There was no mistake (that I spotted). I was just making a childish joke about "essence" being a euphemism for male ejaculate. Hope you enjoyed today's edition of weird English!
"Shall I close it out or leave it open?" #oppositelock
I've already set my DVR, and there's Miller Lite in the fridge. Only the best stuff for this guy. #oppositelock
You can keep your essence.

Congrats all the same!

This illustration has done more for my understanding of wormholes. I'm still skeptical.
Honking through people is tricky. #oppositelock
I've had the same thought. If you're not willing to contribute, don't complain about the quality of commentors that do. Oppo is great, but it's been a bit of a quality vacuum from the front page. #oppositelock
They're like buttholes that way. #oppositelock
You're allergic to resale value? #oppositelock
They actually kind of suck. I mean it can be fun and all, and it's great for taking all your shit with you. But they're slow, and noisy, and rickety, and gas hogs.
They all contain energy. Where are we going with this? I must know more. #oppositelock
Straight piers are so...conformist. Looks safe to me. #oppositelock
Is the ladder part of it?
Only the WTO gets us Seattlites riled up.
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