<![CDATA[Comments from Imhotep]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Imhotep]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Why Most Organic Milk Stays Unspoiled Longer]]> Almond milk is delicious in cereal, and the plain flavor is good in coffee if you don't overdo it. Plus it's much healthier (for you and the planet) than soy or cow nectar.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on 11 Healthiest Foods You're Not Eating]]> Beets are Awesome... If you roast them in olive oil for 40 mins @ 400°, then peel them. YUM! Pickled or boiled depletes the nutrients.

Cabbage - shredded with lime/lemon juice, salt and chili powder. Have it with your next BBQ.

Cinnamon in cereal or ice cream or yogurt or french toast or pancakes or roasted pumpkin or...

Frozen Blueberries IN your Pomegranate (or Acai` berry) juice with a shot of Vodka baby!

@harvey_birdman_attorney_at_law: Frozen produce is supposed to lock in the nutrients at the time of picking as opposed to them slowly oxidizing in your crisper.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Grocery Shrink Ray Hits Apple Jacks, Cocoa Krispies, Corn Pops, Froot Loops and Honey Smacks]]> C'mon... My BEST recent Saturday morning as an adult was eating Cocoa Krispies with my new ADVENTURE SPOOOOOON while watching the original Raiders of the Lost Ark, and listening to the snap, crackle and pop!! The sugar rush started to kick in just as Indy grabbed for the Idol! Ahhhhh....

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Salmonella Outbreak: Which Tomatoes Are Safe?]]> I'm thinking this is caused by all the Bio-Engineering modern factory tomatoes go through. Genetically modified foods have been known to have spliced genes from the E-bola virus and others.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Worst Company In America "Sweet 16": Comcast VS Ticketmaster]]> Considering Comcast actually rigged a public hearing with paid schmo's to prevent their opposition from being heard... COMCAST. Hands down.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Aunt Millie's Searing Sword Of Schmutz Is Really Just "Food Grade Oil"]]> @Concerned_Citizen: OR he should've just eaten the bread, THEN returned it.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Aunt Millie's Searing Sword Of Schmutz Is Really Just "Food Grade Oil"]]> Thank goodness she didn't buy a loaf of their Black Rye bread. That schmutz would've been invisible then.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Time Warner Cable Begins Testing Metered Internet In Texas]]> What? Did they hire back the AOL Marketing people who came up with the old per-minute usage-based service plans? That's SO 1995.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Caption Contest: Steve Ballmer's Whiteboard From All Things Digital]]> "The eggs go in, and Hungarians go out while I sit and duck and laff about stealing their monies."

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Turn Your Point-and-Shoot into a Super-Camera]]> Holy crap! The guy/gal in the video drives CRAAAZY!

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on DirecTV Makes You Pay Termination Fee Even If You Can't Use Their Service]]> Almost the EXACT same thing happened to me! My apartment manager wouldn't allow me to install the dish at my new place, so I had to cancel 1 year early. Directv tells me that's fine, but to write their legal dept.(Attn: Billing Disputes P.O. Box 6550 Greenwood Village, CO 80155) and ask for a waiver. 1 week later I get a message telling me how sorry they are and that I'll be free of their ETF.
Guess what? My next bill has the ETF charged directly to my credit card. So, I call, tell them that legal already exempted me, and to refund me immediately. My next bill has a "Fee Reversal" shown, but no credit back to my card. The bill after that shows a "Programming Adjustment" negating the refund.
Call after call over 5 months and they wouldn't send my refund even though they agreed to. So I took consumerists advice sent the dreaded Executive Email CB.
Triple Guess What? Carey's assistant in the "office of teh president" calls me personally the very next day to tell me that indeed I would be receiving a credit to my card within 2-3 days, even though I was "charged correctly".
I guess they didn't want to be charged for mail fraud. Escalation is key my friends.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on L.A. County Tells Taco Trucks To Keep Moving]]> Jesus! First L.A. makes bacon-wrapped hot dogs illegal, and now this! Power crazy officials need to stop this blatant discrimination. [www.yesbutnobutyes.com]

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Tax Runner Wesley Snipes Sentenced To Three Years In The Slammer]]> "Hey! Look everyone! This is what we'll do to you if you defy our rule!"
What a despicable, fear-mongering parade of greed and brutality thinly veiled in sham-patriotism. THAT, my friends, IS the american way.
The timing couldn't be more politically convenient, eh?

