A_Benz_Apart commented on Ten Biggest Automotive Turkeys Of All Time

"WHAT NO EDSEL..."

A_Benz_Apart commented on Commenter Of The Day: Man In The Box Edition

"@Slantsick- 30 degrees off center: you forgot the coat hanger ballast resistor eliminator..."

A_Benz_Apart commented on Commenter Of The Day: Man In The Box Edition

"@Paul Y."

A_Benz_Apart commented on Chevy Tahoe Messes With Texas Mini Cooper, Pays Price

"@meng_mao: Indeed, well played by Texan Survival Mini driver."

A_Benz_Apart commented on PCH, Benefits Of Positive Thinking Edition: Cooked Countach or Rusty Rolls?

"@Pope Deartháir II of Awesome: There is no parts stock."

A_Benz_Apart commented on Commenter Of The Day: Ulnar Collateral Ligament Edition

"I would have voted for the "Oh hai I eeted ur Dog" ..."

A_Benz_Apart commented on CNBC's Jim Cramer: "What's Good For GM Is Still Good For America"

"@graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives: Come on, go ahead and say the S word..."

A_Benz_Apart commented on Mini Cooper Covered In One Million Swarovski Crystals... Is Proud To Be An American?

"@graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives: ...Or the Crystal Gayle car, which is sure to turn the driver's brown eyes blue..."

A_Benz_Apart commented on All-Electric Mini E Gets One Year Lease Priced At $820 Per Month

"For $820 a month and mere brandy money down, can I not drive a PROPER British motorcar, such as a ROLLS ROYCE? Into which, I might add, I can fit 5 live young ladies engaged in the sex trade, and an additional 3 deceased ones in the boot? The Rolls has electric cigar lighters."

A_Benz_Apart commented on Rumor: GM To NOT Put Chevy Volt Program On Hold, Cut Engineering Staff Tomorrow

"And here I was, expecting The General would announce suspension of Hummer production and stress their commitment to alternative fuel as they boldly move forward to meet the demands of the new and expanding marketplace... one too many martini lunch, I guess."