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"And in other news of equal import: The sun went behind a cloud today.. A cat was seen sleeping in the sun today... A man crossed the street against the light... The moon rose and fell... Who real gives a RATS ASS about some over paid schmuck?"
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"@charles_barrett: That is by design."
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