Lawbot commented on The NFL: Your Source For Disturbing Images Of Possibly Paralyzed Men

"@Don't Bring That Kool-Aid To This Gin Party: Would it be...pulsating penisating? Not sure I can sign up for it unless it's pulsating."

Lawbot commented on Ten Yards Of Awkwardness With Chris Cooley

"No comme--shit."

Lawbot commented on 1984 Toyota Cressida

"I remember my dad had one of these (an '82 wagon IIRC, the version before this one) and he put about 270,000 miles on it."

Lawbot commented on A-Rod's Late Night Creep Sessions With Madonna Reach Day Two Of Gossip News Cycle

"@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Or like tossing a hot dog down a hallway. /stewie'd"

Lawbot commented on Congratulations, Stanley Cup Champion Detroit Red Wings

"and btw, tWWL can get fucked."

Lawbot commented on Watching Willie Randolph's End Of Days

"@RowdyRoddyPeeper: Herm Edwards choreographed his own exit."

Lawbot commented on Philly Got Rolled Up, Smoked By Pittsburgh

"Downie's late hit after the third goal made me very very angry."

Lawbot commented on A Brief Lesson On How To Fail At A Toll Booth

"She was reaching to put the ticket into the machine, put her foot down to brace herself against the floor of the car, and... floored the gas. Nice work."

Lawbot commented on Bissinger Vs. Leitch

"The truth is that this site, and all the other sites like it, are the logical extension of a culture that revels in the spectacle of fame, and more specifically, the glory of self-immolation. We are a nation of rubberneckers, morbidly curious voyeurs who can't stop watching our heroes destroy themselves."

Lawbot commented on Friday Night Blights

"It is absolutely hypocritical to blame blogs for "dumbing down" the level of discourse about sports without looking in the mirror and acknowledging that ESPN, Fox Sports, USA Today and every sports talk radio show on the air have been leading that particular charge for the last ten years. If you read these comments on a regular basis, you see that the level of discourse is miles ahead of the average talk radio call in show, NFL pregame show or "Around the Horn" episode. /not even bothering to put in the obligatory "dick joke" sign off"