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#questionoftheday
What's The Most Ridiculous Reason You've Been Pulled Over?
With the tax base shrinking and increased unemployment putting a strain on services, governments have to make up the revenue somehow (ahem, air-freshners)... so what's the most ridiculous reason you've been pulled over? More » -
#lolcars
What Is This Woman Doing In Her Maybach Zeppelin?
Pricing on the new Maybach Zeppelin will start at $524,000. It even comes with a unique, custom scent. That doesn't explain this horrifying press photo Daimler sent out yesterday. More » -
#newcars
Volvo S60: New Look Just In Time For New Overlords!
The new Volvo S60, based heavily on the attractive and shapely Volvo S60 Concept, show the company is willing to update its image — just in time for their sale to China. One more photo below.
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#lolcars
T.R.A.A.P.D.: Teens Raising Awareness About Awful Parent Drivers
This weekend's Saturday Night Live included a fairly spot-on comedic commentary on the hypocrisy of anti-texting parents. We mean, who hasn't spent time arguing with their GPS unit? More » -
#breaking
Volkswagen-Porsche World's Largest Automaker, Toyota The New GM
VW-Porsche has overtaken Toyota as the world's largest automaker, at least through the first nine months of 2009, having produced 4.4 million cars to Toyota's 4.0 million. Somebody warn Poland. More » -
#cartoys
Mercedes Builds 1,300-Foot Slot Car Track Through E-Class Wagon
The 2010 Mercedes E-Class, in wagon form, is the ideal platform for transporting and housing a 1,300-foot DTM slot car track. We'll take one of each, please. [via The Car Lounge] More » -
#carcrashes
2010 Subaru Legacy Now Slightly Cheaper To Crash
The IIHS has been on a crusade lately to expose automakers for the high price of repairs in low-speed crashes. Subaru's apparently paying attention, redesigning their 2010 Legacy's bumpers to jump from "poor" to "acceptable." Mission accomplished! More » -
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#lolcars
Joe Biden Chows Down In Detroit
This picture of Vice President Joe Biden earlier today at Detroit's Lafayette Coney Island inhaling a hot dog shows he's actually got room in his mouth for something other than his foot. More » -
#jalopnikreviews
NOS Energy Drink: First Gulp
Of all the things I've been sent to review, the one I've least wanted to try was not the Mitsubishi Galant. Instead, it was this: NOS Energy Drink. I've got NOS, dude! More » -
#questionoftheday
What's The Most Obnoxious Limo Conversion?
As long as there are high school proms, bachelor parties, and MMA champions there will be awful limo conversions. The market seems to be exploding with them. But what's the most obnoxious limo conversion? More » -
#topgear
Top Gear In Trouble For Suicide Scirocco Spoof
Top Gear is once again in trouble for Scirocco TDI ad spoofs. First, it was a German car invading Poland. Now, viewers are upset about this spoof ad about suicide — conveniently, one week before season 14 starts. [TimesOnline] More » -
#racingnews
Astronaut Delivers Camaro Pace Car Via Chinook Helicopter
Marine Col. Doug Hurley piloted the Endeavour space shuttle, flew a Chinook helicopter to the Dickies 500, and then drove out of the back in a Chevy Camaro Pace Car. It was the most interesting thing to happen all day. More »
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#industrynews
Bob Lutz is rewarded for besting us with chairmanship of Opel's board. [AutoNews]
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#questionoftheday
What Retired Car Should They Still Make?
The VW Golf Mk1 was good enough to be sold for 35 years, and it's not the only vehicle worthy of perpetual production. What retired car should they still make? More » -
#newcars
Helter Skelta: Australia's Ugliest Sports Car Going Abroad
The Skelta is one of a handful of limited production Aussie sports cars, like the Bolwell Nagari, with real performance credentials and completely fugly design. And it's coming to Europe! More » -
#industrynews
So Cash For Clunkers maybe wasn't amazing for the environment, either. [Detroit News]
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#sema
Pass The Billabong And Stare At The Venza's Headliner
Designed for Billabong, this Toyota Venza by Street Image has the requisite body kits, wheels and paint for a SEMA vehicle. It even has a winch to pull boarders. But it's the surfgasmic headliner grabbing all the attention. More » -
#newcars
Chrysler's Complete Five-Year Product Plan
Here's Chrysler's complete product plan — all the brands including Fiat — for the next five years. Basically, the five-hour event Wert's been at all day is all boiled down to the short gallery of powerpoint pages below. Hit it. More » -
#breaking
The New New Chrysler: Update #3
Lots of big news in the early evening part of the presentation from the New New Chrysler marathon news session. Click "more" to learn about the new page the Ram brand may be turning and the scoop behind the logo.
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#breaking
The New New Chrysler: Update #2
The New New Chrysler continues to pour out news at a furious pace, including word of more involvement in motorsports not named NASCAR. All this while the building is under attack from one crazy website (not us).
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#newcars
2012 Dodge Charger: First Look
Among the news from today's New New Chrysler briefing was this slide of the 2012 Dodge Charger. The design is so good it apparently made Ralph Giles weep with joy. Look familiar? There's a reason...
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#adwatch
First "My Name Is Ram" Ad: My Tank Is Full...
Here's the first look at the new ad for the Dodge Ram brand with the awkwardly double entendre-filled, overly repeated taglines: My Name Is Ram and My Tank Is Full. Yeah, you're definitely full of something New New Chrysler. More »
