@TowMe: I lol'd #russiancars
@Bumblebee: The wife, I'd drink a gsllon of her piss to get at where it comes from. The bloated POS car, never in a million years. #chevycamaro
@Alfisted: An alfista AND a Legacy wagon? You're my long lost friggin twin!!!
@Ray Wert:
Ray:
Jalop 2.0 makes it abundantly clear that I'm a second class citizen, that what I may have to say doesn't count for shit and that if I had any decency at all I would just shut the fuck up and go away.
Nonetheless, "Hamburger-Faced" is a stupid and senselessly insensitive expression to be used in the title. At least if it were funny, but its not. Its just offensive for offensiveness' sake.
There's funny and then there's "Faux News" sensationalist ugly.
Since you are sure that your bosses would agree with the title, I wonder if Rupert Murdoch purchased Gawker?
Murilee, without you Jalopnik would be nothing but Camaraos and challengers and Mustangs. Hell, I love 1,000 HP insane cars as much as the next testosterone overloaded guy, but I'll take my sweet little underpowered ALFAs over a mullet machine any day.
PS - I know the New England LeMons ALFA teams personally. I'll tell you that you can inspect the shit outta them and you won't find any shenanigans. They're just under appreciated cars with next to no market value, well prepared and well driven.
Alfa Romeo - Cuore Sportivo
Fortunately I don't live in CA. I'd be all over her (uh, I mean the car) I vote nice price.
@philibuster:
Heart clicky for you! Best "unimprovement" ever.
Heart clicky for you! Best "unimprovement" ever.
@FP - pass the stars, please: Goddamit, I completely spaced out on LeMons. The Milanos are all driven by members of the local Alfa club and I wasn't there to cheer them on/bask in the glory.
In my defense, we're moving next Saturday and I spent the whole weekend cleaning out the basement and packing. Haven't even started on teh garage yet (fuck me)
In my defense, we're moving next Saturday and I spent the whole weekend cleaning out the basement and packing. Haven't even started on teh garage yet (fuck me)
@AlfaSubyDude:
November 2007! Holy shit, I've got a LOT of Jalopnotardation under my belt.
November 2007! Holy shit, I've got a LOT of Jalopnotardation under my belt.
Actually, Ms Martin, you picked the FIAT engine. Here is my suitably asstardian Alfista response:
[jalopnik.com]
[jalopnik.com]
@wheels OF satan!:
Looks like an Alfetta (4 cyl)
Looks like an Alfetta (4 cyl)
@zdriver: No I don't think that you're correct. I'm sure that there would be a lot more hesitancy about making fun of it though.
I don't really think this is about PC, more about what douchebags they are for assigning a name that has such a massively negative connotation.
I don't really think this is about PC, more about what douchebags they are for assigning a name that has such a massively negative connotation.
Well, back to the ovens.
@1000songs:
>img src="www.theurlgoeshere.com"
Change the > to a <
@engineerd:
"this Final Solution is also lower by by 40 mm"
Bwahaha! So fucking awesomely in bad taste. I click das heart.
"this Final Solution is also lower by by 40 mm"
Bwahaha! So fucking awesomely in bad taste. I click das heart.
@Elhigh:
I'm sorry, but "and you know this because...?"
I'm sorry, but "and you know this because...?"
1931
or maybe 1958
or maybe 1938
or maybe 1958
or maybe 1938
I mean really, the 80's completely sucked, in every fuckin way. No one born prior to 1970 would pick the 80's as the best of anything ( well, rampant coke snortin maybe)
Six months ago I was paying over $4.00/gal. Now I'm paying ~$1.75/ gal. Exactly what the fuck are we bitchin about??
panzane vo dire 'bugia'?
E di quelle panzane parliamo??
My suby wagon (legacy) spanks ur muscle car and makes U cry - especially in the snow.
Can I get a "Fick Audi"
Can I get a "Fick Audi"
@Sloop_John_B: Beat me to it, I was just gonna go search for the WertDragon Pic.
