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Cognitive Friction commented on Chrysler Thinks Journalists Are Naughty, Gives Them Coal
"Those look like good skipping rocks... Do any of the other booths have water displays?"
http://jalopnik.com/comment/17259473 05:27 PM on December 2
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Cognitive Friction commented on Five-Point Frenzy: When Deer Meets Car
"there is no universal guide for tying a deer to a car Catch the deer in a lasso, make it run behind the car to your house, then blow its brains out in the driveway."
http://jalopnik.com/comment/17193587 05:50 PM on November 30
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Cognitive Friction commented on Kill The Headlights And Put It In Neutral: Why The Parking Lot Matters
"Parking lots allow us the single greatest form of automotive navel gazing: the opportunity to admire your parking job. If I hit the exact center of the space, all vehicle occupants will be peppered with leading questions like "Whoo, nailed that one didn't I?" and "Am I closer to the line on that side?", etc."
http://jalopnik.com/comment/17106021 02:58 PM on November 25
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Cognitive Friction commented on Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. D'Oh! Nice.
"Charlie's Angels - from L to R: Farrah Fawcett, Jaclyn Smith, Cheryl Ladd, Kate Jackson, Bosley, special guest star Dom Delouise"
http://jalopnik.com/comment/17052330 05:07 PM on November 23
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Cognitive Friction commented on Engine Room! Full Astern!
"Easy LeMons theme for this car: 1) paint it gunmetal gray 2) paint white 71 on the front quarter panels 3) paint a landing strip on the hood and glue model airplanes to it 4) papier mache control tower on the roof 5) propeller on the rear bumper USS Newport away!"
http://jalopnik.com/comment/17051648 04:50 PM on November 23
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Cognitive Friction commented on Predictable NASCAR Driver Is Predictable
"If you're quoting Yosemite Sam, maybe it's time to reevaluate your cause..."
http://jalopnik.com/comment/17050907 04:32 PM on November 23
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Cognitive Friction commented on France's Amazing Presidential Car Museum
"If you drive something as awesome as that '57 Caddy limo I believe you are allowed to kick people in the balls instead of shaking their hand to say hello, and they are legally required to thank you for it"
http://jalopnik.com/comment/17048171 03:31 PM on November 23
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Cognitive Friction commented on Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ectasy and Alcohol. C-c-c-c-cocaine…
"Ever hit the toilet rim and shit goes spraying twenty feet in every direction?"
http://jalopnik.com/comment/16889215 02:54 PM on November 17
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Cognitive Friction commented
"A reasonable person would assume my seemingly identical VIP pass would allow me the same access A reasonable person might also have asked security if that assumption were true first..."
http://jalopnik.com/comment/16692010 01:13 PM on November 10
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Cognitive Friction commented on NFL Experts Will Not Rest Until Every Quarterback Leads The League In Something Retarded
"Quarterback: Eli Manning Leads the league in: vaguely uncomfortable sandwich cookie licks #nfl"
http://jalopnik.com/comment/16227116 12:49 PM on October 23
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