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Beluga commented on Is The Mustang Still Relevant?, at 7:41 PM on May 16 It was a real cultural watershed in the 60's. more »
Beluga commented on Get Caught Speeding In Canada, Endure A Lecture From The Teen Girl Squad, at 7:35 PM on May 16 Are they trying to chase anyone with a dick out of that Godforsaken country, or what? more »
Beluga commented on Nooooo! Two Sweet Pontiacs Destroyed For Sake Of Art, at 7:32 PM on May 16 I want to smash two artists together until they are as one for the sake of art. Probably been done already. more »
Beluga commented on Screw Nuts, This Truck's Got Ovaries, at 7:30 PM on May 16 Perhaps he's a vaginal artist. more »
Beluga commented on Another Ford Fairmont Durango For Sale, Can You Resist The Foxchero?, at 10:42 AM on May 15 Those lines are coming back into style. more »
Beluga commented on Toyota Prius Global Cumulative Sales Pass One Million... Is That A Native American Crying?, at 9:25 AM on May 15 A "green" automaker smacks of the same doublespeak as a "kid-friendly" cigarette maker. Nevertheless, any complaint anyone linked to Ford or GM or even Honda has about the Prius amounts to sour grapes. more »
Beluga commented on Is It Smart To Drive A Smart?, at 2:55 PM on May 14 I'm the Smart Car. I don't go very fast. I don't go very far. And when you drive me, People think you're gay . more »
Beluga commented on Sir Paul McCartney Horrified His LS600h Flown To UK, Challenges Lexus To A Joust, at 2:49 PM on May 14 The important question here: Why does Paul McCartney hate polar bears? more »
Beluga commented on Art Car Museum Curator, Artist And Mechanic Tom Jones Killed In Car Accident, at 7:50 PM on May 13 Why? more »
Beluga commented on F1 Teams Plan To Avoid Mosley In Monaco, at 7:15 PM on May 13 Why avoid him? more »
Beluga commented on Hot Rod Citroen DS Packs A Familiar Punch, at 7:13 PM on May 13 @diskreet: Uhhh. more »
Beluga commented on 1976 Audi Fox Wagon: Choice Of Discerning Pit Crew Members!, at 6:59 PM on May 13 Neat, trim, simple little car. more »
Beluga commented on Hot Rod Citroen DS Packs A Familiar Punch, at 6:53 PM on May 13 I sure like that a lot better than the 2CV-powered Stingray I saw a while back . more »
Beluga commented on Jerrari, When A Ferrari And A Jeep Make A Baby, at 6:29 PM on May 12 I knew it existed, but this is the first time I've seen it. more »
Beluga commented on How Much Risk Are You Willing To Take?, at 4:43 PM on May 12 @chrismcdowell25: Make sure it's SNELL M2005 compliant. more »
Beluga commented on How Much Risk Are You Willing To Take?, at 12:54 PM on May 12 @Tanshanomi: I would say it's actually more like 70 percent who don't know the real risks. more »
Beluga commented on How Much Risk Are You Willing To Take?, at 12:09 PM on May 12 We're all going to fucking die anyway. more »
Beluga commented on Tragic Death Reported At Altamont 24 Hours of LeMons Race, at 10:05 PM on May 10 That's sad, and my condolences go out to the family. But let's keep in mind that people die playing softball. more »
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Beluga commented on Is The Mustang Still Relevant?, at 7:41 PM on May 16
It was a real cultural watershed in the 60's.
more »
Beluga commented on Get Caught Speeding In Canada, Endure A Lecture From The Teen Girl Squad, at 7:35 PM on May 16
Are they trying to chase anyone with a dick out of that Godforsaken country, or what?
more »
Beluga commented on Nooooo! Two Sweet Pontiacs Destroyed For Sake Of Art, at 7:32 PM on May 16
I want to smash two artists together until they are as one for the sake of art.
Probably been done already.
more »
Beluga commented on Screw Nuts, This Truck's Got Ovaries, at 7:30 PM on May 16
Perhaps he's a vaginal artist.
more »
Beluga commented on Another Ford Fairmont Durango For Sale, Can You Resist The Foxchero?, at 10:42 AM on May 15
Those lines are coming back into style.
more »
Beluga commented on Toyota Prius Global Cumulative Sales Pass One Million... Is That A Native American Crying?, at 9:25 AM on May 15
A "green" automaker smacks of the same doublespeak as a "kid-friendly" cigarette maker.
Nevertheless, any complaint anyone linked to Ford or GM or even Honda has about the Prius amounts to sour grapes.
more »
Beluga commented on Is It Smart To Drive A Smart?, at 2:55 PM on May 14
I'm the Smart Car.
I don't go very fast.
I don't go very far.
And when you drive me,
People think you're gay .
more »
Beluga commented on Sir Paul McCartney Horrified His LS600h Flown To UK, Challenges Lexus To A Joust, at 2:49 PM on May 14
The important question here: Why does Paul McCartney hate polar bears?
more »
Beluga commented on Art Car Museum Curator, Artist And Mechanic Tom Jones Killed In Car Accident, at 7:50 PM on May 13
Why?
more »
Beluga commented on F1 Teams Plan To Avoid Mosley In Monaco, at 7:15 PM on May 13
Why avoid him?
more »
Beluga commented on Hot Rod Citroen DS Packs A Familiar Punch, at 7:13 PM on May 13
@diskreet: Uhhh.
more »
Beluga commented on 1976 Audi Fox Wagon: Choice Of Discerning Pit Crew Members!, at 6:59 PM on May 13
Neat, trim, simple little car.
more »
Beluga commented on Hot Rod Citroen DS Packs A Familiar Punch, at 6:53 PM on May 13
I sure like that a lot better than the 2CV-powered Stingray I saw a while back .
more »
Beluga commented on Jerrari, When A Ferrari And A Jeep Make A Baby, at 6:29 PM on May 12
I knew it existed, but this is the first time I've seen it.
more »
Beluga commented on How Much Risk Are You Willing To Take?, at 4:43 PM on May 12
@chrismcdowell25:
Make sure it's SNELL M2005 compliant.
more »
Beluga commented on How Much Risk Are You Willing To Take?, at 12:54 PM on May 12
@Tanshanomi: I would say it's actually more like 70 percent who don't know the real risks.
more »
Beluga commented on How Much Risk Are You Willing To Take?, at 12:09 PM on May 12
We're all going to fucking die anyway.
more »
Beluga commented on Tragic Death Reported At Altamont 24 Hours of LeMons Race, at 10:05 PM on May 10
That's sad, and my condolences go out to the family.
But let's keep in mind that people die playing softball.
more »
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