Cognitive Friction commented on A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: The Story Of “The Grip”

"my grandfather (who I'm pretty sure didn't care for me at all) Did anyone else have to read that sentence fragment 2-3 times just to make sure they read it right? Coming soon: Deadspin Family Therapy Digest!"

Cognitive Friction commented on What's The Best Winter Vehicle?

"I'm partial to the late 70's - early 80's Dodge Ram/Ramchargers with a 3" lift, 318 and glass packs. It won't always keep you on the road, but you won't give a crap what you bounce off of on your way to the ditch!"

Cognitive Friction commented on How to Read the New Car and Driver

"the web doesn't allow for the visual differentiation of one story from the next ...and your new formatting does?"

Cognitive Friction commented on US Ford Fiesta Pricing To Start At $13,320!

"Can you get one with actual tires instead of rims that have been painted black around the edges?"

Cognitive Friction commented on Chrysler Thinks Journalists Are Naughty, Gives Them Coal

"Those look like good skipping rocks... Do any of the other booths have water displays?"

Cognitive Friction commented on Five-Point Frenzy: When Deer Meets Car

"there is no universal guide for tying a deer to a car Catch the deer in a lasso, make it run behind the car to your house, then blow its brains out in the driveway."

Cognitive Friction commented on Kill The Headlights And Put It In Neutral: Why The Parking Lot Matters

"Parking lots allow us the single greatest form of automotive navel gazing: the opportunity to admire your parking job. If I hit the exact center of the space, all vehicle occupants will be peppered with leading questions like "Whoo, nailed that one didn't I?" and "Am I closer to the line on that side?", etc."