<![CDATA[Comments from Black_Watch_Plaid]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Black_Watch_Plaid]]> <![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Who's the Role Play Loving Golden Globe Winner?]]> @cassandra: As for Hugh Laurie, the fact that he's married and has children might tend to suggest that he's not gay. Or, at the very least, that he's not very good at it.

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on In the mood for a downer?]]> @Leviticus_71: Seconded; I'll vote for anything that gets Bette Midler off our streets.

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Mike Darnell's Near-Perfect Batting Average Muffed By Passing On 'Big Brother: Muppet Edition']]> That show would have had all kinds of potential with GOB and Franklin in it.

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Will Larry King Pass The Softball- Lobbing Torch To Ryan Seacrest?]]> There is a plus side to this: he couldn't possibly be worse than Larry, could he?

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and all that...

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Yoko Ono to Compete in Special Courtroom Episode of 'Win Ben Stein's Money']]> This seems like that whole Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich scenario from South Park come to life.

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on NHL Stars Are Way Less Pussy Than Their Hollywood Counterparts]]> Finally, a Defamer post with references to both dépanneurs and the Habs. It's good to be a Montrealer today, thanks Seth.

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on F1 Boss Max Mosley Caught With Five Hookers In Nazi Orgy Video Scandal]]> I... I have no words... Well, actually, I had no idea that he's Oswald Mosley's son; you'd think that would have been a bit of a career obstacle in the first place.

If there's a plus side in all this, I guess it's nice to know that he's frisky enough for these sorts of entertainment activities at his age, I suppose.

Jebus.

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Saleen S5S Raptor Concept Unveiled At New York Auto Show]]> [Sarcasm] Mmmmm, I've always wanted my very own Saleen R8F4Lardo... [/Sarcasm]

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Perez Hilton Will Draw Little White Lines On Aspiring Bloggers' Hearts]]> @fiveinchtaint: Either that or "washer woman"; I tend to prefer the latter.

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Is 'Dexter' Too Dirty For Primetime?]]> "homocidal"? I really must have missed something over the past two seasons.

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Will.i.am To Bring His Reverse Midas Touch To 'X-Men' Franchise]]> In fairness, he does have quite the collection of snazzy hats...

OK, I really don't know where I was going with that.

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on 2007 Audi Q7 4.2 TDI]]> @Charles_Barrett: You're right. He drove it fairly often during the last season of the UK version of "Kitchen Nightmares".

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Larry Birkhead Refuses To Let Pesky 'Insider' Cameras Stop His 17-Month Old Daughter From Grieving]]> I can't quite put my finger on what's more disturbing, the fact that he allowed the jackals to come along, or the fact that this is pretty much Birkhead's only source of income.

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Val Kilmer Replaces Will Arnett As Voice Of K.I.T.T. Due To Conflict Of Truck-Pimping Interest]]> @livingblinditem: Or even African-Americany, for that matter.

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Val Kilmer Replaces Will Arnett As Voice Of K.I.T.T. Due To Conflict Of Truck-Pimping Interest]]> @Sweet Panda Love: @Randall Tex Cobb: Well played.

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on New Revelations Prove That Not Even Britney Spears Knows What Drugs She's On These Days]]> @Trixie from Toronto: @Trashtastic: Well, I guess that clears it up, sort of-ish...

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on New Revelations Prove That Not Even Britney Spears Knows What Drugs She's On These Days]]> So, have we reached some sort of consensus as to whether it's spelled "Lutfi" or "Lufti"?

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Reacting late last night on]]> It's nice that Montel has finally found some integrity; I just wonder where what pair of pants he'd left it in during all those years of pandering to Sylvia Browne.

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Leah Remini's Crazy Scientology Email?]]> @NYM: I'm pretty sure that it's an abbreviation for "acknowledged". At a previous job of mine, we had to acknowledge receipt of any email that concerned us by replying to it and writing "Ack", which would often turn into "Have you acked your messages lately?" if you'd fallen behind.

