POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY commented on Commenter Of The Day: Josip Broz Tito's Children Edition

"Why were sidewalks invented? So Yugo owners would have a safe place to walk home! What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill? A miracle! What's the difference between a Yugo and a Golf ball? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards! What's the difference between a Jehovas Witness and a Yugo? You can slam the door on the Jehovas Witness! What goes on pages 4-5 of the Yugo user's manual? The train & bus schedule! What to you call a Yugo with brakes? Customized! What is the Yugo owner's most ardent wish? To buy a car! What do you call a Yugo with a flat tire? A write off! - I can see you've got a new Yugo! - Yes, I won the second prize in a lottery. - What was the first prize then? - A fruit-basket. I didn't get COTD today, so my consolation prize is... "

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY commented on Have You Ever Fallen Asleep Driving?

"When I was a kid, and a stupid mother fucker of a kid at that, I drove home from a concert held at Molson Park, Barrie to Scarborough trippin out on acid. And just like that time, there have been many a time coming home from work exhausted, where I swear my car just knew how to get home."

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY commented on Lexus HS250h: New Hybrid-Only Lexus Sedan

"ROTTEN SMELLY HYBRIDS THEY'RE LIKE AN ENDLESS DISEASEINVISIBLE, PAINFUL, ETERNALHYBRID OWNERS FUCKED BY A GREEDY PASTSINCE YOU ARE BORNYOU WANT TO MAKE MONEY AND POWERA LEXUS HYBRID TO CORRUPTWAY OF MANKINDHYBRID LIVING IS TO LIVE LIKE A SLAVELEXUS IS YOUR MASTERYOU HAVE NO VALUE, YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER ONEHYBRID BATTERIES QUENCH YOUR HUNGERHUNGER FOR CONFIDENCETO SHAKE THE HAND OF YOUR LEXUS DEALERAND LATER TO BE BETRAYEDTHE HYBRIDS ARE THE MIND OF IGNORANCEHYBRID FOR PLEASUREYOU ACT LIKE A ROBOTTHE TEARS IN YOUR EYESAS BLACK AS CRUDEYOUR PLEASURE IS PAINYOUR PLEASURE IS TORTUREHYBRID IS YOUR PLEASUREHYBRID FOR THE FUTURE As per graverobber... /apologies to SEPULTURA!"

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY commented on Lexus HS250h: New Hybrid-Only Lexus Sedan

"@pauljones: Why thank you, my brother! I could just hear it now, some elderly lady at the Lexus service bay, "Yes, good morning sir."

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY commented on Nice Price Or Crack Pipe: Wizard Of Oz Tin Man's '69 Cadillac For More Than $9600?

"@pauljones: I'm pretty sure it has to come with the MouldyIndentedLaquerFinish ...wait a minute..."

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY commented on Lexus HS250h: New Hybrid-Only Lexus Sedan

"HS250H?HS2SOH?HSZSOH?AHSSOH?ASSHOH? Maybe it's just me, but if you mistake the numbers for letters, it almost sounds it would read "ASSHOLE"!?!?"

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY commented on 9ff GT9-R: 1120 HP Veyron-Killer Looks To Become World's Fastest Production Car

"How very understated and quotidian looking.Much like the Veyron, it's cunningly disguised so it won't look like a racing car."

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY commented on Lexus HS250h: New Hybrid-Only Lexus Sedan

"@The Name's Ash78, Housewares: Ya like ta poop on what with your Cavalier?"

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY commented on Nice Price Or Crack Pipe: Wizard Of Oz Tin Man's '69 Cadillac For More Than $9600?

"How valuble can a car be when it's parked in your backyard, on the grass, so your kids can use it as target practice with their little blue ball (the one resting beside the rear wheel in the photo with the MILF)."

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY commented on Exclusive: Details Leak On "Warp" Optioned RENNtech Mercedes SL65

"A little known feature about the Warp Optioned RENNtech Mercedes SL65 is its Holodeck-derived Passenger Holoseat, which can simulate various celebrity babes and Bikini models."