<![CDATA[Comments from DustyButt]]> <![CDATA[Comments from DustyButt]]> <![CDATA[DustyButt commented on It Took Comcast 20 Calls and 3 Visits Over 5 Weeks to Determine That No Cable Was Run to This Guy's House]]> He's eligible for a free Wii, so he's got that going for him.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on Plastic Motor Powered Directly By Light, No Solar Middleman Necessary]]> Light-powered coal burning nuclear power plants

Deal with that, Albert Gore.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on SlyDial: Avoid Annoying Conversations by Going Directly to Voicemail]]> For Sprint, just go into your voicemail account and schedule a voicemail for delivery. You can schedule it from 1 minute to 1 year away. But, that's just on phones on the Sprint network.

You can schedule a call to your boss and delay sending it to voicemail until early in the morning, so you don't even have to wake up early to call in sick.

I have never done that before.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on George Lucas in Carbonite]]> Ummm...

I'll take "You should have chosen Natalie Portman in a choker and bikini" for $500, Alex.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on Fornication on the Wii is Great for Parties (NSFW)]]> They need a one player version that incorporates a wrist mounted wii controler and a motivational video.

As the wrist "shakes" you get the appropriate audio and haptic responses.

All you solo artists know what I'm sayin'.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on Scientists Make First Paper-Based Transistor]]> @strider_mt2k: You CANNOT be more of a stone-faced drunk than Everett Sloane was in that shot. Rock on.

And this discovery brings my plan of toilet paper TV (TPTV) to our technological horizon... (wrings hands)

excellent.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on First Look At New Russian-Euro Lunar Capsule]]> @Nickolai_the_Russian_guy: Yeah I know about the Buran... but it's missing that whole "running with it" part.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on First Look At New Russian-Euro Lunar Capsule]]> I just read the article. The thrusters and landing gear will be used to land back on earth, as opposed to parachutes and splashdown or hard landings.

Hey! You mean no one picked up the shuttle idea and ran with it? Hmmph.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on Nerf Vulcan Fully Automatic Dart Gun Now Available]]> @Gann: LOL that's wrong! There's always one in every crowd.

So, this is what I'm missing by working from home, huh?
Oh well.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on <i>Font Conference</i> Shows Your Fonts as People, and They Are Ridiculous]]> Wingdings = FUNNY

But, overall I give this a 0.0 on the font joke scale. These were like the "who's who" of crappy fonts... except for futura (personal favorite). How can you talk about fonts without Helvetica!? At least have Helvetica at the back of the room smoking a cigarette, wearing a pair of torn fishnet pantyhose, and a wrinkled miniskirt.

If you use comic sans... stop.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on Hitachi Drops Acid, Explains Terabyte Hard Drives In Crazy Cartoon]]> I laughed, I cried... the video became a part of me.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on Arn Kim Ran MacRumors While a Full-time Doctor]]> Pfft. Big deal.
I do things too... Like stuff... You know... Umm...
You wouldn't understand anyway!!!

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on WASP Knife Will Freeze and Blow Up Your Organs]]> I missed this article over the weekend!

Nice! Kinda like Digg Dugg.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on Honda Civic Type-S Fireblade Makes Us Pine For Euro Civic]]> That's a good looking bar-of-soap.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on Concept Toast-Dropping Toaster is Real After All: The Trapdoor Toaster]]> I lurv me some toast'n'buttah!

I'll wait til the knock-off hits Targé for $20, tho'.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on Liber Toit Connects Building Roofs via Wall Climbs, Tubes and Slides]]> Where will they put the large water dispenser that uses a ball valve?

Where's the wheel?

This is WEAK.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on Email Reveals Nvidia and ATI May Have Colluded to Inflate Prices]]> @ps61318: I think the problem is that two market entities are attempting to act as one to manipulate stock prices.

At a trade show they can say: "We've teamed together to raise the bar in performance, availability, distribution, and consumer appeal to ultimately increase our profits and stock value."

