The Stig's Fat American Cousin commented on Seven Ways The Financial Crisis Will Affect Car Buyers

"@Ash78: We get the Lincoln/Mercury/Mazda dealership all under one roof, with the Ford dealer right next door."

The Stig's Fat American Cousin commented on DOT Reports Americans Still Driving Less

"Wait a minute, doesn't less cars on the road = less wear on the road?"

The Stig's Fat American Cousin commented on Subaru Takumi Concept Previews New Impreza WRX STi Spec C

"So is this the longest name to a car ever? Subaru Impreza World Rally [X|Cross|Experiment] Subaru Tecnica International Specification C Jebus."

The Stig's Fat American Cousin commented on As A Teen, How Close Did You Come To Complete Auto Destruction?

"My story is totally lame."

The Stig's Fat American Cousin commented on Porsche Smells Rat, Claims Nissan Cheating On GT-R Nurburgring Lap Times

"@J-a-z: I thought you said he was a getaway driver."

The Stig's Fat American Cousin commented on How To Avoid A Flood-Damaged Car

"I'm still not sure I see the problem with a car that was in a flood."

The Stig's Fat American Cousin commented on Honda Civic Hybrid Goes Rally Racing

"@layabout: What's Honda got to do with it?"

The Stig's Fat American Cousin commented on Saleen Drops Dark Horse Mustang Into The Ring Ahead Of New Mustang Reveal In LA

"Is it bad when you say "drop it into the ring" and I think that they sent it around Nurburgring?"

The Stig's Fat American Cousin commented on Ten Greatest Video Game Cars

"@Sm0k3y: Are you talking about the same one that was actually cross marketed with a magazine called "Road & Track Presents: Need For Speed"? That reminds me that we need to cross market Jalopnik into a driving game."

The Stig's Fat American Cousin commented on The Engines Of Billetproof Nor-Cal 2008

"Man, I don't know how some of these guys do it."