Prompted by the discovery of the Chinese using Top Gun footage in a recent defense news story, investigation has now shown that footage of the new fire truck was pulled from an episode of the Thunderbirds TV show.
Since when does cost matter so long as it's a renewable resource and will relieve our dependancy on foreign oil! But then again, eventually OBEC, (Organization of Blood Producing States) will offer blood at far cheaper prices, making it uneconomical for the US to develop the necessary infrastructure.
Whatever happened to buying a patch at a racing event's vendor booth, going home and sewing it onto your old leather jacket, then waiting for your crappy needle and thread work to come unraveled over the next couple of years, whereupon the patch joins the dozens of others in the drawer where you keep all the logo patches, pins, tie clips, key fobs, paperweights, and those extra sets of keys from all those old cars you wished you had kept?
Wow...just wow... So many people had to have been involved in the creation of this...this thing. Any good DA should be able to make multiple aiding and abetting charges stick. As for the owner/money man behind it all, I'd advise plea bargaining temporary insanity or maybe using the "abused as a child" defense.
You think a short yellow is bad, we have at least two intersections that randomly go into short green mode. Short as in total green time of 3 seconds. If drivers are on their toes at the green, 1.5 cars can get through before it turns yellow.
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP: Hello and many greetings, fine sir. My name is Ahmed Bouha Azizi and I am Top Official of the Ministry of Fancy Government Automotive Vehiculars for the Great Nation of Tunisian Republic. I am to be begging you for assistance in a matter of utterly most importance and confidentialousness to my most loved country, in exchange for a Ferrari of much significant valuation...
Man arrives at his first psychiatric appointment wrapped in nothing but saran wrap. The doctor says, "You don't need to say a word, I can plainly see your nuts."