I think I'll wait until lightning hits the clock-tower before DHL takes any business away from FedEx.

Perhaps we should thankfull, that this belief results in some of the most hair-raising hoonage videos on the internets today (forgetting some of the less than heroic actions of some). It's like saying, "I'm going to drive at 180mph down this busy road and if somebody gets in my way and kills us both, then that is the will of Allah".

Testimony to that...

Twin throttle bodies?

Headlights (on high beam)?

Deployed Airbags?

Seat cushions?

Sorry, I give up. What part of a car am I looking at?
I'm going down the shops for some milk. Back soon, anyone want anything while I'm there?

-You get a grown-up who joins Highway Patrol to exact his revenge on society.
-You get a serial killer.
-You get Jerry Falwell,
-You get the man who invented speed-cameras.
-You get Ray Wert(just joking banhammer boy).
-You get the homeless guy in front of LiquorLand who smell like urine
-You get the dodgy 40 year old single man boyscout-master. -You get that overweight neighbour who you only see when Woolworths drops off is groceries or when his internet stops working.
-And you get this kid, destined to be one of the above.

Lets see here. Two things to describe here...
-Special is what we call retards nowadays.
-I think some commenters here know what my thoughts are on Fox News.

@charles_barrett: Two weekends ago, for the first time in my life, I for the life of me, cannot recall what happened to me between Saturday 5pm to Sunday 11am. I was also drinking Gordon's London Dry Gin for the first time in my life. To put into context, I normally can polish off a whole bottle of vodka without issue. My question, would gin do that to a seasoned vodka and scotch drinker, or did somebody spike my drink?

Car= Good
Bicycle= Good
Pedestrian= Stay the fuck off the road AND sidewalk least you get cleaned up by either of above

Strange.
Most of my post are on my work PC not my Mac.

Unrelated......
Anybody else having problems with this site lately?

*I post a comment and sometimes the page goes all white except for some large text at the top which looks like a comment or a sentence from another post of that day. But I can't seem to find that sentence from that relevant post.

*I make a jump and sometimes the area of the page where the comments are supposed to be gets replaced by a slightly zoomed out version of the home-page of that day.

I'm using FF3

BUT EVEN WHEN YOU WRITE WITH OUR ACCENT, IT STILL SOUNDS BRITISH.
/rofl'ing around the room

If Walmart offer an oil change for $14.95. Then they bloody well have an obligation to do it properly for $14.95!

How to know that You're a Land Rover owner:

-If You go to get the Sunday paper and You come back on Monday without it.

-Every page of your repair manual has fingerprints.

-You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Rover

Not many people know that the manufacturer
of Land Rovers attempted to market a computer.
Why did they stop?
The could not find a way to get it to leak oil!

I'll stop now.

How to know that You're a Land Rover owner:

-They say if God created light, then Lucas Electrics created darkness.

-Lucas Electrics light switch has three settings, OFF, DIM and FLICKER.

-The other three switch settings--SMOKE, SMOULDER and IGNITE.

-Q: Why do the British drink warm beer? A: Because Lucas makes their refrigerators

I could go on all day...
in fact, with the power of Google, I think I will...

-Quality Assurance phoned and advised the Lucas engineering guy that they had trouble with his design shorting out. So he made the wires longer.

-If Lucas made guns, wars would not start

-How to make AIDS disappear? Give it a Lucas parts number.

-In 1947, Lucas tried to get Parliament to repeal Ohm's Law. They withdrew their efforts when they met too much resistance.

-Back in the '70s Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which didn't suck.

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