<![CDATA[Comments from Leofan7]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Leofan7]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Mercury To Become Ford's Saturn, Jill Wagner Celebrates]]> Welcome back, Ford. We've missed you.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Honda's New Hybrid Prius-Fighter Caught Desert Testing, Listening To "Eye Of The Tiger"]]> Why did they try to put Ford's trademark retard braces/gilette razor grille on this thing? Good Lord.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on iPhone 3G: The Stuff that Didn't Get Upgraded]]> I'll stick to my Centro, thanks.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Crocs + Escalator = Yet Another Mangled Foot]]> @APFPilot: There's also a cool concept called stairs. I've tried them out before, and they're pretty effective at the whole transportation deal. Yeah, you have to move more, but at least your foot won't get ripped off on them.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on 2009 Ford Ka, Revealed!]]> DAMN IT!!! Why do they not sell these in the States?! Are we doomed to shitty Fords?! Guess so.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on 2010 Ford Fusion: Shiny, Happy Mid-Size Sedan]]> I kinda like it, but that can NOT be the actual grille. If it is, we'll be seeing Ford in bankruptcy court. I'll stick to my Escort until they fix that thing.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Sears Loses $56 Million In The First Quarter, Experts Say Kmart May Have To Go]]> Back when there was a K-Mart near me (Denton, TX), my mom, grandma and I would always go there. Almost weekly. We all had our prescriptions there and pretty much all of our bath towels and housewares came from that little gem on University Drive. It was actually a pretty good store. It was pretty clean, the staff was helpful, (especially in the pharmacy,) and the prices were pretty good. I was about eleven or twelve when it closed during the bankruptcy, and I do remember its last few years as being pretty rough. The transition to the "BigK" joke was not a good one, with all of the aisles being squeezed together and cheap signage and decor pasted across the store.

Today, I think that K-Mart could still have a chance if they moved more upscale. Personally, I think K-Mart could have a better chance at recovery than Sears can. The Sears in Denton isn't too bad, but I really can't stand the bilingual signage and the outdated electronics section. It might be a good idea if they just scrap Sears, rename all of the Sears to K-Mart, and build a completely new image for the company.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on The Art Of Ordering A McDonald's 2 Cheeseburger Extra Value Meal With No Cheese]]> Oh, and yeah, I like the cheeseburgers better, though.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on The Art Of Ordering A McDonald's 2 Cheeseburger Extra Value Meal With No Cheese]]> This is a bit of a whiny article, but I still can't believe that McDonalds, the company that got its start making HAMBURGERS, doesn't even have a button for them anymore. That's almost like Chili's not having chili on the menu, yet still having loads of chili memorabilia on the walls.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on UPDATED: NYMag: Collections Threatened For Sub You Think You Never Ordered]]> The fuckers at Popular Science did the same thing to me when my first subscription expired. Guess that's what I get for subscribing for one year of the world's most boring magazine.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on The Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera Knows The Roads From Oregon To Maine!]]> This commercial reminds me of so much! I'll list them:

1. Gordon Cole from Twin Peaks ("OOOOOOORRRRREEEEEGONE!")
2. Tru-Coat
3. Woodchippers
4. Blaring "country" songs about how to not mess with God's 'Merica.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Boys Pay Hookers To Play Halo And...Oh, That Story Isn't Real]]> I used to work near Newark, and I'll just say that it's one of the most trailer-trash towns I've ever seen. There isn't a nice hotel for miles. You'd have to go to Fort Worth, which is quite a way away. The pinnacle of those boys' lives was probably when their family took a trip to the Dairy Queen in Rhome.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on El Camino Nameplate Probably Dead]]> I hate the news, but this article must be shown to my English teacher, post haste!

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on 1981 Ford Escort SS: Built To Take On The World, And Doin' It!]]> The woman driving this bucket must have been on Vicodin or twenty Benadryls when shifting.

I just got a '97 Escort LX wagon (the parents decided the T100 was too bad on gas), my first stickshift, and I shift like a bat out of hell. Granted, I'm going 35... into my shame corner.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on 2010 Ford Taurus, Redux]]> I'LL TAKE ONE!!!!

Oops. Couldn't help myself. It's the first time I've looked a a Ford in quite a while and wanted to say that. The dealers better get ready.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Hillary Clinton Blames John McCain For Leaving Stock Market Open at 3 A.M.]]> I would expect more from the White House PBX system. No autoattendant? No voicemail? At least have an "It's 3 AM" pickup schedule. And buy a phone that at least doesn't ring AFTER YOU PICK IT UP.

