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2 Door Malibu - Named the BelAir - yet again. Cause they didnt like this one enough

1UP!

After years of bitching and moaning, Will.I.Am finally decided to let the other two guys from the group do something. Apparently that didn't work either.

Everybody break out their "jump to conclusions" mat!

Take this back to 1969 - Inform them of of the oil crisis in a few years. Show them what they did. Warn them of the malaise era.

I could do the same with a sawzall, a Caravan and $100 to buy them both
CP

This picture comes to mind.......

Shoulda been Bond.

Exactly my thoughts.

I just got wood. Is that okay?

The compact spare is intended to get you from the point of tire failure, to the nearest service center to get your tire problem addressed. Not intended to do 80mph till you get to Rochester and deal with it then.

And by all the documentation, I'm sure this is what he's referring to.

Fits right in with the rest of Metro Detroit.
but a paint job isn't worth the extra 3g's tacked on the the price.
CP

Miami hasn't seen this since bitching Jwwow and Sammi threw down

Only one knock against the wishes, unless you swap a manual into it.

I say neither. It's not that it's not worth that kind of money, but not to me.
Give me a forward control Econoline and I'll jump. But for an obscure European truck made of unobtanium, it's just not a headache I need.

The giant black 5mph bumpers kill it for me. Insert standard calculation of how many CL Miata's $11g's can buy.

CP

I don't give a shit if it's broken down or new or on fire. It's a million times nicer to look at on that flat bed than the barrage of mid 90's malaise bombs I dodge through the Metro Detroit area.

Now by the time it actually hits showrooms, it will follow the Chevrolet method of introducing new models and look like a Prius.

Russia - find any area and claim it as "Auto Hellski"
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Hoser Dave