Sign me up. I have cash in hand, and an old Toyota that's just itching to be traded in!
That slalom through the cones had me reaching for a bottle of Dramamine.

They should have measured 0-60 in gallons used instead of time.

Having said both of those things, I still want one. 440 power + barcalounger comfort? Yes please.
Turns out he was able to save it by throwing his huge balls into the passenger seat
@Mariblanka: It had to be expanded to accommodate all the juice heads on the shore
...I've totally done it with LeBron, where I can dunk and strut and score quality tang Back when, that used to be called a "Chamberlain triple-double"
This was an unusual car accident for Milwaukee, in that the driver was not drunk at the time
Thank God women don't pick things up with their feet; that would deprive us of one of the best cleavage-ogling moments of the day
@DirkToberFest: #4 is the funniest, but football in the groin has a football in the groin
The Charles Pierce article is much better if you set your inner monologue voice to "Comic Book Guy" from the Simpsons. Also - I've never seen a man look so hungry for a breakfast burrito in an illustration before. My kudos to the artist for capturing that primal urge so well.
Holy shit! Probably closer to an unholy shit in that specific instance
That punch lacked knockout power, but it was fundamentally sound
@Phintastic: LM dropping 149 points on Michigan in the '90 tournament is every bit as surreal today as it was 20 years ago. If Evan Turner dropped dead and Ohio St responded by carpet-bombing somebody for 149 points in the tournament, Gus Johnson's orgasm would shatter glass three states away.
Speaking of Australian bugs, here is a spider eating a full size bird: [www.telegraph.co.uk] How someone managed to hold a camera steady for long enough to take those pictures is beyond me.
Iverson's 4-year daughter, Messiah, is suffering from an undisclosed illness Stigmata?
@daveberman: If it's written anything like this one, that one sentence will have nine commas in it
@daveberman: Well done, beat me to it. That whole "Wrigley Field Premium" crap has been going on since 2003.
Those of you who are lamenting the lost agility from the HMMV to the M-ATV are missing the point: Agility won't save you from an IED if you don't know the IED is there in the first place! Better to have a vehicle that can capably motor through hellish terrain so you don't have to take roads if you don't want to. The M-ATV will be less predictable, and therefore less susceptible to IED attack. Personally I would rather trade maneuvering for something that can actually absorb a blast without requiring extra plates to be bolted into the floors.
I was just eating a sausage and cheese biscuit from Dunkin Donuts while washing it down with an iced coffee (Cream and sugar added). Being slightly overweight, I somewhat try to watch what I eat. I'd hate to think what you eat and drink when you're not watching your weight...
Only teams in cold-weather cities are eligible ... 6. San Francisco Giants Um? Also - Seattle teams over the Detroit Lions?
No mention of the Kellen Winslow trade?
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