Oh my god, I'm six minutes in and f'ing hooked. Thank you.
'The zombie fad will soon be as old and tired as steampunk'

Will soon be??? Jeez, how much longer do I have to wait to never see the word 'zombie' in my feeds again? (Or the f'ing Tardis for that matter?)

You're going to have to remember that almost half of 'These freakin' idiots' came from somewhere other than Seattle... like Idaho.
Playing Asteroids with a joystick is sacrilege.
Let's compromise, 18 watts with a half-power switch.
Pretty, but you don't want to play that in an apartment... (assuming you get a cab to go with it)
OK, well it's still pretty funny how they all chose Courier. It's so hard to read!
I really didn't realize how much better printer technology has gotten over the years.
Seeing that there are drones THAT BIG kinda freaks me out a bit.
How'd they get a hold of my password list?!?
Wes, why you no like strong lady; she run before you in wind?
Retarded; go design an ugly $5000 chair or something.

My apologies for the short and crass note but I'm well into my first six pack of Jubleale.

Happy Holidays!
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