Comments from G for GRENADE

G for GRENADE commented on Gizmodo's Official License Plate

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:23:20 EDT

He could also work in the porn industry.

I didn't know Peter North was a big Gizmodo reader.

G for GRENADE commented on Dark Knight iPhone App Lets You Jokerize Yourself

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:17:19 EDT

too soon..

G for GRENADE commented on Jet Skiing in a Jacuzzi Is Half Crazy Half Sad

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:21:54 EDT

Florida. This has to be in Florida.

G for GRENADE commented on Rock Band 2 Is Only as Great as Its Instruments (Which Look Great)

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:07:07 EDT

@Soulgenesis: Needs more cowbell

G for GRENADE commented on Sony Knows What Went Wrong With the PS3

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:59:12 EDT

This is all something I've literally been saying for years.. and then fanboys start to throw things at me.

G for GRENADE commented on Breaking: Final Fantasy 13 Coming to Xbox 360

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:46:43 EDT

Ahah! Sony's gnarled cock of corporate greed foiled again!*

*beaten by Micro$oft's 'G.C.O.C.G.'

G for GRENADE commented on Floor-by-Floor Demolition Blows Minds, Saves Environment

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:34:13 EDT

You could always fly a plane into it..

G for GRENADE commented on Can a Game Be a Tearjerker?

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 21:26:41 EDT

CoD4 when you're character is snuffed in that nuke explosion. Didn't cry, but crawling around was a big WTF moment.

G for GRENADE commented on iPhone 3G Review

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 21:13:13 EDT

Anyone else wanting to mix their iPhone hate with a little cynicism, Maddox is here for you.

[www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net]

G for GRENADE commented on Premium Rock Band 2 Drum Kit Surfaces: "Badass" Is The Word You're Looking For

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:56:14 EDT

One more game-peripheral I have to hide when I bring a girl home..

Now she's going to be confused as to whether to sleep with me, or read me a Bearensteins Bear story.

G for GRENADE commented on iPhone 3G Review Addendum: Reception is Better

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:48:27 EDT

I've got an alpine full speed ipod ready deck, and it recognizes the 3G no prob, and charges it. But when it rings, I have to unplug it. Which is why I still carry my 30gig

G for GRENADE commented on Late Arrivals Might Get Stuck With White iPhones

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:00:36 EDT

I either have to get a white one to match, or get a black one and dye my clan robes thusly

G for GRENADE commented on The GMC Van Makes a Comeback on eBay, Baby

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:24:15 EDT

Think of the possibilities or viking/wizard murals..

Or enough Charms Blo-Pops to lure an entire school

G for GRENADE commented on Democratic Convention Protestors Will Be Blasted With Ray Guns and Sticky Goo

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:19:38 EDT

How about a gun that converts patchouli oil into soap?

Hippies will run for the hills..

G for GRENADE commented on Question of the Day: Are You Spending Money on the iPhone 3G or Hellboy II This Friday?

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:09:17 EDT

Also, am I the only one who thinks Hellboy looks a lot like the guy from Becker?

G for GRENADE commented on Question of the Day: Are You Spending Money on the iPhone 3G or Hellboy II This Friday?

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:05:00 EDT

I'm gonna hedge my bets; Buy the iPhone, unlock it, then use it to watch Hellboy II with Korean subtitles.

G for GRENADE commented on Promo Box for Nokia 6205 Dark Knight Edition Is Cooler Than Phone Itself

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:00:27 EDT

The joker?

Too soon.

G for GRENADE commented on A Politician Who Actually Games

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:34:17 EDT

Oh, but a huntard? Really? Leave it to a politician to take the easy way out. *Sorry for double post =/

G for GRENADE commented on A Politician Who Actually Games

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:33:33 EDT

@shendragon: Unless Alliance got Orcs, I'm pretty sure she's horde. Now the only question is what server? Maybe I could spam trade to get some legislation passed.

For the Horde!

G for GRENADE commented on Million Dollar Olympic Bicycle So Specialized "No Ordinary Person Could Ride It"

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:17:43 EDT

It's fixed gear. Which really isn't that hard to ride. All velodrome bikes are full fixed with no brakes. I have a fixed with the same set up, but only cost me about $800. Not a cool one mil, but still expensive.

