@CrispinGurges: Seconded!!! Way better then cannonball...
@Motor_Yakuza: haha hopefully some that runs... and doesnt look like ass
@POLAЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ: Shouldn't SLR Guy be in this photo? Damn I wish I had photochop on this computer... anyways gotta go home
I came this close to buying a Chrysler
Well, that's one way to get out of your Ferrari payments. If he actually liked that car, maybe he should have considered driving it only in Dallas, and taking the truck when going outside Dallas like everyone else...
@lilwillie: haha, it jsut comes down to what you have laying about... I took one out with a five gallon arrowhead bottle once, as sick as it is I still laugh when I remember the gong sound it made...
@.357: but it eats your hamsters...
@ravedown: You dont happen to live in Redondo Beach do you? cause they do the same shit down here, but usually its like 2 fire trucks, and 5 cop cars all parked illegally in front of the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf causing all the tourists to run into each other while I am trying to get to my house...
@rlj676-Carbon Footprint Size - Clownshoe: Sorry but, FAIL... I drove a really big truck too (still do sometimes) you should have backed down the aisles...

On another note, I pretty much taught creative parking 501 (the advanced course) in college... blocking entire parking areas waiting for spots, creating spots where there were none but in areas tow truck couldn't tow from (be sure to remove your plate).

Some schools offer temporary medical parking permits (kinda like a temporary handicap permit but much easier to get, ask the school nurse, oh and have an excuse) anyways these are usually very easy to fake and afford you very good parking...

Of course once I realized that covering the vin number with my school parking permit but placing the permit to low for them to read the permit number and taking the plate off the car allowed me to park anywhere I wanted (faculty lots mostly) parking was never a problem again... I got tickets every day... Written to "the Black truck" hahaha

Well, its clear that Spykers were not made bullet proof... but I bet the next model will be.
I wouldn't mind running my 'Large Automobile' into the back of her 'Passat'
@Novaload Misses Murilee: Short, sweet, and funny as hell... Thanks
@LateralGPhotography: I was wondering when he was going to show up!!! Thanks!
@chops: I think probably has a lot more to do with greater percentage of douche bags driving fast cars and the propensity of said douche's driving those cars like, well like douche's...
@lilwillie: Are we going to use the 327 as a starter motor for the Hemi?
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