That's my mother's theory for why I'm 28 and not married. #oppositelock
I have a thing for green Ferraris. I don't know why. I just do. #oppositelock
A wild Aston appears! #oppositelock
I don't have a ton of sympathy. With a plate like that, you're simply asking for trouble.
One last E38 pic. This was apparently a BMW Individual paint option. I've never seen it before, and I like it. #oppositelock
And on the eighth day, the Lord created carbonara. And it was good. #oppositelock
The worst thing about this isn't even the purple. It's those wheels. #oppositelock
So you gold-plate.....a C-Class? #oppositelock
*fappity fap fap fap* #oppositelock
How dare you! She is a nice lady! #oppositelock
Give it a try! Heck, I didn't used to like asparagus, but I do now. #oppositelock
I'm pretty sure the brake dust on my Galant's wheels is now permanent. I can't afford to wash both cars. #oppositelock
What a coincidence. I just bathed in sesame oil. #oppositelock
I guess vinyl doesn't rot, does it? #oppositelock
Help is on the way! #oppositelock
That sounds like him. Mugs go on one side, glasses on the other. Plates in the back, bowls in the front. No cups on level two. No plates or bowls on level one. #oppositelock
That'll buff out... #oppositelock
Not sure if good idea...
I sometimes wonder if my brother is OCD. He doesn't have a hand-washing problem, but there are lots of little things. Like how the groceries have to be perfectly arranged on the belt in the checkout lane. #oppositelock
