If I had my way, I'd eliminate the Matrix name and re-brand each Matrix as a Corolla wagon. America needs more wagons and Toyota counts a Matrix as a Corolla anyway so nothing much will change. I still won't buy one though.
This is a test.
Hey, Jalopnik looks different.
@justagigilo85: I can top that.
Senator Vreenak has an opinion.
@Captain Slow and his Flying Washing Machine: I liked her on the cover of New York magazine.
I hope you're all taking notes. There will be a test later.
@tonyola: My turn!
I still think it should be called the Somerset.
@d3v: The one of the left is a lesbian.
Nice music to go with some plane testing.
#oppositelock
#oppositelock
@rebelyankee: Tax cuts for stem cells!
@MistressBabylon: deleted
I think Steve Martin should host alone again.
@Kitten_Witawip: "Coming from a poor family, as a boy, [Kirk] Douglas sold snacks to mill workers to earn enough to buy milk and bread. Later, he delivered newspapers and claims to have worked at more than forty jobs before becoming an actor. He found living in a family of six sisters to be stifling, "I was dying to get out. In a sense, it lit a fire under me." During high school, he acted in school plays, and discovered "The one thing in my life that I always knew, that was always constant, was that I wanted to be an actor." Unable to afford tuition, Douglas talked his way into St. Lawrence University and received a loan, which he paid back by working part-time as a gardener and a janitor. He was a standout on the wrestling team, and wrestled one summer in a carnival to make money."
@MrsTelsa: He could have an affair with himself!
@Kitten_Witawip: I can see Kirk Douglas here. I can see how someone his age could be paranoid about banks having been poor; he worked as a bellhop and lived through the Great Depression. And he's still alive and was acting as recently as 2008.
I wonder what seagull tastes like. Probably like chicken but more of a salt water flavor like an oyster.