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Gas Is $5.40 Per Gallon On The Cali Coast, We Cry]]> How perfect that it's in Gorda, which means FAT in spanish.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Please Hold, The Terminator Army Will Be With You Shortly]]> It's funny cuz it's true! Best. Analogy. Ever.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Pre-Emption Doctrine Would Make FDA Responsible For All Drug Problems, Shield Big Pharma From Lawsuits]]> How conveeeenient! (Church-Lady emphasis)
Big Pharma is being protected by the FDA which is run by ex-Big Pharma heads. There's a revolving door between all of the govt. agencies and big industry. i.e. Big oil heads run the EPA, etc. etc. ad nauseum.
Well, isn't that SPECIAL?!

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Nestle Paying $230 To Suck Millions Of Gallons Of Water From Florida Until 2018]]> Please! Buy a filter and drink your clean Tap water for Free. Stop wasting money and resources on bottles of tap water that make corporations richer.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on TSA Freaks Over Speakers, Lets Knife Pass Through. Twice.]]> While leaving New Mexico, I witnessed a TSA asshat confiscate a young boy's toy bow (sans arrows) and break it over his knee. My jaw dropped as he laughed diabolically. Where does this BS end people? How much is too much?

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Comcast Wants To Use Cameras And Facial Recognition To Serve Ads In Your Living Room]]> Wow... and I thought warrantless wiretapping was a breach of our civil liberties. This takes the audacity cake.
Although I do seem to recall an article about built-in cmeras on laptops using the technology. It uses your face as your login and tracks your eye movements to to send you targeted ads.
They're using "Security" and the "Sexy-tech, coolness" factors to implement spying. What's next tracking devices?? oh yeah... everyone has a cell phone now.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Whistleblower Confirms He Worked On Warrantless Wiretapping Program For "A Large Wireless Company"]]> Skynet has been activated. War is peace. Work is Freedom. Pancakes and eggs please.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Sony BMG Will Drop DRM]]> DRM needs to die in all forms of media. Music, games, movies... Not really owning what you buy is just wrong, and they all know it. The future is freedom!

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Worst Company In America 2008: Preliminaries (2nd Try)]]> What the hell? Monsanto was nominated several times in the last poll. Plus you left out the RIAA. Somebody over there dropped the ball.
It's a sham election people. The shadow government has already picked it's candidate! Democracy now!

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on The Sharper Image Suspends Acceptance Of Gift Cards Due To Bankruptcy]]> What a bunch of bloody coonts!

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on CSO Maps State-By-State Data Breach Disclosure Laws]]> California is strict? There's NO civil or criminal penalty for failure to disclose. Hawaii's looking real good right about now.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Sharper Image Files Chapter 11, Will Close Half Of Their Stores]]> What are all the people involved in the class-action suit going to do?? The $19 store-credit is worthless and the judge ruled that "the parties involved in the class action had not established that the settlement terms were "fair, adequate, or reasonable,"". The least they should do is tell people where they can "recycle" them a-la Office Space.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Worst Company In America '08: Nominate]]> @suburbancowboy: Couldn't agree more. Monsanto = Pure Evil. No amount of bad customer service can compare with the level of life-destroying bile this company produces.
What? BestBuy destroyed your laptop?? Well, Monsanto is destroying the food sources that life on this planet depends on. They genetically modify seeds to be sterile and force farmers around the world to buy them;Monsanto makes GMO corn with the ebola virus and doesn't tell you! etc, etc, etc...
Please watch "The Future of Food" to get a glimpse of the destruction this company is doing to the planet.
Monsanto IS the worst company.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Woman Threatens To Sue Salon Over Horrible Haircut]]> She lives in TROPHY CLUB(!!!), Texas. 'nuff said.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on U.S. Woman Arrested For Sitting With A Male Co-Worker At Starbucks in Saudi Arabia]]> Religion must be separated from law, but only always.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on How To Recession-Proof Your Career]]> @Imaginary_Friend: Exactly what I was thinking. Take a pay cut, work harder, be a good sport, my ASS! F%&# corporate-americana. They'll eat your soul!
#9 should be "Make them lay you off, then happily collect a severance check".

