ChickenDust commented on 1984 Mercury Topaz: Enlightened With Front Wheel Drive

"Nothing like melting your fore arm skin on an `84 Topaz Cat Convertor when removing the oil filter."

ChickenDust commented on When Specialty Plates Go Hilariously Wrong

"My funeral director cousin had "IBURYM" for his license plate...until a grieving family saw it in the parking lot."

ChickenDust commented on 1965 Chevrolet C10 Pickup Truck

"Bought one of these in the early 90s for $600 and put about $5 into it over the course of a year."

ChickenDust commented on Lonely And Pathetic? Buy A Saleen Mustang From These Guys

"They look like good clean trouble"

ChickenDust commented on Maserati Lamp Is Almost Like Owning The Real Thing

"I'll wait until I can buy one with a paint stain at Goodwill for $8.99"

ChickenDust commented on Nobody Outhustles The 1970 Hillman Hunter Hustler!

"The Lord Humungous outhustles the Hustler"

ChickenDust commented on Dragon Power Station Gets Energy From Semi Trucks

"How long before the trucking companies - and subsequently the Teamsters - start asking for a cut of this energy savings?"

ChickenDust commented on Cheryl Tiegs Joins The Cat Set In Her '78 Cougar XR-7

"I bet the back of that car smells like wet cat"

ChickenDust commented on New hybrid Prius to conspicuously consume slightly less gas

"Not surprised to see the Prius is now coming with the Libo-Wanker Bumper Activist option"

ChickenDust commented on Commenter Of The Day: The Right Stuff Edition

"Chuck Yeager can kill two stones with one bird."

ChickenDust commented on The Japanese Convert JDM Boxes Into American Iron

"I love `em."

ChickenDust commented on My Pee Pee Bottle Is A Horrific Way To Avoid Pit Stops

"What color do Astronauts use?"

ChickenDust commented on Israel Not Down With Nazi Johns, Un-invites Mosley

"What a chowderhead"

ChickenDust commented on Nick Heidfeld Shows Us What NOT To Do While Demonstrating The BMW Sauber F1 Car

""No Schnitzel for you""

ChickenDust commented on Artists Cover Abandoned Gas Station With Fabric Panels

"How festive and whimsical"

ChickenDust commented on Plymouth Volare Rolls On 24s, End Times Upon Us?

"Color it dark brown and paint "Hershey Milk Chocolate" on the side in Arial font."

ChickenDust commented on Hafei Saibao V Is A Chick Magnet

"They're cute."

ChickenDust commented on Mysteries Of Car Customization: Torn Moonroof Edition

"One Lexus down, many more to go."