G for GRENADE commented on Fountain of Youth Drugs Are Coming, And Soon

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 19:12:06 EDT

In related news, Malcolm in the Middle has been booked for another 14 seasons..

G for GRENADE commented on Spore's Creature Phase

Wed, 28 May 2008 15:56:09 EDT

Fail- we all know the earth is only 6,000 years old.

/christian conservative

G for GRENADE commented on S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Cosplay Earns A Standing Ovation

Thu, 15 May 2008 00:08:59 EDT

cosplay or real? this blurs the line...

G for GRENADE commented on Colbert's O'Reilly-Style Meltdown

Wed, 14 May 2008 11:41:57 EDT

Colbert 08

G for GRENADE commented on Cop-Gun Cameras Presage Most Twisted Viral Videos Yet

Tue, 13 May 2008 11:53:38 EDT

Please get these in Portland (OR)... the cops here shoot at anything that moves.

G for GRENADE commented on Is the BlackBerry 9000 Really Going to Be Called BOLD?

Sat, 10 May 2008 12:02:44 EDT

FAIL

G for GRENADE commented on Is the BlackBerry 9000 Really Going to Be Called BOLD?

Sat, 10 May 2008 12:02:33 EDT

BOLD

G for GRENADE commented on Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Albums Come Pre-Ripped For $9,000

Sat, 10 May 2008 12:02:04 EDT

If they can put it on one big zip-drive, I'm sold!

G for GRENADE commented on Jenna Bush Will Have 14 Bridesmaids Saturday

Tue, 06 May 2008 11:08:41 EDT

Is it just me, or this bitch look wicked cross eyed? Guess stupid is genetic..

G for GRENADE commented on 7-Year-Old Steals Grandma's SUV For Joyride

Thu, 01 May 2008 16:35:48 EDT

Lock him up now, and save us all time. Seriously, a kid who thinks like that is just going to wind up killing someone, inadvertently or not.

I want to point out also that he's being raised by his grandmother. Not his mom.

"If a kid calls his grandmama 'mommy' and his momma 'Pam', he's going to jail!" -Chris Rock paraphrase

G for GRENADE commented on Cougar Ace Mazdas Face The Crusher, We Cry

Thu, 01 May 2008 16:13:50 EDT

I live in Portland, and a buddy of mine wanted me to go with him to watch these getting crushed (you can see many of the cars in the parking lot from the St. Johns Bridge), but you can't close enough to actually see them...

G for GRENADE commented on Volvo 1800S Joins Its Amazon Brethren At East Bay Junkyard

Thu, 01 May 2008 15:57:22 EDT

I miss my '79 242 GT... *tear*

G for GRENADE commented on Finally, A Dystopia Grim Enough For Vin Diesel

Thu, 01 May 2008 15:53:24 EDT

Maybe he's going to play a nanny in this too... sick!

G for GRENADE commented on Robo-Dog Can Pull Rickshaws, Hump Your Leg

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:03:53 EDT

seinfeld? anyone?

G for GRENADE commented

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:39:22 EDT

Could we get some new formatting up in here?

G for GRENADE commented on Rockstar Makes A Grand Theft Auto IV Fan Of Jack Thompson

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:12:55 EDT

360 FTW

G for GRENADE commented on David Sedaris: Do You Remember Smoking?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:11:55 EDT

What about cloves? Those would just be hipster jackasses who ride fixed gear bikes and start every sentance with "you really should...". Am I wrong?

Discuss amongst one another..

G for GRENADE commented on Blockbuster's Prototype Stores Look Like Best Buy

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:46:04 EDT

They are grasping at straws...

G for GRENADE commented on A Drunken Sidewalk Scuffle In Virtual New York

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:27:55 EDT

Hurry up take2! Pull this clip!

...idiots

G for GRENADE commented on Question of the Day: How Big is Your Digital Music Collection?

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:20:36 EDT

*aiff, not tiff (CS on the brain...)