You also populate the smallest group of blog contributors in the universe.
YOU BRILLIANT BASTARD.
I WILLFULLY PUNCTUATE THIS STATEMENT WITH CAPS TO CONVEY MY LOUD-SPEAKING INTENT AND A PERIOD TO CONVEY MY HUMBLE RESPECT.
TODAY, YOU WIN AT THE INTERNETS.
#cotdnomination
Beat Poetry time, Kids.
ASSHAT!
Asshat.
I try to go this way...
...and he wants to go THAT!
But he's just a dick
so his car get's a TAP!
So stu-pid.
So flip lid.
So crun-chy.
Su-zu...ki.
Just let me get the fuck past.
Or I'll drive up your ass--
HAT!
My friend, you have broken the The 4th Commandment:
Thou shalt not take the name of the Dom Deluise' in vain.
Thou shalt not take the name of the Dom Deluise' in vain.
That's a goat, not a rooster.
It's bad when you have to buy your own Father's Day gift.
And it's wrong to call your family a charity. Or at least...I think that's the Fed's take on it.
And it's wrong to call your family a charity. Or at least...I think that's the Fed's take on it.
Rudimentary, my dear Klic.
A gentleman never advertises his exploits--self-effacing and generous as they may be--and a lady never petitions for his testicles.
A gentleman never advertises his exploits--self-effacing and generous as they may be--and a lady never petitions for his testicles.
The subtle impression I got is that Jason would rather put lemon into his English tea than meet this gentleman for a cheese tasting.
Yo, thoz EDM Camero tailes are Teh HAWTNESS!
Good choice; welcome to Jalopnik.
Sunfire: Teh olde, browne, hotness.
Drunken remorse is a matter of course when you fall off that horse and into their shorts.
Same here--it was about 5 blocks and we walked as a group. The oldest kids walked roughly around the younger ones. It's like the parents that wait in their cars, with their kids at the bus stop. It's a small, safe town. Yeah, it's cold out, but if you actually made your kid wear a damn coat, it wouldn't be so bad.
I thought it was: "I want more life, Fucker!"
I'm always surprised by the amount of torque in my wife's T&C--even with the 3.3L, it breaks the tires loose in the dry. I've boogied that thing down some serious mountain roads...and yes, it is totally hoonable. At half the speed I can take those roads in my Neon.
The one in my MIL's Grand Am went 170,000 miles with basic maintenance and a cam chain and water pump. The rest of the car disintegrated around it, but the engine just kept going.
Yes, yes it is. And someday, it will be mine.
I've had Hoegaarden--it was tasty. Just not widely available where I am. #oppositelock
Never tried it. I like all sorts of beers...just depends upon what the occaision is. If I'm going to drink multiple beers, I'll pick up something like Labatt...or even maybe Miller Light. If I'm going to be snooty about it, I'll have some Flying Fish EPA (not IPA) or Blue Moon (really loving that lately) or a Sam Adams seasonal. And if it's a REALLY special occasion, I'll get a bottle of La Cheuf. Got one waiting that my brother and I will kill when he comes back from Okinawa. #oppositelock
