/wildfire fighting truck. I live in the smack dab of suburbia long island, there isn't much brush around here. Not a farm for 20-30 miles in any direction. Why do we have this thing? Because the fire department is required to have one, and there are quite a few dilapidated run down sanitariums that could easily kill firefighters if they went up and those guys tried to put it out the old fashioned way. With this thing they could easily blast the building apart with the water cannon (it fires so hard it knocks over 2 foot thick brick walls). It was a MASSIVE expense when I was around 12. But it has been in service for the last 14 years. I'd say being how many times it has put out the baseball fields when they burn from teenagers smoking pot or the random lightning strike...it was worth it. Plus they look cool on the Memorial Day Parade.
There could be worse things they spend the money on though...at least they're buying your precinct stuff instead of just claiming they did and the politicians use it to pay for their vacations. Ya know?
There could be worse things they spend the money on though...at least they're buying your precinct stuff instead of just claiming they did and the politicians use it to pay for their vacations. Ya know?
I once went to McDonalds before midnight and ordered 100 chicken nuggets. Clearly the pre-midnight staff is not used to this. I would say the stoner rush (after 1 AM) staff could have handled it without blinking.
Point for Jones character: woman was belligerent and chased after him wailing on him with her shoe to the point that she fell FLAT on her face.
Point against Jones: his sidekick is a juggalo.
Point against Jones: his sidekick is a juggalo.