OK cool, you're a business that's what you're supposed to do.

However, what they can't do is say: "We're coordinating our efforts to box out competitors and generate ficticious positive speculation. We'll do this by using artificial means that cannot normally exist in a competitive environment in order to inflate both of our stock prices... Thank You."

Somewhere, between the two statements, is a line and they MAY have crossed it.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on China Anti-Terrorist Plan Includes Flamethrowers, Segways, Chuck Norris Clones]]> @SigmundTheSeaMonster: No way. Do you know how much gas costs for those things!?

They're saving cash and hand-delivering a GreenBeatDown™ this year.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on Video of the Moon Passing in Front of the Earth Taken From 31 Million Miles Away]]> Looks photoshopped.

No seriously... Carl Sagan said it best...

That's here. That's home. That's us. On it, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever lived, lived out their lives. The aggregate of all our joys and sufferings, thousands of confident religions, ideologies and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilizations, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every hopeful child, every mother and father, every inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every superstar, every supreme leader, every saint and sinner in the history of our species, lived there on a mote of dust, suspended in a sunbeam.

The earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and in triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of the dot on scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner of the dot. How frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe, are challenged by this point of pale light.

Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity -- in all this vastness -- there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. It is up to us. ... To my mind, there is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly and compassionately with one another and to preserve and cherish that pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known."

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on Believe It Or Not, There's A Throttle Body In These Pictures]]> mmm hmmm...

yeah...

you're right...

i know...

that's what i'd say...

exactly...

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on Buy Your Own V22, Kinda: Bell 609 Civilian Tiltrotor Gets Rolled-Out]]> @whiteknight: You know where your local recruiter's office is, right?

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on SSC Ultimate Aero EV to Make Tesla Roadster Look Like a Ford Fiesta]]> @ideaman2020: No. The Prius doesn't cut it. Too slow and too econoboxy. I want something that looks a tad bit better with a good milage range, that's all. I'd be all over it!

I'm going to be in the market in 3-4 years for another vehicle (I'm keeping my current one forever though) and they have till then to give me what I want.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on 2008 Dodge Charger SRT8, Part Three]]> @Sean_Hannity_has_AIDS: Actually, I think the axiom is that they didn't offer us better. But, there are worse choices a person could make as far as vehicles. And on top of that, everyone has their own set of values that they place on aesthetics and performance and they try to find that balance that gives them the most pleasure.

So, you can argue the numbers but a car isn't just about the numbers. It's about your personal choice. No matter what you drive there will ALWAYS be something faster.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on 2008 Dodge Charger SRT8, Part Three]]> @Mad_Science: The thing about the G8 is that it's looks put me to sleep. Maybe I need to see one in black. I go with the Charger. The taillights are chintzy lookin', but overall it's a mean looking MF.

@dizzle84: I already have a 300 flavored SRT8, sorry.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on SSC Ultimate Aero EV to Make Tesla Roadster Look Like a Ford Fiesta]]> This is nice and all...

But, can we just have something that has a range of about 300 miles, 0-60 in about 5 seconds, a quick recharge time, and NOT look like a cheap-ass econobox for about $40K?

I'm not knocking this concept, I'm just sayin' we might need something else in the near future.

Don't even say the Chevy Volt... GM isn't in a position to be relied upon, right now.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on 2008 Dodge Charger SRT8, Part Three]]> "The soft whoosh your Birkenstocks...", thanks. That was the first good hearty laugh I've had all day, rock on.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on iPhone Apps We Like: BeatMaker Sequencer and Sampler is Timbaland's Favorite App Too]]> Must resist urge to poke hornet nest...

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on iPhone Apps We Like: BeatMaker Sequencer and Sampler is Timbaland's Favorite App Too]]> Yawn. Had a drum machine on my WM device in 2005.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on One-Man Submarine Built By One Man]]> @superbryant: Thanks, perfect!

