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Impalamino commented on 1985 Toyota Supra, at 8:31 PM on May 16 The librarian/computer person at my elementary school had one of these. more »
Impalamino commented on Commenter Of The Day: Perfect Strangers Edition, at 8:16 PM on May 16 @mechimike: See, the problem is, those retards at Home Depot don't know the difference between a long ton, a short ton, and a fuck ton. more »
Impalamino commented on Commenter Of The Day: Two If By Sea Edition, at 6:21 PM on May 14 Dee-luth, boss, Dee-luth! I'll make an exception if he's from Deetroit and not Duhtroit. The REO comment made it. more »
Impalamino commented on Ford F-100 Coming In 2011?, at 7:18 PM on May 12 I'm going to bandwagon the Rangerhate going on here. more »
Impalamino commented on SWAT Support Charity Car Show Mega Gallery, at 10:03 PM on May 11 That low rider boattail Riv is tuff. more »
Impalamino commented on Commenter Of The Day: Wert Returns Edition, at 9:06 PM on May 9 @Ben Wojdyla: @SundaySunday: Agreed. more »
Impalamino commented on And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen, at 8:24 PM on May 8 14 ratchets? more »
Impalamino commented on Commenter Of The Day: 250 Is A Big Number Edition, at 7:08 PM on May 7 @SeanKHotay: HA! more »
Impalamino commented on 2010 Chevy Cobalt, at 3:08 PM on May 7 @RalphieDC: Amen to that. more »
Impalamino commented on Henry Ford Was A Dragon, Liked To Fuck Cars, at 5:17 PM on Apr 21 Ford was into QILFs: Quadricycles I'd Like to Fuck. more »
Impalamino commented on Exhaust Food Cooking Is Not A New Idea, at 5:09 PM on Apr 21 All of my older male relatives (the ones in their 70s and 80s) absolutely swore by cooking on the engine of their vehicles in the 30s, 40s, even the 50s. more »
Impalamino commented on Suckers To The Side, Ontario Hates My 98!, at 6:01 PM on Apr 18 YOU'RE GONNA GET YOURS! more »
Impalamino commented on The Great Corn Conspiracy: Ethanol Additives Damaging Certain Boats, at 8:05 PM on Apr 15 @Spasticteapot: @UDMan: Congratulations! more »
Impalamino commented on Slammed 8-Wheeler V8 Isuzu Pickup Raises Questions, at 6:54 PM on Apr 11 SPACECAB! more »
Impalamino commented on Granddad Robs Bank, Makes Getaway On Wheelchair, at 6:40 PM on Apr 10 "Thank you, HoverRound!" *you may already qualify. more »
Impalamino commented on 1991 Oldsmobile Silhouette: Julie Nimoy's Space Vehicle, at 7:08 PM on Apr 8 Small window in the A-pillar? more »
Impalamino commented on DOTSBE, Carolinas Edition: Mystery Mack Truck, at 6:56 PM on Apr 8 Anyone else ever read that Stephen King short story about the old truck in this kid's uncle's backyard that scares everybody? more »
Impalamino commented on Donkey Kong - The Donkiest Donk to Ever Donk, at 6:49 PM on Apr 8 Once again, the white man co-opts a black cultural trend, completely overdoes it, and ruins it for everyone. Kudos, honkies. more »
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Impalamino commented on 1985 Toyota Supra, at 8:31 PM on May 16
The librarian/computer person at my elementary school had one of these.
more »
Impalamino commented on Commenter Of The Day: Perfect Strangers Edition, at 8:16 PM on May 16
@mechimike: See, the problem is, those retards at Home Depot don't know the difference between a long ton, a short ton, and a fuck ton.
more »
Impalamino commented on Commenter Of The Day: Two If By Sea Edition, at 6:21 PM on May 14
Dee-luth, boss, Dee-luth!
I'll make an exception if he's from Deetroit and not Duhtroit.
The REO comment made it.
more »
Impalamino commented on Ford F-100 Coming In 2011?, at 7:18 PM on May 12
I'm going to bandwagon the Rangerhate going on here.
more »
Impalamino commented on SWAT Support Charity Car Show Mega Gallery, at 10:03 PM on May 11
That low rider boattail Riv is tuff.
more »
Impalamino commented on Commenter Of The Day: Wert Returns Edition, at 9:06 PM on May 9
@Ben Wojdyla: @SundaySunday: Agreed.
more »
Impalamino commented on And Now, Your Jalopnik Moment Of Zen, at 8:24 PM on May 8
14 ratchets?
more »
Impalamino commented on Commenter Of The Day: 250 Is A Big Number Edition, at 7:08 PM on May 7
@SeanKHotay:
HA!
more »
Impalamino commented on 2010 Chevy Cobalt, at 3:08 PM on May 7
@RalphieDC: Amen to that.
more »
Impalamino commented on Henry Ford Was A Dragon, Liked To Fuck Cars, at 5:17 PM on Apr 21
Ford was into QILFs: Quadricycles I'd Like to Fuck.
more »
Impalamino commented on Exhaust Food Cooking Is Not A New Idea, at 5:09 PM on Apr 21
All of my older male relatives (the ones in their 70s and 80s) absolutely swore by cooking on the engine of their vehicles in the 30s, 40s, even the 50s.
more »
Impalamino commented on Suckers To The Side, Ontario Hates My 98!, at 6:01 PM on Apr 18
YOU'RE GONNA GET YOURS!
more »
Impalamino commented on The Great Corn Conspiracy: Ethanol Additives Damaging Certain Boats, at 8:05 PM on Apr 15
@Spasticteapot: @UDMan:
Congratulations!
more »
Impalamino commented on Slammed 8-Wheeler V8 Isuzu Pickup Raises Questions, at 6:54 PM on Apr 11
SPACECAB!
more »
Impalamino commented on Granddad Robs Bank, Makes Getaway On Wheelchair, at 6:40 PM on Apr 10
"Thank you, HoverRound!"
*you may already qualify.
more »
Impalamino commented on 1991 Oldsmobile Silhouette: Julie Nimoy's Space Vehicle, at 7:08 PM on Apr 8
Small window in the A-pillar?
more »
Impalamino commented on DOTSBE, Carolinas Edition: Mystery Mack Truck, at 6:56 PM on Apr 8
Anyone else ever read that Stephen King short story about the old truck in this kid's uncle's backyard that scares everybody?
more »
Impalamino commented on Donkey Kong - The Donkiest Donk to Ever Donk, at 6:49 PM on Apr 8
Once again, the white man co-opts a black cultural trend, completely overdoes it, and ruins it for everyone.
Kudos, honkies.
more »
next »