Did Michael Lohan Just Kill Himself?

After tweeting his good-byes and threatening to leap to his death off the Brooklyn Bridge, Michael Lohan's purported Twitter account abruptly went dead early Monday morning. What on earth just happened? (Updated) [Gawker]

Does Tiger Woods Really Think He Can Wait This One Out?

Tiger Woods is currently waging a war of attrition against cops and media folk trying to get to the bottom of the Case of the Pro Golfer and the Tree of Doom. This is a dumb strategy. [Gawker]

It's Dead Coach Walking Day!

The first Sunday after the end of the regular season traditionally brings a flurry of firings and "resignations." Let's see who's on the chopping block, and which heads have already rolled. [Deadspin]

Brad Pitt's Got 99 Problems, and an Angelina's One: Smokin' Weed and Psycho Women

Problems of Brad Pitt, Part 2. Can he live? No. The New York Post reports on a book coming out detailing Brad Pitt's recent troubles. Among them: Brangalina's divorce-bound, because Angelina Jolie's psychotic. Also: Jennifer Aniston's totally a paranoid stoner. [Gawker]

That's Me in the Spotlight, Choosing My Religion

No-one lasts long in the comic-book universe, and you can't always count on springing back to life. Plan for your afterlife. Io9 rates the top six religions to affiliate yourself with before someone is kneeling over your body, shouting 'Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!' [io9]

40 Unseen Moments From Your Favorite Movies

Just as you finish up your t(of)urkey leftovers, we thought we should share some movie leftovers with you. Say, 40 deleted scenes from movies like Star Wars, The Dark Knight and Star Trek? Click through for excised joy. [io9]

Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Star Trek Weddings On Thanksgiving Weekend? Live Long and Prenup!

Don't mistake a tryptophan coma for Phyllis Nefler's mellow; Thanksgiving weekend involves sitting in Mama Nefler's basement and packing a round of the NYT Weddings & Celebrations. This week: Trekkies, West Wing fans, and Scopes Monkey celebrities. [Gawker]

USC Beats UCLA, But Schools Tie For First In Jackassery

"Beat SC Week" (or "Troy Week," depending on your affiliation) started off with a bang, but the game would have ended with a whimper — had Rick Neuheisel and Pete Carroll not acted like petulant brats, nearly precipitating a brawl. [Deadspin]

Five Best Wishlist Tools

If you're making a list and checking it twice, it helps to have a great tool for said list making. This week we're taking a look at the five most popular tools Lifehacker readers use to make their wishlists. [Lifehacker]

Bud Selig: Retrospecticus

In honor of the commish starting the three-year countdown clock until retirement, I thought it would be instructive to take a look at his tenure a fair and thorough manner: bullet points! [Deadspin]

So Easy, A Canadian Could Do It

Hey, look at that! Canada's universities held a real, honest-to-god college football playoff (43 years running), and the world didn't end. And nobody's bemoaning the lack of a San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl. [Photo: Tyler Ball/The Queen's Journal] [Deadspin]

Grady Sizemore Does His Bit To Increase Our Female Readership

Sizemore joins Santonio Holmes and Jeff Reed in the pantheon of Rust Belt athletes who take dong shots in the mirror with their cell phones. Grady's Ladies have declared a national holiday. [Deadspin]

Seven Reasons Why White House Party Crashers are Awesome for America

Everyone needs to stop being so mean. Why aren't our White House Party Crashers being toasted? These guys are awesome...for America. Why? [Gawker]

Jenny Sanford's Six-Step Guide to Capitalizing on Disgraced Politican Pussyhound Husbands

Jenny Sanford's husband, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, cheated on his wife with an Argentinean lover. Now, with his political career is in shambles, it's time for Jenny Sanford's star to shine bright! And make a decent buck, too. [Gawker]

15 Toys That Will Help You Survive The Holidays

The Holiday Season is officially on us again, and that can mean only one thing that isn't watching Christmas In Connecticut over and over again: Time to think about gift-giving (and getting). Where better to start than with toys? [io9]

Is Superman Smallville's Greatest Weakness?

With the first half of Smallville's ninth season finished and the show off the air until February's Justice Society two-parter, it's time to look back at the season and admit it: The problem with the show is Superman himself. [io9]

Bud Selig To Step Down After 2012 Season

According to a report in the Chicago Tribune, Selig intends to call it quits after the 2012 season. If an official portrait is ever commissioned, I would suggest using the above photo. It seems...oddly fitting. [Chicago Tribune] [Deadspin]

"OMG TRANNYPEEGATE!" or "Did Adam Lambert Get Peed On at The Box?"

I can't even begin with this one. Some blog is pretty sure Adam Lambert got peed on by a transvestite at The Box. Ergo, TRANNYPEEGATE. [Gawker]

The Month's Best Android Apps

It's the Android Two Point Oh Oh Oh edition. True, all the fireworks from Android 2.0 and Google Navigation almost takes the boom out of everybody else's apps, but with new definitive Twitter and running apps, it's a good month. [Gizmodo]

Correction: Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks His Ass

Whoops! Last night, everyone was pretty sure Tiger Woods' "Operation: Lovetap" accident was followed by his wife smashing his car's back window to save him. Looks now like she was doing it to bludgeon him. Scorned lovers, coming up. FORE! [Gawker]

Your Early Afternoon College Football Viewing Open Thread

Hopefully, the Clemson-South Carolina game doesn't take an ugly turn like it did in 2004 when a brawl broke out in the 4th quarter during Lou Holtz's last game as head coach of the Gamecocks. Or do we? Nah. [Deadspin]

Top 10 Cross-Platform Apps that Run on Windows, OS X, Linux, and More

Whether your important data lives in the cloud, on your laptop, or on a different operating system, you shouldn't have to use sub-par tools to get at it. These downloads work with every major operating system, along with some not-so-major (mobile) ones. [Lifehacker]

Say Hello To Smallville's Veteran Superheroes

The first official pics of the Justice Society from Smallville have been released, and while the costumes are certainly faithful to the comic books, we're worried that they're kinda... well, ridiculous-looking. Click through to judge for yourself. [io9]

5 Lessons We Hope RTD's Learned From His Past Doctor Who Epics

If history is anything to go by, Russell T. Davies will try to top all his previous gonzo conclusions with his final Doctor Who, "The End Of Time." Is it too much to hope he's learned from his past mistakes? [io9]

This Week's Best iPhone Apps

In this week's tentatively materialistic app roundup: Deals, scrutinized! Barcodes, scanned! Movies, thriftily rented! Magazines, digitized! Pac-Man, terrifyingly adapted to the road! The iPhone's camera, made less terrible! Turn-by-turn, discounted! Home screens, organized! And more... [Gizmodo]

Tiger Woods "Seriously Injured" In Car Crash Near Florida Home

Golfer Tiger Woods was "seriously injured" in a car crash after hitting a fire hydrant and a tree in Florida early Friday morning at 2:25 AM. The crash, at low speed, did not deploy the airbags of his Cadillac Escalade. More »

Why The World Needs A New Space: 1999

Battlestar Galactica, The Prisoner, Knight Rider, V — all these classic (and not so classic) shows have received 21st century updates. So it's really high time that the cheesiest, strangest, most metaphysical space opera of them all returned: Space: 1999! [io9]