I guess I now know where that came from - and why they were so zealous about it -; makes me very glad that I left after seven months...

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on The Tom Cruise Indoctrination Video Scientologists Don't Want You To See]]> @NotReadyForPrimeTime: Seriously?? This is news to me, I haven't been paying much attention to these circus freaks over the past couple of years; I'd better go read up. You'd think that someone would have made a big deal about it, seeing that he was the guy that they'd usually trot out to deal with the media.

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on The Tom Cruise Indoctrination Video Scientologists Don't Want You To See]]> @thehmsbeagle: I'm pretty sure that's "LRH" technology.

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on The Tom Cruise Indoctrination Video Scientologists Don't Want You To See]]> @NotReadyForPrimeTime: I'm pretty sure that Miscavige and his pal Rinder (who runs the ominously-named Office of Special Affairs) have the power to slap anyone they want with the SP label since Hubbard kicked the bucket.

As for the numbers, those probably came from the same Co$ statistics department that puts Co$ membership at seven million, or whatever ludicrous figure they're going with these days...

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Jessica Simpson's Hot Streak Finally Comes To An End]]> They call themselves the New York Football Giants these days?

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Detroit Auto Show: BMW X6 for Production Revealed]]> Every passing day just seems to make me happier about my E39...

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on The Devil Made Him Do It: Honda 5-Series?]]> @jalarmo: You know, that's about as close to a proper explanation as we're ever going to get for the trunk boobs.

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Knocked-Up Jamie-Lynn Spears Carrying On Britney's Troubled Family Tradition]]> @Astroblack: Damned straight, where's Pia Zadora in our time of need?

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Fox's Evil Reality TV Mastermind Salivates At Very Thought Of Controversial Lie-Detector Show]]> @thrillwill: They had a show along these very same lines featuring politicians and generally shady people (suspects in crimes that hadn't been prosecuted, and the like) in Spain in the early Nineties. I wonder if it's still on over there...

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Chris Bangle: Hero Or Villain?]]> He's history's greatest monster, right after Jimmy Carter.

Seriously, it has taken me this long to finally start warming up to the 7 series again (what was wrong with the previous one anyway?), and he deserves to be flogged for what he did to the 5 series, let alone any of the other models.

(I'll freely admit that I don't mind the 6 series, though.)

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Julia Allison In The 17th Century]]> @jobbotch: Damn, beat me to the punch, should have refreshed...

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Julia Allison In The 17th Century]]> @the earl grey: Actually, that's more of a Hero of the Soviet Union medal, but who's counting?

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Total Freak: "Eric Schaeffer Is A Perfectly Normal And Acceptable Date"]]> @SemperBufo: Bravo, best use of douchebag-related Portuguese ever.

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Tabloid-Friendly Larry Birkhead Makes His Private Grieving Moments Work For Him]]> Hang on a minute, Larry Birkhead has (needs??) bodyguard(s)?

Is he on Bin Laden's hit list right next to Bobby Brown?

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Awards-Friendly Saskatchewan Setting Its Sights On Next Year's VMAs]]> Ahhh, all these years of Regina actually smelling like it sounds have finally come to fruition.

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on OMG! OMG! Britney Spears is]]> @CatherineTrammell: Any chance he can make himself disappear too? Every time I hear "Mindfreak!" blaring out of my TV, I feel a need to smack someone.

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on Seat Tribu Concept: Crossover Without a Cause]]> Oddly enough, just last night, I was wondering where the people responsible for giving us the Aztek had ended up.

I think this might be the answer.

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on "Men That Knows They Are Not On Your Level Will Do Anything To Bring You Down"]]> @Pope John Peeps II: you owe me a new keyboard, Your Holiness.

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<![CDATA[Black_Watch_Plaid commented on 10 Secrets Of Kristian Laliberte's Fashion Show Revealed!]]> You know, what with his ability to speak French, you'd figure that he'd at least be able to spell "tableaux vivants" and "entrepreneur" properly.

Maybe it's just me...

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