There's nothing like the nervous anxiety of clicking a link titled "rimshot" while at work. It's like russian roulette!

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on One-Man Submarine Built By One Man]]> I hear he named it the SelFish.

Ba dum-bump!

Hi Hoooo! Thank you! Thank you!

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on Buy Your Own V22, Kinda: Bell 609 Civilian Tiltrotor Gets Rolled-Out]]> @junyo: Everyone who flies knows that you NEVER fly the Alpha model of anything. The problem with this aircraft is that it combines the strengths of helicopters and fixed wing aircraft, while magnifying an inherent weaknesses in helicopter design. For the past 20 years they've been trying to force feed the aviation world this design... and it's not catching on. Why is it that years after this aircraft graduated from its experimental state to the field of operations it's still greeted with a luke-warm reception in the aviation community? It's been operating in the GWOT arena for a while and every aspect of it's field service records is on the hush-hush. I'm not talking activities, I'm talking incident reports and maintenance logs.

Its main problem is that it's prone to developing a vortex ring state (VRS) in one rotor. Apparently, a huge number of accidents with this design result in the aircraft upside down with it's nose in the ground time and time again. You can train the pilots to avoid certain actions, but the design lends itself to develop VRS. Which also gives me the sneaking suspicion, that in order to avoid VRS it can't perform certain tasks as advertised.

Maybe someone can come along and provide some info or let me know if I'm wrong, but I don't see the Osprey being expanded in the military beyond it's current mission numbers at this point. It may quietly disappear from military use. The last I heard "They" pretty much put the lid on the Osprey and won't make a decision on it's expansion until 2010. When compared to the rate of development and deployment for aircraft like the Raptor, that sounds like the back burner to me. That's just my opinion, I might be wrong... but, I don't think so.

On the commercial side... well they can sell anything, I guess.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on HTC Diamond To Lose its Crinkles, Get Smooth Back-Side, Codename Victor]]> @strider_mt2k: No. No... not that. Eye-roll.
Must it invade every conversation?

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on HTC Diamond To Lose its Crinkles, Get Smooth Back-Side, Codename Victor]]> I vote for the wrinkle-back. I thought it was different and cool.

But of course, my vote doesn't count.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on Buy Your Own V22, Kinda: Bell 609 Civilian Tiltrotor Gets Rolled-Out]]> @Barry99705: Yeah, the transition from rotary wing flight is the preferred route because of the knowledge of specific problems unique to RWs. But, transition to an aircraft with systems and capabilities like this can never be referred to as "not too hard".

As far as the pilot pool, the USMC lost some really good fixed wing pilots in the early days of this... Thing. The pool for experienced people to fly this thing must be miniscule and made even smaller by insurance needs. And, Uncle Sam doesn't give up experienced aviators, on ANY platform, easily. I still get the odd call to "see how things are going."

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on Buy Your Own V22, Kinda: Bell 609 Civilian Tiltrotor Gets Rolled-Out]]> Now you too can experience the excitement of "settling with power"!

No thanks.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on NASA Engineers Team Up With Retirees to Secretly Develop Alternative Moon Rocket]]> The link from your very first attempt worked.

I typed:

>img src="http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/6259/img1412ch1.jpg"

Voila.

Sorry to everyone for the hijack.

/help

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on NASA Engineers Team Up With Retirees to Secretly Develop Alternative Moon Rocket]]> >img src="http://imageURLhere.com"

And, don't close the image. If you need to control the size, so that it's not a screen monster, just set the limits. (Unlike me). I think they like 'em to be 450pxls on the longest side or something like that.

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<![CDATA[DustyButt commented on NASA Engineers Team Up With Retirees to Secretly Develop Alternative Moon Rocket]]> This link should help quite a bit. I used to be horrible at photos 'til I read this...

[lifehacker.com]

Why does this feel like a commercial?

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