June 3, 2009 – Seemingly unbeknownst to the driver, a contortionist deer rides shotgun in the grill of Grandpa's Buick. NSFW. Don't say we didn't warn you. Next stop, The Jerky Outlet. [imgur via reddit] More »
2010 Ford Transit Connect: First Drive
May 29, 2009 – After the Ford Fiesta, the 2010 Ford Transit Connect is the second most lust-worthy European Ford to make it Stateside. Can a small, practical cargo van appeal to big, burly American workers? The Transit Connect occupies the same territory as the old-as-nails Econoline van, but manages the same... More »
Biker Drops Double Shot Of "NOS" Into Fuel Tank, Makes Internet Laugh
May 21, 2009 – A forumite at Gixxer claims he poured two 20 oz. bottles of NOS into his motorcycle's fuel tank because it was "running like crap." There's only one "NOS" that comes in 20 oz. More »
Travis Pastrana Wins 2009 Oregon Trail Rally
May 20, 2009 – MTV's "Nitro Circus" star and rally driver Travis Pastrana, along with co-driver Christian Edstrom, clocked a third win this season here at the Oregon Trail Rally situated in and around scenic, hippie-infested Portland. In his typical "Rally Leviathan" style, Travis Pastrana nabbed his third win... More »
Jalopnik Heads Down The Oregon Trail, Gets Dysentery
May 13, 2009 – There's a rally afoot in the hills of Oregon and we're headin' there; giant cameras and even bigger energy drinks in hand. Keep tabs on all of these crazy, dirty happenings after the jump. Alex "Chocolate Lovin'" Conley and I are saddling up our gear in preparation of this year's Oregon Trail Rally. More »
Ducati 848: First Ride… Through A Shopping Mall
May 11, 2009 – The only way we're going to bail out this economy is if we let a few hard-earned greenbacks fly. We just took it a step further with a Ducati 848 Superbike. Raceday. More »
Dallas Taxi Game Is New School Of Hard Knocks
May 8, 2009 – We've just received a note from a former U.S. Marine-turned-taxi-driver regarding the extent of his "professional services." Full email below the jump. Just a friendly reminder. More »
Jalopnik Contributor To Pick Up Ford Fiesta
April 24, 2009 – 'Twas a long fought battle, but the Fiesta will soon be mine! Here's how you can follow my adventures, trials and all-purpose Ford Euro-flavored tomfoolery. More »
Switzer P800 Nissan GT-R: First Drive
April 13, 2009 – The Switzer P800 Nissan GT-R makes over 700 HP at the wheels, nearly double that of the comparatively plain-Jane GT-R. Luckily that's at all four wheels, because we drove it through both snow and ice. A sharp right turn looms dangerously close and you're traveling about 50 MPH too fast for a safe... More »
Commenter Of The Day: GhettoFab Never Tasted So Good
April 8, 2009 – Sometimes we just don't have the resources to accomplish our goals within traditional methods; so, as feral engineers, we must improvise. Today's win undoubtedly goes to Jstasmanian Debil — More »
2010 VW Golf GTI: New Look, Same Car
April 8, 2009 – We've got hot live photos from this year's New York Auto Show - and nothing is quite as hot as the 2010 VW Golf GTI Mark VI. Everyone's favorite hyper-hatch returns with some spiffy new duds. More »
Ken Block Snags Win At Rally New York USA
April 8, 2009 – Block strikes again! The HoonLord, Kenneth Block, has snagged his second win at the 2009 Rally New York USA; only his second tarmac rally ever. In a 100-mile, tight, technical rally in the southern Catskills Mountains of New York, Ken slid towards a top finish with nearly a three minute margin... More »
Ken Block’s Gymkhana Practice Video Reveals "Big Oops"
April 8, 2009 – Being a discerning car enthusiast, you've seen this infamous Ken Block Gymkhana clip a million times. Today we bring you the crashes, outtakes and foibles that went into it's production. More »
Subaru Impreza Takes A Dump Truck Ride To Guatemala
April 8, 2009 – While traveling through rural Pennsylvania doing untold, illicit things, we spotted an all too familiar set of tail lamps sticking out of the back of a dump truck. More »
2012 Chrysler 300C Interior Gets Massive Touchscreen
April 8, 2009 – This image, pilfered from today's Chrysler conference at the NY Auto Show by Cars.com, demonstrates the 2010 Chrysler 300 may finally get a big boy interior and humongous touchscreen. After a strong showing from the upscale new 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee, it seems Chrysler may have finally stopped... More »
Queen Latifah’s Mercedes S-Class Eats It
April 3, 2009 – Word on the street is Queen Latifah's Mercedes decided it only needed three tires, a busted oil cooler and part of a front fascia. Looks like it got it's wish. More »
2010 Mazda3: First Drive
April 3, 2009 – The Mazda3 is back and with some shiny new friends. It seems Mazda has brought on a crew of Bedazzlers to ruthlessly attack every 2010 Mazda3 with sparkling injustice. Full Disclosure: More »
Jalopnik Contributor Reveals His Ford Fiesta-Sized Movement
March 23, 2009 – We couldn't let the Fiesta Movement contest go without submitting an entry and since it'd be unfair for Jalopnik to enter one, I decided to enter one on my own. More »
Commenter Of The Day: EXCITING, EXPRESSIVE EDITION!
March 20, 2009 – Tabloids take it upon themselves to run stories so inane, so beyond the realm of insanity that you can't help but flip one open and see how they rationalize it. More »
