My Uncle Lou has this car, white convertible with red leather, an '82 or '83. He bought it new when living year-round in Scottsdale. Now it's his Summer Car at his waterfront house in Alexandria Bay, Upstate New York, garaged while Lou winters in Cornville, Arizona. It's just the thing for the yacht-club crowd he hangs with back east. He'd love to hear it's worth $12k, but I don't swallow that, myself...
A tip of the hat, and a bow with much flourish to congratulate Ms. $kaycog... Well done!
Oh dear. Time for new (stronger) glasses... I initially read that as "Fresh meat covers offer cooling airflow to the buttocks and legs..."

Although I guess that feature would sell well in certain demographics...
"So if you order right now, for the low, low price of only $380,000, you can receive this beautiful commemorative statuette, and we'll send you a 2010 Rolls-Royce for no extra fee (shipping and handling charges apply)..."
Ooh, lookie...! It's got a faux spare tire bulge in the trunk lid like a Continental Mark VIII...! That'll get Grampa to pre-order for sure...!
Yippee...!
Three... Two... One... Blast Off...!
@mytdawg:
Did you check inside the Impala to see if there were skeletons of the passengers left inside...?
Oh, come on, you were a kid... Of course you did...!
@pauljones:
So I see I'm not the only one who remembers that post from the past (has it really been over two years...? Gee, how time flies...)
@mytdawg:
Alive and well and living in Cornville, Arizona now. My partner Randy and I are helping with the expansion of my folks' home; we're building a small guesthouse/studio apartment on the property.
@Unevolved has three moving parts.:
How sweet of you to be thinking of me...! I still drop in to the J-land now and then...
@mytdawg:
I saw the position of the autos on the road and the curve there and thought the same thing...
@Ash5-0:
Well, I liked it...! Clever puns always bring a smile to my face...!
Swingers and Scat... Dodge has something for everyone in the kinky suburban Seventies that was the USA...!
Imagine the carnage that would have resulted if it had been Wes Siler's fine ass by the side of the road... Just ask POLAЯ... he'll back me on this...
The Tyrell P34 is what Lady Penelope raced on Sunday... Her Rolls-Royce is what she drove on Monday...
If I remember my physiology and optics correctly, with eyeballs foreshortened like that, Lightning would by severely hyperopic (far sighted). Must be a prescription windshield/contact lens...
@Elhigh:
Thanks for missing me! Randy and I have been busy relocating to my folk's ranch in Cornville, AZ. Not as much time for web surfing.
@Ash78, Keyser Soze:
I just sang this out load to my partner, and he's still rolling his eyes and snickering...
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