DoctorNine commented on GM Using US Postal Fleet As Fuel Cell Equinox Test Bed

"The Aliens tell me that those Equinoxii are good to test in bed, but they won't tell me how they know."

DoctorNine commented on 2009 Audi R8 Sold Out Worldwide

"Well Hell."

DoctorNine commented on Which Dead US Automotive Nameplates Should Remain Buried?

"I'm thinking downside: Escort, Pacer, Gremlin, Rebel, Graduate, Travel All, GT3000, B210, and anything with just numbers and letters."

DoctorNine commented on Ford Spends Time Making AV8R Mustang, Loses $8.7 Billion... Just Saying

"@anonimo: You know, I was going to point that out, but I was chewing on a veggie hummus wrap, and got a piece of lettuce in my teeth."

DoctorNine commented on Tata Nano To Get Two-Cylinder Turbo-Diesel Power, Bajillion Miles Per Gallon

"@skulldriveshaft: Tater Tat?"

DoctorNine commented on Rhode Island Man Busted For Drunk Driving, Blows Six Times Legal Limit

"@alan505: Oh, well done!"

DoctorNine commented on KITT Is A Transformer WIth A Speech Impediment

"I'm not interested until you break out the porn with Kitt making love to a teenaged Vespa."

DoctorNine commented on Project Car Hell, Arc-Weld Your Soul Edition: Electric 911 or Electric Spitfire?

"@dwegmull: I think you just about summed it up there."

DoctorNine commented on Commenter Of The Day: Lincoln-Darwin Edition

"I think they wrote a song about this. "Twin Sons of Different Mothers.""

DoctorNine commented on Tata Nano To Get Two-Cylinder Turbo-Diesel Power, Bajillion Miles Per Gallon

"@TR3-A: No kidding.."

DoctorNine commented on Porsche Creeping Closer To Volkswagen Takeover

"I repeat myself: BUY VW stock now!"

DoctorNine commented on Rhode Island Man Busted For Drunk Driving, Blows Six Times Legal Limit

"Skeery."

DoctorNine commented on One Ford: Way Forward Or Way Too Late?

"The difference between now, and when Ford last tried a Euro-infusion, is that the structural economics of a move to smaller more efficient transportation are more compelling."

DoctorNine commented on One Ford, Explained: Jalopnik's Ford Announcement Cheat Sheet

"@philibuster: Now that Ford is doing this, I am bullish."

DoctorNine commented on One Ford, Explained: Jalopnik's Ford Announcement Cheat Sheet

"They need to keep focused on this mantra: Durable, easy to repair vehicles, with low cost of ownership and solid, uncomplicated style that doesn't change every year, at entry level. Intermediate models that sell by performance or technology innovations that excite buyers (RS, Mustang, Flex). Top of the line that does luxury with an American flavor, and still draws from new tech to give advantages over rivals in efficiency, performance or cost. My opinion."

DoctorNine commented on 2009 VW Jetta TDI Sedan, Sportwagen Eligible For $1,300 Federal Tax Credit

"Buy your VW stock now."

DoctorNine commented on Commenter Of The Day: Gotta Have Priorities Edition

"As it says in the title; priorities."

DoctorNine commented on BREAKING! Ford Reports $8.7 Billion Net Loss For Second Quarter 2008, Bringing Six European Small Vehicles Stateside

"This is absolutely GREAT news."