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#carcrash
Deer Takes In Scenic Route... Through The Grill Of A Buick
Seemingly unbeknownst to the driver, a contortionist deer rides shotgun in the grill of Grandpa's Buick. NSFW. Don't say we didn't warn you. More » -
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2010 Ford Transit Connect: First Drive
After the Ford Fiesta, the 2010 Ford Transit Connect is the second most lust-worthy European Ford to make it Stateside. Can a small, practical cargo van appeal to big, burly American workers? More » -
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Ducati 848: First Ride... Through A Shopping Mall
The only way we're going to bail out this economy is if we let a few hard-earned greenbacks fly. We just took it a step further with a Ducati 848 Superbike. More » -
#offbeatnews
Dallas Taxi Game Is New School Of Hard Knocks
We've just received a note from a former U.S. Marine-turned-taxi-driver regarding the extent of his "professional services." Full email below the jump. More » -
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#jalopnikreviews
Switzer P800 Nissan GT-R: First Drive
The Switzer P800 Nissan GT-R makes over 700 HP at the wheels, nearly double that of the comparatively plain-Jane GT-R. Luckily that's at all four wheels, because we drove it through both snow and ice. More » -
#newyorkautoshow
2010 VW Golf GTI: New Look, Same Car
We've got hot live photos from this year's New York Auto Show - and nothing is quite as hot as the 2010 VW Golf GTI Mark VI. More » -
#novelties
Ken Block's Gymkhana Practice Video Reveals "Big Oops"
Being a discerning car enthusiast, you've seen this infamous Ken Block Gymkhana clip a million times. Today we bring you the crashes, outtakes and foibles that went into it's production. Enjoy the infectiously addictive soundtrack! More » -
#novelties
Subaru Impreza Takes A Dump Truck Ride To Guatemala
While traveling through rural Pennsylvania doing untold, illicit things, we spotted an all too familiar set of tail lamps sticking out of the back of a dump truck. This is its story. More » -
#newyorkautoshow
2010 Chrysler 300C Interior Gets Massive Touchscreen
This image, pilfered from today's Chrysler conference at the NY Auto Show by Cars.com, demonstrates the 2010 Chrysler 300 may finally get a big boy interior and humongous touchscreen. More » -
#celebrities
Queen Latifah's Mercedes S-Class Eats It
Word on the street is Queen Latifah's Mercedes decided it only needed three tires, a busted oil cooler and part of a front fascia. Looks like it got it's wish. Full pictures inside. More » -
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2010 Mazda3: First Drive
The Mazda3 is back and with some shiny new friends. It seems Mazda has brought on a crew of Bedazzlers to ruthlessly attack every 2010 Mazda3 with sparkling injustice. More » -
#fiestamovement
Jalopnik Contributor Reveals His Ford Fiesta-Sized Movement
We couldn't let the Fiesta Movement contest go without submitting an entry and since it'd be unfair for Jalopnik to enter one, I decided to enter one on my own. Guess what? You can help! More » -
#rallyamerica
EXCLUSIVE: Ken Block's 100 Acre Wood Rally In-Car Footage
We've taken Ken Block's winning race footage straight from his STi's DVR at the 2009 100 Acre Wood Rally, complete with real-time data readouts. Now you can learn how to be a real rally driver! More » -
#contests
Big Video Contest: Show Us Your Jalopnik, Win Fabulous Roush Prizes!
After snagging some hot swag from today's 2010 Roush Mustang reveal, we figure it's time for another contest. Below, how to win some Jack Roush-signed paraphernalia and what you need do to earn it. More » -
#fordmustang
2010 ROUSH 427R Mustang: Live Unveil Of The New 435 HP Boy Racer!
We're live-blogging the 2010 ROUSH Mustang 427R reveal here in Livonia, Michigan. Hit the jump for the first pictures of this svelte new boy racer. More » -
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2009 Yamaha FX Nytro RTX SE: First Ride
The RTX SE is to Yamaha what the F-150 SVT Raptor is to Ford: a civilian version of its top-of-the-line off-road racer. Although in this case that racing is Snocross. More » -
#autorama
Lord Humongous Rides Again! Six-Wheeled Death Machine Recreated
Lord Humongous' armored killer buggy is a solid contender for the title of "Most Jalopnik Vehicle Ever Made." It's built the exact way it should've been: In an all-out garage thrash. More evil inside. More » -
#rallyamerica
Guess That Rally Car: 100 Acre Wood Edition
It's bright red, loud and generally makes the greenies unhappy. No, it's not Rush Limbaugh; it's a rally car! Submit your guesses inside for fame and glory. More » -
#savetheenzos
Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
The Ferrari Enzo owned by Jamiroquai's Jay Kay was brutalized by a yet unconfirmed assailant at the Brudenell Hotel in Aldeburgh, Suffolk. We've got the full damage report inside. More » -
#rallyamerica
Travis Pastrana In Multi-Roll Accident At 100 Acre Wood Rally
Here on the scene in Salem, MO at the 100 Acre Wood Rally comes word of a multiple-roll accident involving Travis Pastrana and Christian Edstrom. No injuries reported and there's more information inside.
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2009 Sno*Drift Rally: The Movie
We warned you about it. We gave you plenty of advance notice. And now it's finally here. Our full 2009 Sno*Drift Rally film. Be afraid, be very afraid, because Jalopnik don't do no lilly-livered video. More » -
#topten
Ten Cars And The Type Of Guys They Attract
You didn't like our "Ten Cars and the Girls They Attract" feature? Well, here's our guide for gals on ten cars and the corresponding men they attract. More »
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#novelties
Official Obama License Plates Make President Jump Shark
Illinois continues to push President Obama as a full-time celebrity with commemorative license plates with a curiously short lifetime. More » -
#tunercars
Hennessey Corvette ZR1: World's Quickest Blue Devil
Everyone's favorite Viper tuner Hennessey has reached out, left its shell, and made a few new friends. One of those new friends is the Corvette ZR1, and the results are spectacular. More » -
#lolcars
Thirty Vehicular "You're Doing It Wrong" Moments: Version 3.0
Since Version 1.0 and Version 2.0 of "You're Doing It Wrong" went over so well, and because Wert's out this afternoon, we decided it's high time to bring you Version 3.0! More » -
#offbeatnews
Austrian Uses VW Golf To Mooove Calves
Shocked motorists have spotted an Austrian softie who uses his tiny VW to relocate his beloved calves wherever they might need to go. More » -
#rallyamerica
EXCLUSIVE: Sno*Drift Pastrana, Block In-Car Rally Video
It's impossible to imagine what it's like to blast down limited access roads in a full race rally car at far above paralegal speeds, but the exclusive video below will get you close. More » -
#novelties
They Wanna F**k My Car, A Music Video
Straight from the West Coast, The Scrayper Boyz bring us on an intellectual journey through the world of highly innovative automobile customization. Or a dirty donk rap video. You be the judge. NSFW. More » -
#novelties
Chinese Death Bus: A Rolling Execution Studio?
Overpopulation and rampant crime has led the Chinese to develop a rolling lethal injection bus complete with a live video feed of the killings. Details inside. More »