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on 5 Retirement Myths]]> Volunteer! Helping others really IS fulfilling, provided people appreciate all your mad skillz.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Nissan Altima Takes Two Top Spots In Consumer Reports' Sedan Showdown]]> What a complete outrage that they're feeding the public cars with fuel economy so abysmally low! And Honda is getting worse!?! Nobody should be giving these ass-monkeys their $, but as long as people continue to eat it up, they'll continue to sell this crap.
Boycott all sub 30mpg vehicles.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories]]> UGH! The shelby is the real trainwreck... HID.E.OUS! Blasphemy to the original KITT.
@ Molly: Michelle L'Amour Definately rocks! Great sense of humor too!

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Blockbuster Total Access Fails, Netflix Wins]]> Blockbuster is SO irrelevant. Ever since I found out that they censor movies, and offer only what the mormons who run it will allow on their shelves, I have not given them a cent.
Netflix ROX people! Kill your television!

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Update: Why I Did Not Cancel Comcast]]> @SuffolkHouse:
Unfortunately, even an antennae won't be worth salt come 2009 since all broadcasts are going HD. It totally sucks that they're setting up the whole bloody telecom industry to get everyone hooked in and paying. Out the ass. For abysmal service.
Personally, I prefer Netflix over selling my soul.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Does It Make Sense To Get A Text Message Plan?]]> @MissJ: I do understand your point about discretely and efficiently sending tidbits of info, however this requires significantly more in the way of assumptions than actually hearing the human voice. I guess I'm just more resistant to technology that diminishes the quality of human interaction.

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Does It Make Sense To Get A Text Message Plan?]]> OMG, WTF?!!!1 What is it with texting? Why don't people like to communicate using their mouths and voices anymore? Too much is lost in translation to make it worth any amount of pre or non-pay plan. Speak to the person, please.
Oh, and for god's sake: USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL!
LOL

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on What Do Gay Men Think Of "Vulva", The Ladyparts Perfume?]]> How hilarious that only the straight guy couldn't even smell the vage! Keep sniffin buddy!

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Man Dodges Taxes For 10 Years, Wins In Federal District Court]]> THERE IS NO LAW! The IRS is illegally extorting money from U.S. citizens. PLEASE Watch Aaron Russo's documentary "America: Freedom to Fascism". He spells it all out to show what a sham the IRS is.. Bunch of thugs.

Oh, and as for all of the public services we all enjoy? PAID FOR by sales tax, city, county, and state taxes, as well as Corporate taxes.

100% of Federal income taxes they steal from us are used to pay the INTEREST on the debt the US govt. owes to the "Federal" Reserve, which is actually a private bank.

Abolish the IRS! Now THERE's a concept, eh?

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on Morning Deals]]> The AMEX card deal looks great at first, until you realize that there's an annual fee of $35 (waived for 1st year), and an APR of at least 14.65% on purchases. Plus everything is reported to the feds care of the Patriot Act provisions.

Resist the cash-free economy!

]]> <![CDATA[Imhotep commented on NYC May Require You To Obtain Permit To Shoot Vacation Movies?]]> No Doubt! @ Greasy.

Not to mention, say goodbye to ANY footage that might record a protest or police activity. This is scary s#it people! Why is it the govt. can place cameras all over the cities to identify and track people, yet We the People would be criminals for recording our own point of view? Where's the outrage to this?? How far is too far??!!

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