Sorry. My dad's a telephone engineer.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on 2009 Nissan Maxima, Revealed!]]> Jesus, it looks like Renault took a...wait, they did.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on George W. Bush's Escape To Waco]]> The Prez has to pick the shittiest part of Texas to hang out in. Why can't he just go to Austin and get the Danes smashed drunk on Sixth Street? He could at least show 'em his old house. "This is the governer's mansin'. All uh dem Messicans used to clean it up for me. Good people."

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Woman Threatens To Sue Salon Over Horrible Haircut]]> @RandoTheKing: I used to work near Trophy Club, and it's a pretty stuck-up little country club town. It's not really a town, though, since they have to go to Roanoke to get their mail.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Audi "Godfather" Super Bowl Commercial Puts Old Luxury "On Notice" With The R8]]> Best commercial of the Super Bowl. Although that's not saying much so far.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Great Moments In Commercial History: Jhoon Rhee]]> This is the perfect commercial! An addicting jingle, and cute kids! Genius!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Great Moments In Commercial History: Norton Furniture]]> @cjc: That was a really interesting article. Made me think very highly of the overly creepy man.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Detroit Auto Show: Ford Verve North American Version Live]]> Finally! A Ford that doesn't make me throw up in my mouth a little when I see it! THERE IS A GOD!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on The 1989 Taurus SHO: Power In The Hands Of a Fortunate Few]]> To answer the singing ladies' question at the end...no. Not since that gawd awful Escape hybrid commercial. This 80's gem of an ad is dope.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Tire Separates From Race Car, Reattaches To Race Car]]> Been a while since I've seen any Real TV crap.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Two Americas: Christian Ex-Fatso Is America's New Reagan!]]> Wow, look at that huge Waffle House they built behind them. Mmmm...pecan waffles...

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Moneybomb Doing Wonders for Ron Paul's Racism]]> @weaselplasty: Hey now let's not make sweeping generalizations. There's some of us down here who aren't crazed old WoW abusing bastards.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Hobbits and Orcs Elect Ron Paul King of Fantasyland]]> Good Lord, GiuldWars wouldn't be caught dead doing this shit.

It would have been better in Second Life. Shit-spewing dolphin/emo hybrids for DR. PAUL!!!11! Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on R.I.P. Wavebird (2002-2007)]]> Man, I loved my Wavebird. I was stupid for selling it along with my Gamecube, and Nintendo is stupid for giving it up. Hopefully this opens a path for a wireless Classic Controller.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Reggie Says Wii Can Download "Complete" DS Games]]> That pic of Reggie has to be the creepiest yet. I can imagine seeing that peeking over my fence. Think of the children!

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Super Mario Galaxy at 80 MPH]]> I won't risk barfing all over the back of the car for in-car gaming. However, playing Wii in the back of my pickup is a Jackass moment waiting to happen.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Al Navarro Does Detroit: Ford to Tears]]> @klondikedog: I don't know what "hate it" hate it means, but yes...

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Detroit Auto Show: 2009 Ford F-150 Logo Revealed, Bubbly]]> Sorry...didn't know picture didn't work on here. It's a Toyota T100. About as plain jane as they come.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Detroit Auto Show: 2009 Ford F-150 Logo Revealed, Bubbly]]> @elhigh: I've got one of those:

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Reggie On Third-Party Wii Game Quality]]> How did Crusin' get past your "certification system," Reggie?

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Even Ebenezer Scrooge Wants an '81 Toyota!]]> I meant "SPORTSTRUCK!!!!"

Damn Texas education...

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Even Ebenezer Scrooge Wants an '81 Toyota!]]> Wow, how awkward. Still not as good as the Kris Kristofferson bit.

"SPORTSTURCK!!!!!!"

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Are You the 2009 Dodge Ram?]]> Wow. I peed a little with this one. Looks good.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on What's Wrong With Sears?]]> Everything about Sears is bad except for the tool, appliance, and auto departments. The clothes are okay, but not that great, and the electronics are hopelessly overpriced. Also, I really don't like to shop for cookware or a sport coat in a store that smells of tire rubber and grease.

]]> <![CDATA[Leofan7 commented on Production Ford Kuga Spied in Wild]]> WHY can't Ford sell these here in the States?! I swear that place is run by retarded babies.

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